S9 E12
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Season 9  "Our Driving Issues"  9x12

Aired 10 years ago - Mar 10, 2010

When Cole and Kelso both get negative results back after a few routine tests, they learn the hard way to put their egos in check in order to rein in the support of their so-called friends.

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I really appreciate you taking time to check me out.
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in the last couple months?
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Having him move my car, I'll have you know,
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I'm in charge of you, and by the transitive property,
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I can do whatever I want, and you just have to stand and nod
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Dr. Turk, I've got scurvy and rickets.
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Well, actually, the mole on your chest is something we need to check out.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 9
How'd you know it was gonna be malignant?
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 10
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 11
Hey, that kind of cancer is for uglies
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So, just fill my prescription for blue steel and I'll be on my way.
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Hey, what's up? Nothing. I was just about to grab some yogurt.
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- Hello. - Number One,
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- Yeah, is that all right? - No, yeah, that's fine. Go.
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We got him from a Navajo rescue center.
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Yeah.
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He's been generous enough to let us use his case as a teaching tool.
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- That doesn't even make any sense. - You don't make sense.
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Hitching rides with students was not working out.
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she can pick up the scent of glitter
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I'm gonna go get another one. I'll be back in five minutes, okay?
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 24
taking pictures of puffins, whatever the hell those are.
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All right, I guess it's cool if they come.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 26
I'm sorry. Denise was going through something.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 27
This one thinks that just because you're having emotionless intercourse,
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 28
for the steely caress of your cold robot pincers.
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It's already been 10 minutes, what's 15 more?
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It's got to be pretty hard on you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 31
You know what, Bob? Find your own way home.
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 32
Oh.
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he shows me his abs and says, "Ask them."
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Med student, but, like, 900 years old?
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you can feel surprisingly abandoned.
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I went to the campus store and got some things to cheer you up.
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because you are gonna hoot, hoot, hoot...
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Okay, I don't care about stuff that's already happened.
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What's crazy is thinking that you could cheer me up.
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Come on, Lucy! Judge Mathis?
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And since, according to you, we're not real friends,
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Dr. Kelso?
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I'll tell you what'll make you feel better.
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You two are my closest relationships in this place.
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and it's like I'm teaching Yasir Arafat.
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Remember when you gave Maya that two-page list of careers
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Sorry your mom couldn't make it. She's a hell of a woman.
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So, where are your friends?
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in the last couple months?
#2
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Having him move my car, I'll have you know,
#3
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I'm in charge of you, and by the transitive property,
#4
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I can do whatever I want, and you just have to stand and nod
#5
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Dr. Turk, I've got scurvy and rickets.
#6
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Well, actually, the mole on your chest is something we need to check out.
#8
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How'd you know it was gonna be malignant?
#9
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Hey, that kind of cancer is for uglies
#11
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So, just fill my prescription for blue steel and I'll be on my way.
#12
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Hey, what's up? Nothing. I was just about to grab some yogurt.
#13
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- Hello. - Number One,
#15
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- Yeah, is that all right? - No, yeah, that's fine. Go.
#16
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We got him from a Navajo rescue center.
#17
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Yeah.
#18
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He's been generous enough to let us use his case as a teaching tool.
#19
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- That doesn't even make any sense. - You don't make sense.
#20
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Hitching rides with students was not working out.
#21
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she can pick up the scent of glitter
#22
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I'm gonna go get another one. I'll be back in five minutes, okay?
#23
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taking pictures of puffins, whatever the hell those are.
#24
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All right, I guess it's cool if they come.
#25
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I'm sorry. Denise was going through something.
#26
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This one thinks that just because you're having emotionless intercourse,
#27
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for the steely caress of your cold robot pincers.
#28
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It's already been 10 minutes, what's 15 more?
#29
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It's got to be pretty hard on you.
#30
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You know what, Bob? Find your own way home.
#31
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Oh.
#32
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he shows me his abs and says, "Ask them."
#33
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Med student, but, like, 900 years old?
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 35
you can feel surprisingly abandoned.
#35
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I went to the campus store and got some things to cheer you up.
#36
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because you are gonna hoot, hoot, hoot...
#37
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Okay, I don't care about stuff that's already happened.
#38
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What's crazy is thinking that you could cheer me up.
#39
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Come on, Lucy! Judge Mathis?
#40
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And since, according to you, we're not real friends,
#41
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Dr. Kelso?
#43
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I'll tell you what'll make you feel better.
#44
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You two are my closest relationships in this place.
#45
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and it's like I'm teaching Yasir Arafat.
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 47
Remember when you gave Maya that two-page list of careers
#47
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Sorry your mom couldn't make it. She's a hell of a woman.
#48
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So, where are your friends?
#49
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