S7 E4
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Season 7  "The Stinson Missile Crisis"  7x4

Aired 8 years ago - Oct 03, 2011

After Robin assaults a girl who is out to ruin Barney's relationship, she is forced to begin court-mandated therapy sessions. Meanwhile, Ted gets too involved in Lily's pregnancy.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 1
Cheetos...
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(scoffs) No.
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Two things: 1) Somebody stole
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Thanks for the support, Robin. This is huge for me.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 5
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Ted, what are you doing here?!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 7
Guys, for the health of our baby,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 8
(sighs)
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 9
We're right up there with Batman and Robin and Alfred.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 10
You know, not too long ago,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 11
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 12
I can't believe you're still running plays on dumb blondes!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 13
Oh, hi. I'm Dr. Barney Stinson.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 14
can give you a free breast-reduction consultation.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 15
Okay, survivors, today's reward challenge
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 16
offering free breast-reduction consultations,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 17
I can't believe you go
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 18
"Patient selflessly tried to help a friend in need."
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 19
and then... wow, Harvard again.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 20
Never mind.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 21
Okay, first of all, I'm sure Ted's fine.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 22
Don't tell me you're doubting Dr. Sonya!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 23
(phone rings)
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 24
a wide-eyed farm girl would get off the bus
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 25
My love to Marge and the kids!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 26
it's like Maya Angelou keeps telling Oprah,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 27
as a matter of fact, I have an extremely attractive
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 28
Ted, I want you back on Team Baby. What?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 29
and I vote that we go to the birthing class.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 30
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 31
Disconnect the Cold Call 5000.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 32
but I saw you on the subway, and I knew we were meant to be.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 33
I can't believe Lily's not coming!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 34
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 35
You're a real bro.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 36
How about I put on a smokin' hot dress,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 37
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KEVIN: Let me guess,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 39
So, I suppose now you want me to talk about how it felt
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 40
Excuse me, do you know where I can find Barney Stinson?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 41
BARNEY: Hi, I know this is crazy,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 42
or be a bigger person, and help my friend.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 43
(moaning ecstatically)
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 44
Now, Papas,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 45
I honor your body's wisdom.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 46
But even if I meet the girl of my dreams right this second,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 47
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(with Russian accent): You have just a little bit.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 49
My hero.
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and pull it out of your mouth!

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 2
(scoffs) No.
#2
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Two things: 1) Somebody stole
#3
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Thanks for the support, Robin. This is huge for me.
#4
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Ted, what are you doing here?!
#6
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Guys, for the health of our baby,
#7
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 8
(sighs)
#8
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 9
We're right up there with Batman and Robin and Alfred.
#9
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 10
You know, not too long ago,
#10
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 11 #11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 12
I can't believe you're still running plays on dumb blondes!
#12
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 13
Oh, hi. I'm Dr. Barney Stinson.
#13
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 14
can give you a free breast-reduction consultation.
#14
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 15
Okay, survivors, today's reward challenge
#15
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 16
offering free breast-reduction consultations,
#16
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I can't believe you go
#17
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"Patient selflessly tried to help a friend in need."
#18
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and then... wow, Harvard again.
#19
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Never mind.
#20
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Okay, first of all, I'm sure Ted's fine.
#21
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Don't tell me you're doubting Dr. Sonya!
#22
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(phone rings)
#23
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a wide-eyed farm girl would get off the bus
#24
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My love to Marge and the kids!
#25
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it's like Maya Angelou keeps telling Oprah,
#26
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 27
as a matter of fact, I have an extremely attractive
#27
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Ted, I want you back on Team Baby. What?
#28
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and I vote that we go to the birthing class.
#29
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Disconnect the Cold Call 5000.
#31
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but I saw you on the subway, and I knew we were meant to be.
#32
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 33
I can't believe Lily's not coming!
#33
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You're a real bro.
#35
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How about I put on a smokin' hot dress,
#36
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KEVIN: Let me guess,
#38
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So, I suppose now you want me to talk about how it felt
#39
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 40
Excuse me, do you know where I can find Barney Stinson?
#40
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BARNEY: Hi, I know this is crazy,
#41
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 42
or be a bigger person, and help my friend.
#42
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(moaning ecstatically)
#43
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 44
Now, Papas,
#44
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 45
I honor your body's wisdom.
#45
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 46
But even if I meet the girl of my dreams right this second,
#46
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(with Russian accent): You have just a little bit.
#48
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 49
My hero.
#49
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and pull it out of your mouth!
#50