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Season 15  "Crack Baby Athletic Association"  15x5

Aired 13 years ago - May 25, 2011

Cartman has a new protege. He's found someone who is smart, ambitious and willing to look the other way in order to get to the top. Kyle is brought in on the ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture, the Crack Baby Athletic Adventure.

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there's a way to help those poor babies born addicted to crack
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We've built up to a thousand hits a day.
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We're getting Slash to start playing at halftime
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I got a job, Stan.
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It's like these voices in my head won't be quiet until I use again!
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Crack baby players can't make a salary,
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with a firm ethical code that strictly states
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It isn't exploiting them!
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We're just having a hard time finding him.
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 23
Yes, sir, we're very excited about our deal with you as well!
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 24
and their names.
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 25
The government could come after us, cartman.
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 26
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 27
to be as stress free and clear headed as possible.
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 28
What other companies?
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 29
In the what?
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 30
Was wonderin' if you could share some secrets.
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 31
Ho, ho, that is brilliant sar!
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 32
We do not own slaves.
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 33
they should know that we're not talking bout slave ownership at all.
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 34
Screw you, sir.
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 35
So the only way for me to try and help the situation
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 36
Just because some people are born poorer than others
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 37
You walk up to Slash when he's playing at the mall
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 38
Slash clearly has a fan club, right?
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 39
we make off the EA Sports deal.
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 40
it's genius Kyle!
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 41
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 42
the reason I can't tell ya where Slash lives
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 43
Hello?
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 44
Clyde, sometimes people like to pretend with make believe characters.
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 45
How did that ol' folk song go, honey?
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 46
Why does it matter how much I'm making, Stan?
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 47
He's based on a fable of a Dutch Saint named vunter slaush.
 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 48
You guys are ten years old
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and get out of this whole thing once and for all!
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But you didn't get nothing.

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there's a way to help those poor babies born addicted to crack
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We've built up to a thousand hits a day.
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We're getting Slash to start playing at halftime
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I got a job, Stan.
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It's like these voices in my head won't be quiet until I use again!
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Crack baby players can't make a salary,
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with a firm ethical code that strictly states
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It isn't exploiting them!
#20 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 21 #21 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 22
We're just having a hard time finding him.
#22 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 23
Yes, sir, we're very excited about our deal with you as well!
#23 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 24
and their names.
#24 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 25
The government could come after us, cartman.
#25 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 26 #26 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 27
to be as stress free and clear headed as possible.
#27 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 28
What other companies?
#28 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 29
In the what?
#29 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 30
Was wonderin' if you could share some secrets.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 31
Ho, ho, that is brilliant sar!
#31 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 32
We do not own slaves.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 33
they should know that we're not talking bout slave ownership at all.
#33 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 34
Screw you, sir.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 35
So the only way for me to try and help the situation
#35 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 36
Just because some people are born poorer than others
#36 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 37
You walk up to Slash when he's playing at the mall
#37 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 38
Slash clearly has a fan club, right?
#38 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 39
we make off the EA Sports deal.
#39 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 40
it's genius Kyle!
#40 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 41 #41 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 42
the reason I can't tell ya where Slash lives
#42 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 43
Hello?
#43 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 44
Clyde, sometimes people like to pretend with make believe characters.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 45
How did that ol' folk song go, honey?
#45 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 46
Why does it matter how much I'm making, Stan?
#46 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 47
He's based on a fable of a Dutch Saint named vunter slaush.
#47 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 48
You guys are ten years old
#48 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 49
and get out of this whole thing once and for all!
#49 Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 5 (S15E05) - 50
But you didn't get nothing.
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