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How I Met Your Mother

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Season 7  "46 Minutes"  7x14

Aired 12 years ago - Jan 16, 2012

Lily and Marshall officially move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out of their house. Meanwhile, the gang adjusts to them moving by going to a strip club.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 1
Look at what's become of our booth.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 2
I hate to agree with Barney's near-paralyzing abandonment issues,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 3
Remember that amazing idea I had that one time?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 4
Well... I'm going to miss them anywhere.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 5
adventurous... and open-minded.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 6
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 7
I've got no cell reception. I wanted to call Ted. This feels weird.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 8
just that this was my room when I growing up,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 9
and pushy and strangely obsessed with your adolescent sex life.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 10
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 11
I'm always ready to rock.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 12
Party like a rock star! Party like a rock star...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 13
Now,put this fiver in your mouth so...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 14
Gentlemen,say hello to J-J-J-Jasmine!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 15
Lily had a doppelganger who was a Russian stripper.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 16
Hey,Better Lily,please dance for my friend.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 17
Wait-- Better Lily is dating this behemoth?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 18
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 19
you're not allowed to show your vagina.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 20
By the way,did you see how she opened that bottle?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 21
You know what? I bet the fuse box is in the basement.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 22
Where do I look? I mean,I can't look at her chest.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 23
Quick,do something cool.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 24
From the sound of the wind chimes,I hear you've made it to the first floor.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 25
to the Fuse Box in the Basement,Marshall.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 26
- Did I get it? - Yeah,you got it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 27
We go to underground poker game in mostly-abandoned insane asylum.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 28
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 29
Marshall,I just remembered I saw a box of matches in the drawer by the trash can.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 30
Oh,right,you can't see me.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 31
I'll be down at that fuse box in no time,and when I get there,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 32
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 33
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 34
You know Butterfly-knife.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 35
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 36
Don't let me be in charge of the gang anymore.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 37
We got to hit that party!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 38
And I'm pretty sure I have a drumstick...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 39
Get these lights back on.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 40
No,Marshall... you don't know anything about your house.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 41
That's pretty steep for a cover charge.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 42
Okay,now,Marshall,take three steps forward,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 43
Okay,now past the washer and dryer is the hardest part.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 44
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 45
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 46
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 47
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 48
Damn it,Ted.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 49
I mean,it'll go from seeing them a couple times a week,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 50
No,I won't let that happen. Especially that last part.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 2
I hate to agree with Barney's near-paralyzing abandonment issues,
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 3
Remember that amazing idea I had that one time?
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 4
Well... I'm going to miss them anywhere.
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 5
adventurous... and open-minded.
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 6 #6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 7
I've got no cell reception. I wanted to call Ted. This feels weird.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 8
just that this was my room when I growing up,
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 9
and pushy and strangely obsessed with your adolescent sex life.
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 10 #10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 11
I'm always ready to rock.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 12
Party like a rock star! Party like a rock star...
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 13
Now,put this fiver in your mouth so...
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 14
Gentlemen,say hello to J-J-J-Jasmine!
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 15
Lily had a doppelganger who was a Russian stripper.
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 16
Hey,Better Lily,please dance for my friend.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 17
Wait-- Better Lily is dating this behemoth?
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 18 #18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 19
you're not allowed to show your vagina.
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 20
By the way,did you see how she opened that bottle?
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 21
You know what? I bet the fuse box is in the basement.
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 22
Where do I look? I mean,I can't look at her chest.
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 23
Quick,do something cool.
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 24
From the sound of the wind chimes,I hear you've made it to the first floor.
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 25
to the Fuse Box in the Basement,Marshall.
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 26
- Did I get it? - Yeah,you got it.
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 27
We go to underground poker game in mostly-abandoned insane asylum.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 28 #28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 29
Marshall,I just remembered I saw a box of matches in the drawer by the trash can.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 30
Oh,right,you can't see me.
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 31
I'll be down at that fuse box in no time,and when I get there,
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 32 #32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 33 #33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 34
You know Butterfly-knife.
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 35 #35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 36
Don't let me be in charge of the gang anymore.
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 37
We got to hit that party!
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 38
And I'm pretty sure I have a drumstick...
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 39
Get these lights back on.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 40
No,Marshall... you don't know anything about your house.
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 41
That's pretty steep for a cover charge.
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 42
Okay,now,Marshall,take three steps forward,
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 43
Okay,now past the washer and dryer is the hardest part.
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 44 #44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 45 #45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 46 #46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 47 #47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 48
Damn it,Ted.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 49
I mean,it'll go from seeing them a couple times a week,
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 14 (S07E14) - 50
No,I won't let that happen. Especially that last part.
#50