S9 E1
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Season 9  "Our First Day of School"  9x1

Aired 10 years ago - Dec 01, 2009

J.D., Turk, Cox, Kelso and intern Denise return to Sacred Heart to teach med school, while new med students Lucy, Drew, Cole and Maya are put through the wringer on their first day of school.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 1 (S09E01) - 1
go ahead and take a pinkie or an ear as a trophy.
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I've never spoken to any of these people.
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I guess I should answer any annoying questions you all have.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 1 (S09E01) - 5
Speaking of which, little administrative thing.
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Whoops, that feels more like my private-time area.
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In my class, you will each be graded by the color of your skin.
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and then ran to see each other!
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- Hey, Dr. Turk. - Not now, Denise.
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When was the last time you guys saw each other?
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Onward, eagle!
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But we're always gonna inspire each other.
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I feel like I can say the worst is over.
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- You look like you could use a grape. - Thanks, Ben, I really could.
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And I call her 19 because instead of using your names,
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 1 (S09E01) - 20
- What? - The anterior cerebral artery.
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- I'm sorry about the grape thing. - Don't sweat it, 42.
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- I don't. My name is Ilyavich. - Mike, just go.
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You know, you think you're so hot, but I'm not a fan.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 1 (S09E01) - 25
- Hey, should we be taking notes? - That's a good question, fellow.
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I'm not a big fan of the TAs doing a lot of speaking, Denise. Okay?
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 1 (S09E01) - 27
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First one bringing me a med student gets a juicy bone. He gets a juicy bone.
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What is it called when tuberculosis affects the spine?
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But just a stunningly horrible job, nonetheless.
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So, great first day, everybody. Who wants to keep this party going?
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Maybe you could, I don't know, not do that.
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Are we locked down to that, or can we keep spitballing here?
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I got us all these glow-in-the-dark necklaces
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Come on, let's go get a beer.
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The truth is, the harshest words are the ones we say about ourselves.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 1 (S09E01) - 39
To cheer myself up, I made what I think is a great decision.
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Notice any resemblance? Symmetric features, strong jaw?
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- Puh-ching. - Don't you "puh-ching" me!
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Now, can you make that out?
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Why do you have to lash out, Perry?
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and I kind of felt connected to him.
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who could fly up and rescue me from all this.
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That is a very graphic naked picture of you.
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I've never spoken to any of these people.
#3
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I guess I should answer any annoying questions you all have.
#4
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Speaking of which, little administrative thing.
#5
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Whoops, that feels more like my private-time area.
#6
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In my class, you will each be graded by the color of your skin.
#7
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and then ran to see each other!
#8
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- Hey, Dr. Turk. - Not now, Denise.
#9
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When was the last time you guys saw each other?
#11
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Onward, eagle!
#12
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But we're always gonna inspire each other.
#16
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I feel like I can say the worst is over.
#17
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- You look like you could use a grape. - Thanks, Ben, I really could.
#18
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And I call her 19 because instead of using your names,
#19
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- What? - The anterior cerebral artery.
#20
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- I'm sorry about the grape thing. - Don't sweat it, 42.
#21
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- I don't. My name is Ilyavich. - Mike, just go.
#22
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You know, you think you're so hot, but I'm not a fan.
#24
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- Hey, should we be taking notes? - That's a good question, fellow.
#25
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I'm not a big fan of the TAs doing a lot of speaking, Denise. Okay?
#26
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First one bringing me a med student gets a juicy bone. He gets a juicy bone.
#28
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What is it called when tuberculosis affects the spine?
#29
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But just a stunningly horrible job, nonetheless.
#30
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So, great first day, everybody. Who wants to keep this party going?
#31
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Maybe you could, I don't know, not do that.
#34
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Are we locked down to that, or can we keep spitballing here?
#35
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I got us all these glow-in-the-dark necklaces
#36
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Come on, let's go get a beer.
#37
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The truth is, the harshest words are the ones we say about ourselves.
#38
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To cheer myself up, I made what I think is a great decision.
#39
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Notice any resemblance? Symmetric features, strong jaw?
#41
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- Puh-ching. - Don't you "puh-ching" me!
#42
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Now, can you make that out?
#43
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Why do you have to lash out, Perry?
#44
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and I kind of felt connected to him.
#45
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who could fly up and rescue me from all this.
#46
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That is a very graphic naked picture of you.
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