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Season 7  "The Drunk Train"  7x16

Aired 12 years ago - Feb 13, 2012

Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a Valentine's Day trip to Vermont. Kevin and Robin use the trip to talk about taking their relationship to the next level. Meanwhile, Barney realizes he has finally met his match.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 1
Relationships are a give and take,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 2
How do we not keep score,you ask?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 3
she's bought us over the years.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 4
But I'd never hold that over Marshall, because if I did,he'd owe me big-time.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 5
just***
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 6
That night,Barney and I found ourselves in a strange,new universe called...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 7
It's-it's The Little Engine with Wood,The Whore-ient Express.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 8
And don't say,"The Siamese Twins"" We're not stretching out another one of my jackets.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 9
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 10
If we're getting through five more meals and a sleigh ride with those guys,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 11
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 12
I'm-I'm not saying no. I'm-I'm not saying anything.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 13
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 14
- I said that one yesterday. - I don't think you did.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 15
Oh,you have no idea.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 16
I pay for the meal,you handle my deal. That's just good manners.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 17
No,they did not forget the potato salad in your takeout order!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 18
Last week,I went out with a girl whose favorite band was Glee.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 19
Ted,tonight is gonna be epic-- wait for it-- dary!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 20
Why don't we get an appetizer? How about the... onion rings?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 21
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 22
So... where do you live?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 23
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 24
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 25
from everyone for the last couple of months.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 26
No,you know,I've had some... time to deal with this by myself,and...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 27
You know what,Robin? If it's meant to be,then it won't matter.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 28
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 29
I actually have no idea where you went to college.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 30
Damn it,Ted!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 31
I know that this is a lot to process,so...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 32
- What are you doing? - The top speed of the Drunk Train is 73 miles per hour,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 33
My God...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 34
get***
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 35
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 36
No,Kevin,it's not just that I can't have kids,I don't want kids.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 37
Oh,you take such good care of me.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 38
Oh,thanks,sweetie.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 39
I hope it's a soupy deuce,sucka.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 40
Oh,oh,oh,big man with a briefcase!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 41
You crossed out all the stops and wrote "Vaginaville.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 42
You know,I went out tonight looking for a cheap,meaningless fling.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 43
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 44
Yeah,right. Get up. You're on my bra.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 45
Oh,right. That was later in my apartment after we got nasty. My bad.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 46
lovely innocent flowers.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 47
Because you're wasting your time here. We both are.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 48
Assuming you don't turn into a big fat fattie.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 49
That is something huge you would be giving up for me.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 50
So... I need you to be sure,okay?

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 2
How do we not keep score,you ask?
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 3
she's bought us over the years.
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 4
But I'd never hold that over Marshall, because if I did,he'd owe me big-time.
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 5
just***
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 6
That night,Barney and I found ourselves in a strange,new universe called...
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 7
It's-it's The Little Engine with Wood,The Whore-ient Express.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 8
And don't say,"The Siamese Twins"" We're not stretching out another one of my jackets.
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 9 #9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 10
If we're getting through five more meals and a sleigh ride with those guys,
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 11 #11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 12
I'm-I'm not saying no. I'm-I'm not saying anything.
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 13 #13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 14
- I said that one yesterday. - I don't think you did.
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 15
Oh,you have no idea.
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 16
I pay for the meal,you handle my deal. That's just good manners.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 17
No,they did not forget the potato salad in your takeout order!
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 18
Last week,I went out with a girl whose favorite band was Glee.
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 19
Ted,tonight is gonna be epic-- wait for it-- dary!
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 20
Why don't we get an appetizer? How about the... onion rings?
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 21 #21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 22
So... where do you live?
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 23 #23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 24 #24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 25
from everyone for the last couple of months.
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 26
No,you know,I've had some... time to deal with this by myself,and...
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 27
You know what,Robin? If it's meant to be,then it won't matter.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 28 #28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 29
I actually have no idea where you went to college.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 30
Damn it,Ted!
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 31
I know that this is a lot to process,so...
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 32
- What are you doing? - The top speed of the Drunk Train is 73 miles per hour,
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 33
My God...
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 34
get***
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 35 #35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 36
No,Kevin,it's not just that I can't have kids,I don't want kids.
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 37
Oh,you take such good care of me.
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 38
Oh,thanks,sweetie.
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 39
I hope it's a soupy deuce,sucka.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 40
Oh,oh,oh,big man with a briefcase!
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 41
You crossed out all the stops and wrote "Vaginaville.
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 42
You know,I went out tonight looking for a cheap,meaningless fling.
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 43 #43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 44
Yeah,right. Get up. You're on my bra.
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 45
Oh,right. That was later in my apartment after we got nasty. My bad.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 46
lovely innocent flowers.
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 47
Because you're wasting your time here. We both are.
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 48
Assuming you don't turn into a big fat fattie.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 49
That is something huge you would be giving up for me.
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 16 (S07E16) - 50
So... I need you to be sure,okay?
#50