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Season 9  "Our Driving Issues"  9x12

Aired 14 years ago - Mar 10, 2010

When Cole and Kelso both get negative results back after a few routine tests, they learn the hard way to put their egos in check in order to rein in the support of their so-called friends.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 1
I really appreciate you taking time to check me out.
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in the last couple months?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 3
Having him move my car, I'll have you know,
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 4
I'm in charge of you, and by the transitive property,
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 5
I can do whatever I want, and you just have to stand and nod
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 6
Dr. Turk, I've got scurvy and rickets.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 7
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 8
Well, actually, the mole on your chest is something we need to check out.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 9
How'd you know it was gonna be malignant?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 10
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 11
Hey, that kind of cancer is for uglies
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 12
So, just fill my prescription for blue steel and I'll be on my way.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 13
Hey, what's up? Nothing. I was just about to grab some yogurt.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 14
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 15
- Hello. - Number One,
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 16
- Yeah, is that all right? - No, yeah, that's fine. Go.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 17
We got him from a Navajo rescue center.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 18
Yeah.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 19
He's been generous enough to let us use his case as a teaching tool.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 20
- That doesn't even make any sense. - You don't make sense.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 21
Hitching rides with students was not working out.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 22
she can pick up the scent of glitter
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 23
I'm gonna go get another one. I'll be back in five minutes, okay?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 24
taking pictures of puffins, whatever the hell those are.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 25
All right, I guess it's cool if they come.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 26
I'm sorry. Denise was going through something.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 27
This one thinks that just because you're having emotionless intercourse,
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 28
for the steely caress of your cold robot pincers.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 29
It's already been 10 minutes, what's 15 more?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 30
It's got to be pretty hard on you.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 31
You know what, Bob? Find your own way home.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 32
Oh.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 33
he shows me his abs and says, "Ask them."
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 34
Med student, but, like, 900 years old?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 35
you can feel surprisingly abandoned.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 36
I went to the campus store and got some things to cheer you up.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 37
because you are gonna hoot, hoot, hoot...
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 38
Okay, I don't care about stuff that's already happened.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 39
What's crazy is thinking that you could cheer me up.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 40
Come on, Lucy! Judge Mathis?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 41
And since, according to you, we're not real friends,
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 42
Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 43
Dr. Kelso?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 44
I'll tell you what'll make you feel better.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 45
You two are my closest relationships in this place.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 46
and it's like I'm teaching Yasir Arafat.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 47
Remember when you gave Maya that two-page list of careers
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 48
Sorry your mom couldn't make it. She's a hell of a woman.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 49
So, where are your friends?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 50

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Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 2
in the last couple months?
#2 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 3
Having him move my car, I'll have you know,
#3 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 4
I'm in charge of you, and by the transitive property,
#4 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 5
I can do whatever I want, and you just have to stand and nod
#5 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 6
Dr. Turk, I've got scurvy and rickets.
#6 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 7 #7 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 8
Well, actually, the mole on your chest is something we need to check out.
#8 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 9
How'd you know it was gonna be malignant?
#9 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 10 #10 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 11
Hey, that kind of cancer is for uglies
#11 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 12
So, just fill my prescription for blue steel and I'll be on my way.
#12 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 13
Hey, what's up? Nothing. I was just about to grab some yogurt.
#13 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 14 #14 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 15
- Hello. - Number One,
#15 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 16
- Yeah, is that all right? - No, yeah, that's fine. Go.
#16 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 17
We got him from a Navajo rescue center.
#17 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 18
Yeah.
#18 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 19
He's been generous enough to let us use his case as a teaching tool.
#19 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 20
- That doesn't even make any sense. - You don't make sense.
#20 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 21
Hitching rides with students was not working out.
#21 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 22
she can pick up the scent of glitter
#22 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 23
I'm gonna go get another one. I'll be back in five minutes, okay?
#23 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 24
taking pictures of puffins, whatever the hell those are.
#24 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 25
All right, I guess it's cool if they come.
#25 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 26
I'm sorry. Denise was going through something.
#26 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 27
This one thinks that just because you're having emotionless intercourse,
#27 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 28
for the steely caress of your cold robot pincers.
#28 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 29
It's already been 10 minutes, what's 15 more?
#29 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 30
It's got to be pretty hard on you.
#30 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 31
You know what, Bob? Find your own way home.
#31 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 32
Oh.
#32 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 33
he shows me his abs and says, "Ask them."
#33 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 34
Med student, but, like, 900 years old?
#34 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 35
you can feel surprisingly abandoned.
#35 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 36
I went to the campus store and got some things to cheer you up.
#36 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 37
because you are gonna hoot, hoot, hoot...
#37 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 38
Okay, I don't care about stuff that's already happened.
#38 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 39
What's crazy is thinking that you could cheer me up.
#39 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 40
Come on, Lucy! Judge Mathis?
#40 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 41
And since, according to you, we're not real friends,
#41 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 42 #42 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 43
Dr. Kelso?
#43 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 44
I'll tell you what'll make you feel better.
#44 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 45
You two are my closest relationships in this place.
#45 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 46
and it's like I'm teaching Yasir Arafat.
#46 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 47
Remember when you gave Maya that two-page list of careers
#47 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 48
Sorry your mom couldn't make it. She's a hell of a woman.
#48 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 49
So, where are your friends?
#49 Recap of Scrubs Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 50 #50