S7 E2
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Season 7  "The Naked Truth"  7x2

Aired 8 years ago - Sep 19, 2011

Marshall gets a great job offer that he fears may be scuttled by a social media background check. Ted needs a date for the Architects Ball.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 1
Marshall, this is Garrison Cootes.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 2
I love the work you guys do. That's a croc...
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 3
you're good to go, man.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 4
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 5
My wha...? Oh, it's nothing.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 6
What kind of person needs to lie like that.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 7
I just had two back-to-back dates.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 8
Speaks four languages, is a concert pianist.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 9
before it gets serious?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 10
Ever since Mr. Cootes mentioned the background check,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 11
Oh, ho-ho!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 12
Well, that could be anybody.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 13
I was pledging his frat,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 14
Oh, no, you guys see why this sucks, right?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 15
by the end of the night.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 16
Well, see, I did not know that.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 17
Have I ever...
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 18
I guess if we're splitting hairs,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 19
But, Nora, after that, I had a run that you would not believe.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 20
Beercules!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 21
of malt liquor to your hands.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 22
One, you can give me $4 million,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 23
Who are you playing with, anyway?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 24
Aren't you relieved I'm alive?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 25
Uh... Oh, I once pulled The Soul Man.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 26
I got this.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 27
Um, maybe I haven't this is...
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 28
Just take a friend.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 29
I need a color chart.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 30
Beercules, what happened?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 31
I'm gonna be a dad.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 32
And I select the beautiful game,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 33
Oh, wait, sorry-- I just thought of another space one.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 34
Barney, you're funny, handsome
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 35
Look, Nora, all those lies-- that's the old me.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 36
until I get a second date with you.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 37
Okay, so red indicates level of attractiveness,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 38
Did not reach for the check...
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 39
Don't feel guilty about that.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 40
Aw, honey.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 41
And if my potential future employer, Garrison Cootes,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 42
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 43
You know why?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 44
No idea. What's everyone getting?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 45
Who am I kidding? I'm not ready to be a dad.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 46
I got an icicle on my deal!"
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 47
Oh, I told Nora I wouldn't leave until she gave me a second date,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 48
The way Barney feels about Nora--
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 49
Although, for the record--
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 50
But, again, I'm getting ahead of myself.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 2
I love the work you guys do. That's a croc...
#2
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 3
you're good to go, man.
#3
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 4
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
#4
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 5
My wha...? Oh, it's nothing.
#5
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 6
What kind of person needs to lie like that.
#6
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 7
I just had two back-to-back dates.
#7
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 8
Speaks four languages, is a concert pianist.
#8
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 9
before it gets serious?
#9
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 10
Ever since Mr. Cootes mentioned the background check,
#10
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 11
Oh, ho-ho!
#11
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 12
Well, that could be anybody.
#12
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 13
I was pledging his frat,
#13
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 14
Oh, no, you guys see why this sucks, right?
#14
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 15
by the end of the night.
#15
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 16
Well, see, I did not know that.
#16
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 17
Have I ever...
#17
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 18
I guess if we're splitting hairs,
#18
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 19
But, Nora, after that, I had a run that you would not believe.
#19
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 20
Beercules!
#20
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 21
of malt liquor to your hands.
#21
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 22
One, you can give me $4 million,
#22
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 23
Who are you playing with, anyway?
#23
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 24
Aren't you relieved I'm alive?
#24
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 25
Uh... Oh, I once pulled The Soul Man.
#25
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 26
I got this.
#26
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 27
Um, maybe I haven't this is...
#27
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 28
Just take a friend.
#28
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 29
I need a color chart.
#29
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 30
Beercules, what happened?
#30
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 31
I'm gonna be a dad.
#31
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 32
And I select the beautiful game,
#32
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 33
Oh, wait, sorry-- I just thought of another space one.
#33
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 34
Barney, you're funny, handsome
#34
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 35
Look, Nora, all those lies-- that's the old me.
#35
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 36
until I get a second date with you.
#36
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 37
Okay, so red indicates level of attractiveness,
#37
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 38
Did not reach for the check...
#38
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 39
Don't feel guilty about that.
#39
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 40
Aw, honey.
#40
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 41
And if my potential future employer, Garrison Cootes,
#41
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 42 #42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 43
You know why?
#43
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 44
No idea. What's everyone getting?
#44
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 45
Who am I kidding? I'm not ready to be a dad.
#45
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 46
I got an icicle on my deal!"
#46
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 47
Oh, I told Nora I wouldn't leave until she gave me a second date,
#47
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 48
The way Barney feels about Nora--
#48
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 49
Although, for the record--
#49
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 50
But, again, I'm getting ahead of myself.
#50