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Season 18  "Go Fund Yourself"  18x1

Aired 10 years ago - Sep 24, 2014

After Cartman and the boys name their new company, The Washington Redskins, they just sit back and watch the funding roll in. The head coach of the Washington Redskins football team demands that they change the name but Cartman digs in his heels. The Washington Redskins may never mean the same thing ever again.

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Washington Redskins.
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Yeah but maybe we need a name that's more affirming.
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I told you guys, Washington Redskins' totally gets people attention.
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 5
appeared to be some kind of adolescent prank
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 6
By pledging just one or two dollars
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 7
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I'm the president and owner of the Washington Redskins.
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 9
You have no right to use our name to get attention.
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 10
We are a proud team, Mr. Cartman.
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 11
I know I can't legally make you stop using our name, but,
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 12
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 13
The Internet start-up company has raised so much money on KickStarter,
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 14
there's a people here, okay, who are not happy about the use of the name.
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 15
Guys, we need to talk to you.
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 16
is what the Washington Redskins are all about. Now come on guys!
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 17
You take a moral stand on issues,
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 18
- And it's most likely going to be Butters. - Oh, no!
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 19
I don't want to. It's a stupid name!
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 20
I don't know, I... But I don't know if my future is with this company either.
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 21
Is the league just going to sit by while my team and my players
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 22
- and add expertise to our team. - That's the most ridiculous,
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 23
- Aww this thing is broken. - We can add, and we will do
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 24
This stupid thing isn't working!
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 25
If the Goodell-bot is broken we must stay out of it more than even usual.
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 26
Begin mass behind-the-scenes-under-the-table enforcement of our wishes, now!
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 27
[Bleep] you out there. [Bleep] you.
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 28
is the most exciting. As you know, the Redskins have been on the forefront
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 29
We all added a new rug. That goes better with our office drapes.
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 30
change our logo it should be more in step with the day's times.
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 31
they will immediately think titties and balls.
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 32
- Yeah. - You okay, bro?
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- seven words in its title. - What do you mean?
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It's just incredible, Harry. Everyone is using KickStarter for everything.
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Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 37
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and see how much our company made in four, three, two, one...
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Come on, I wanna know how much our company is worth.
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 41
Kyle!
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that our company was more successful than yours would ever be.
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 43
And we are not gonna let anything stop us from getting to bro down.
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 44
Yes, we do! We have a sweet name.
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 45
It is really sweet.
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but here at Washington Redskins we saw opportunity.
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It is the biggest [Bleep] you, we have ever come up with.
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set to take on the Washington Redskins. That is, of course
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- Those Redskins. - Yeah, whatever.

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Yeah but maybe we need a name that's more affirming.
#3
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I told you guys, Washington Redskins' totally gets people attention.
#4
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appeared to be some kind of adolescent prank
#5
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By pledging just one or two dollars
#6
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I'm the president and owner of the Washington Redskins.
#8
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You have no right to use our name to get attention.
#9
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 10
We are a proud team, Mr. Cartman.
#10
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 11
I know I can't legally make you stop using our name, but,
#11
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 12 #12 Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 13
The Internet start-up company has raised so much money on KickStarter,
#13
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there's a people here, okay, who are not happy about the use of the name.
#14
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Guys, we need to talk to you.
#15
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is what the Washington Redskins are all about. Now come on guys!
#16
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 17
You take a moral stand on issues,
#17
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- And it's most likely going to be Butters. - Oh, no!
#18
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I don't want to. It's a stupid name!
#19
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I don't know, I... But I don't know if my future is with this company either.
#20
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Is the league just going to sit by while my team and my players
#21
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- and add expertise to our team. - That's the most ridiculous,
#22
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- Aww this thing is broken. - We can add, and we will do
#23
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This stupid thing isn't working!
#24
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If the Goodell-bot is broken we must stay out of it more than even usual.
#25
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Begin mass behind-the-scenes-under-the-table enforcement of our wishes, now!
#26
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[Bleep] you out there. [Bleep] you.
#27
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is the most exciting. As you know, the Redskins have been on the forefront
#28
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 29
We all added a new rug. That goes better with our office drapes.
#29
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change our logo it should be more in step with the day's times.
#30
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they will immediately think titties and balls.
#31
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- Yeah. - You okay, bro?
#32
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- seven words in its title. - What do you mean?
#33
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It's just incredible, Harry. Everyone is using KickStarter for everything.
#35
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and see how much our company made in four, three, two, one...
#39
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Come on, I wanna know how much our company is worth.
#40
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Kyle!
#41
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that our company was more successful than yours would ever be.
#42
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 43
And we are not gonna let anything stop us from getting to bro down.
#43
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 44
Yes, we do! We have a sweet name.
#44
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It is really sweet.
#45
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but here at Washington Redskins we saw opportunity.
#47
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It is the biggest [Bleep] you, we have ever come up with.
#48
Recap of South Park Season 18 Episode 1 (S18E01) - 49
set to take on the Washington Redskins. That is, of course
#49
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- Those Redskins. - Yeah, whatever.
#50