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Season 7  "Karma"  7x18

Aired 13 years ago - Feb 27, 2012

Barney continues his pursuit of Quinn. Ted has to deal with Robin's old room, while Robin gets a taste of suburban life from Marshall and Lily.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 1
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 2
I filled it with a new hobby.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 3
while having an imaginary conversation with your ex.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 4
I mean, you've dated convicted felons, arms dealers...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 5
you happened to walk into the club where she works?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 6
is throwing us in each other's path for some reason?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 7
No, listen,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 8
I heard she's over at The Melon Patch now.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 9
I guess there's no reason why not.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 10
how each hour here feels like it may never end.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 11
to calm down drug addicts and the criminally insane.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 12
In their lairs, they often don a primitive shroud
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 13
Guys, um, I don't want to overstay my welcome,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 14
That hit one of the picketers who was on strike.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 15
Oh! Oh!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 16
LILY: Good night!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 17
You hear these things that come out of your mouth, right?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 18
Song's over, I got to go.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 19
And funny...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 20
(music stops) (gasps) Oh.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 21
charming and funny
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 22
aaaaaa...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 23
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 24
This one time only, I'm going to break my rule.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 25
If it's not a date, why'd she say, every fifth day was free?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 26
Morning, sweetie.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 27
They were a bit fancy for East Meadow.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 28
And I begin to fear...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 29
You are not on a date.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 30
somewhere besides here, wouldn't you?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 31
I will fake a stomach ache during dinner.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 32
was canceled.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 33
Let's go out tomorrow night!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 34
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 35
You laid exactly the same line on that guy that you did on me!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 36
No! You're playing me again!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 37
Did I deserve this? Absolutely.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 38
But I have been trying,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 39
Look, I'm sorry we made you feel a little suffocated,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 40
Oh, I think North Bellmore can take state.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 41
No, no, we live here now.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 42
NARRATOR: The next morning, Barney learned that even in
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 43
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 44
and you didn't even recognize me the night we went out.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 45
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 46
You're the first woman who's wrong not to.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 47
1,700 more of these and we're even.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 48
Pottery. Now you're making pottery.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 49
A room devoted to reminding me that I'm still alone?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 50

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 2
I filled it with a new hobby.
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 3
while having an imaginary conversation with your ex.
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 4
I mean, you've dated convicted felons, arms dealers...
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 5
you happened to walk into the club where she works?
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 6
is throwing us in each other's path for some reason?
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 7
No, listen,
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 8
I heard she's over at The Melon Patch now.
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 9
I guess there's no reason why not.
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 10
how each hour here feels like it may never end.
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 11
to calm down drug addicts and the criminally insane.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 12
In their lairs, they often don a primitive shroud
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 13
Guys, um, I don't want to overstay my welcome,
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 14
That hit one of the picketers who was on strike.
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 15
Oh! Oh!
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 16
LILY: Good night!
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 17
You hear these things that come out of your mouth, right?
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 18
Song's over, I got to go.
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 19
And funny...
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 20
(music stops) (gasps) Oh.
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 21
charming and funny
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 22
aaaaaa...
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 23 #23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 24
This one time only, I'm going to break my rule.
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 25
If it's not a date, why'd she say, every fifth day was free?
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 26
Morning, sweetie.
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 27
They were a bit fancy for East Meadow.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 28
And I begin to fear...
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 29
You are not on a date.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 30
somewhere besides here, wouldn't you?
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 31
I will fake a stomach ache during dinner.
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 32
was canceled.
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 33
Let's go out tomorrow night!
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 34 #34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 35
You laid exactly the same line on that guy that you did on me!
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 36
No! You're playing me again!
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 37
Did I deserve this? Absolutely.
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 38
But I have been trying,
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 39
Look, I'm sorry we made you feel a little suffocated,
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 40
Oh, I think North Bellmore can take state.
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 41
No, no, we live here now.
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 42
NARRATOR: The next morning, Barney learned that even in
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 43 #43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 44
and you didn't even recognize me the night we went out.
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 45 #45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 46
You're the first woman who's wrong not to.
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 47
1,700 more of these and we're even.
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 48
Pottery. Now you're making pottery.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 49
A room devoted to reminding me that I'm still alone?
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 7 Episode 18 (S07E18) - 50 #50