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Season 7  "The Naked Truth"  7x2

Aired 12 years ago - Sep 19, 2011

Marshall gets a great job offer that he fears may be scuttled by a social media background check. Ted needs a date for the Architects Ball.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 1
Marshall, this is Garrison Cootes.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 2
I love the work you guys do. That's a croc...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 3
you're good to go, man.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 4
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 5
My wha...? Oh, it's nothing.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 6
What kind of person needs to lie like that.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 7
I just had two back-to-back dates.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 8
Speaks four languages, is a concert pianist.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 9
before it gets serious?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 10
Ever since Mr. Cootes mentioned the background check,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 11
Oh, ho-ho!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 12
Well, that could be anybody.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 13
I was pledging his frat,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 14
Oh, no, you guys see why this sucks, right?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 15
by the end of the night.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 16
Well, see, I did not know that.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 17
Have I ever...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 18
I guess if we're splitting hairs,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 19
But, Nora, after that, I had a run that you would not believe.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 20
Beercules!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 21
of malt liquor to your hands.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 22
One, you can give me $4 million,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 23
Who are you playing with, anyway?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 24
Aren't you relieved I'm alive?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 25
Uh... Oh, I once pulled The Soul Man.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 26
I got this.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 27
Um, maybe I haven't this is...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 28
Just take a friend.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 29
I need a color chart.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 30
Beercules, what happened?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 31
I'm gonna be a dad.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 32
And I select the beautiful game,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 33
Oh, wait, sorry-- I just thought of another space one.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 34
Barney, you're funny, handsome
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 35
Look, Nora, all those lies-- that's the old me.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 36
until I get a second date with you.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 37
Okay, so red indicates level of attractiveness,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 38
Did not reach for the check...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 39
Don't feel guilty about that.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 40
Aw, honey.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 41
And if my potential future employer, Garrison Cootes,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 42
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 43
You know why?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 44
No idea. What's everyone getting?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 45
Who am I kidding? I'm not ready to be a dad.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 46
I got an icicle on my deal!"
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 47
Oh, I told Nora I wouldn't leave until she gave me a second date,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 48
The way Barney feels about Nora--
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 49
Although, for the record--
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 50
But, again, I'm getting ahead of myself.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 2
I love the work you guys do. That's a croc...
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 3
you're good to go, man.
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 4
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 5
My wha...? Oh, it's nothing.
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 6
What kind of person needs to lie like that.
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 7
I just had two back-to-back dates.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 8
Speaks four languages, is a concert pianist.
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 9
before it gets serious?
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 10
Ever since Mr. Cootes mentioned the background check,
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 11
Oh, ho-ho!
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 12
Well, that could be anybody.
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 13
I was pledging his frat,
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 14
Oh, no, you guys see why this sucks, right?
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 15
by the end of the night.
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 16
Well, see, I did not know that.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 17
Have I ever...
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 18
I guess if we're splitting hairs,
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 19
But, Nora, after that, I had a run that you would not believe.
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 20
Beercules!
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 21
of malt liquor to your hands.
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 22
One, you can give me $4 million,
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 23
Who are you playing with, anyway?
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 24
Aren't you relieved I'm alive?
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 25
Uh... Oh, I once pulled The Soul Man.
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 26
I got this.
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 27
Um, maybe I haven't this is...
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 28
Just take a friend.
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 29
I need a color chart.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 30
Beercules, what happened?
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 31
I'm gonna be a dad.
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 32
And I select the beautiful game,
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 33
Oh, wait, sorry-- I just thought of another space one.
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 34
Barney, you're funny, handsome
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 35
Look, Nora, all those lies-- that's the old me.
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 36
until I get a second date with you.
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 37
Okay, so red indicates level of attractiveness,
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 38
Did not reach for the check...
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 39
Don't feel guilty about that.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 40
Aw, honey.
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 41
And if my potential future employer, Garrison Cootes,
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 42 #42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 43
You know why?
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 44
No idea. What's everyone getting?
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 45
Who am I kidding? I'm not ready to be a dad.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 46
I got an icicle on my deal!"
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 47
Oh, I told Nora I wouldn't leave until she gave me a second date,
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 48
The way Barney feels about Nora--
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 49
Although, for the record--
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 2 (S07E02) - 50
But, again, I'm getting ahead of myself.
#50