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Season 18  "Cock Magic"  18x8

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 19, 2014

Kenny excels at playing the game, Magic: The Gathering. He has the boys’ full attention until a new, hard-core activity gets in the way. When Wendy tries to get Stan to pay attention to what she’s doing, she realizes that what he does with his guy friends always comes first.

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Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 1
brutality, go here. This is the underground stuff, so keep it quiet.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 2
What's exciting and hard-core about city shrimp?
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 3
Five dara?!
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 4
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 5
More mana from scrambles. And, yes, that is crippling
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 6
The mana is flying now, as both roosters play sorcery spells!
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 7
- Hell, yeah! - What's the matter, Kenny?
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 8
- pretty hard. - Yeah. Maybe that's just kind of what they do naturally.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 9
Come on. Where's that smile? Where's that smile, Kenny?
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 10
- What's cock magic? - Right.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 11
Care to tell us where the cock-magic fights are being held?
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 12
legendary creature cards? It's illegal, and it's wrong. And anyone I find involved with
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 13
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 14
Dad, that's not... hat's not cock magic.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 15
- roosters! - We aren't cops or anything.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 16
Well, your New Hampshire broiler chickens are the best for white mana.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 17
mind being made to play The gathering"?
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 18
Hey, how about this little guy?
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 19
Wow. Did you hear him, Kenny?
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 20
- Randy, what are you doing?! - Nothing, Sharon!
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 21
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 22
and even our son is discovering what cock magic has to offer.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 23
Reuben casts silklash spider. Silklash spider can block as if it had flying.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 24
- Quiet, please. - Wait!
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 25
That was goddamn manly. I mean, no offense to Kenny, but
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 26
Yes. And I'm not talking about the basement of some seedy Chinese
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 27
You hear that, McNuggets? You're going to the big leagues.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 28
Hey, kids, are we having fun? Where'd my hat go? Anyone seen my hat?
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 29
God! Can somebody help?! Please!
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 30
amazingly Randy. Thank you.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 31
- Yeah. You got to know people. - Dang it. I wish I knew people.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 32
Jesus. Give it a rest already.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 33
The girls wanted to say something,
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 34
Dude, Wendy plays volleyball. Did you know that? I don't think you knew that.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 35
And what about the cock magic. Where was that?
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 36
I get it now. Do you know what the penalty is for calling in a false
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 37
Please! Don't take me away from my child!
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 39
For the next round, it is Gadnuk, Breaker of worlds, versus Clucky.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 40
Dude, he's, like, a beast. He's got more legendary creature
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 41
That thing isn't human!
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 42
Holy shit, dude! Dude, we forfeit! We forfeit!
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 43
The fight we were expecting, of course... Gadnuk, breaker of worlds, versus 10-month-old
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 44
Never a dull moment in the illegal sport of cock magic. Let's rejoin the battle now as
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 45
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 46
- He just had to shuffle it. - Did you hear that? He's shuffling the deck already.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 47
to the graveyard. He's desperate now. Not too much he can... And
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 48
absolute savagery! Frenzied goblin has been sent to the graveyard, and now there is
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 49
Well, well. Looks like I finally caught the big boys.
 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 50
the incomparable, the beautiful, the amazingly Randy.

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Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 2
What's exciting and hard-core about city shrimp?
#2 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 3
Five dara?!
#3 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 4 #4 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 5
More mana from scrambles. And, yes, that is crippling
#5 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 6
The mana is flying now, as both roosters play sorcery spells!
#6 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 7
- Hell, yeah! - What's the matter, Kenny?
#7 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 8
- pretty hard. - Yeah. Maybe that's just kind of what they do naturally.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 9
Come on. Where's that smile? Where's that smile, Kenny?
#9 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 10
- What's cock magic? - Right.
#10 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 11
Care to tell us where the cock-magic fights are being held?
#11 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 12
legendary creature cards? It's illegal, and it's wrong. And anyone I find involved with
#12 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 13 #13 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 14
Dad, that's not... hat's not cock magic.
#14 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 15
- roosters! - We aren't cops or anything.
#15 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 16
Well, your New Hampshire broiler chickens are the best for white mana.
#16 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 17
mind being made to play The gathering"?
#17 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 18
Hey, how about this little guy?
#18 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 19
Wow. Did you hear him, Kenny?
#19 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 20
- Randy, what are you doing?! - Nothing, Sharon!
#20 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 21
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
#21 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 22
and even our son is discovering what cock magic has to offer.
#22 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 23
Reuben casts silklash spider. Silklash spider can block as if it had flying.
#23 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 24
- Quiet, please. - Wait!
#24 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 25
That was goddamn manly. I mean, no offense to Kenny, but
#25 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 26
Yes. And I'm not talking about the basement of some seedy Chinese
#26 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 27
You hear that, McNuggets? You're going to the big leagues.
#27 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 28
Hey, kids, are we having fun? Where'd my hat go? Anyone seen my hat?
#28 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 29
God! Can somebody help?! Please!
#29 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 30
amazingly Randy. Thank you.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 31
- Yeah. You got to know people. - Dang it. I wish I knew people.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 32
Jesus. Give it a rest already.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 33
The girls wanted to say something,
#33 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 34
Dude, Wendy plays volleyball. Did you know that? I don't think you knew that.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 35
And what about the cock magic. Where was that?
#35 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 36
I get it now. Do you know what the penalty is for calling in a false
#36 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 37
Please! Don't take me away from my child!
#37 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 38 #38 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 39
For the next round, it is Gadnuk, Breaker of worlds, versus Clucky.
#39 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 40
Dude, he's, like, a beast. He's got more legendary creature
#40 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 41
That thing isn't human!
#41 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 42
Holy shit, dude! Dude, we forfeit! We forfeit!
#42 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 43
The fight we were expecting, of course... Gadnuk, breaker of worlds, versus 10-month-old
#43 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 44
Never a dull moment in the illegal sport of cock magic. Let's rejoin the battle now as
#44 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 45 #45 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 46
- He just had to shuffle it. - Did you hear that? He's shuffling the deck already.
#46 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 47
to the graveyard. He's desperate now. Not too much he can... And
#47 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 48
absolute savagery! Frenzied goblin has been sent to the graveyard, and now there is
#48 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 49
Well, well. Looks like I finally caught the big boys.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 8 (S18E08) - 50
the incomparable, the beautiful, the amazingly Randy.
#50