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Season 15  "Crack Baby Athletic Association"  15x5

Aired 13 years ago - May 25, 2011

Cartman has a new protege. He's found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top. Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Adventure.

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there's a way to help those poor babies born addicted to crack
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We've built up to a thousand hits a day.
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We're getting Slash to start playing at halftime
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I got a job, Stan.
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It's like these voices in my head won't be quiet until I use again!
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Crack baby players can't make a salary,
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with a firm ethical code that strictly states
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It isn't exploiting them!
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We're just having a hard time finding him.
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Yes, sir, we're very excited about our deal with you as well!
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and their names.
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The government could come after us, cartman.
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to be as stress free and clear headed as possible.
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What other companies?
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In the what?
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Was wonderin' if you could share some secrets.
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Ho, ho, that is brilliant sar!
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We do not own slaves.
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they should know that we're not talking bout slave ownership at all.
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Screw you, sir.
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So the only way for me to try and help the situation
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Just because some people are born poorer than others
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You walk up to Slash when he's playing at the mall
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Slash clearly has a fan club, right?
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we make off the EA Sports deal.
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it's genius Kyle!
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the reason I can't tell ya where Slash lives
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Hello?
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Clyde, sometimes people like to pretend with make believe characters.
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How did that ol' folk song go, honey?
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Why does it matter how much I'm making, Stan?
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He's based on a fable of a Dutch Saint named vunter slaush.
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You guys are ten years old
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and get out of this whole thing once and for all!
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But you didn't get nothing.
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