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Season 15  "T.M.I."  15x4

Aired 13 years ago - May 18, 2011

Cartman is furious when he believes that the school has posted their penis sizes on the bulletin board. He throws an absolute fit; takes matters into his own hands and once again finds himself in the principal's office. This time he gets sent to anger management therapy.

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Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 1
You see witnesses?
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Butters, I don't have time for this.
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 3
What?
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 4
use a tape measure and measure my penis yourselves?
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 5
My wiener isn't 1.2 inches, it's 1.4!
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 6
Eric Cartman to the principal's office. Immediately.
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 7
I don't care if Obama is president!
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 8
but it's point two inches bigger that you said!
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 9
Those weren't our dick sizes?
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 10
and you cause bad things to happen.
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 11
My little sunshine has a temper sometimes,
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 12
I think you're way too fat for your age.
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 13
You like that? Shitty titty jelly belly?
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 14
Well, I just don't see it, Ms. Cartman.
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 15
what fourteen year old girl?
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 16
I'm not fat. I'm big boned.
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 17
Did they measure from the base or from the balls?
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They have sex.
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 20
What does matter is --
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 21
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 22
so we don't get our ourselves into trouble a anymore.
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 23
We have exactly twelve days
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 24
mah, bitch be coming.
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 25
for wanting to lessen some of your more less awesome attributes.
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 26
Yes, little girl over there.
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 27
Okay. So then let's move on to the example on your study sheet.
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 28
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 29
Great. And so, divide by the 17,
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So how does our example person 'Randy' compare to others on the TMI scale?
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Hey!
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Yeah, it doesn't matter!
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and I'm an actual doctor of human sexuality and behavior.
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when it comes to a man and a woman making love
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Who the hell is this chick surgeon general appointed by Obama?
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Yes, I've got some birthday presents I need shipped.
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Tom, I'm standing outside the fedex in fairplay, Colorado
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 42
What exactly are you angry about?
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 43
And we want -- and we wanna see Obama's real birth certificate!
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Oh, yeah and Kyle!
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No!
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And it's below average!
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 47
And everyone's a Justin Bieber wanna be!
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the pissed off and angry party is gaining more support.
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Who is this?

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Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 2
Butters, I don't have time for this.
#2
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What?
#3
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 4
use a tape measure and measure my penis yourselves?
#4
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 5
My wiener isn't 1.2 inches, it's 1.4!
#5
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 6
Eric Cartman to the principal's office. Immediately.
#6
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 7
I don't care if Obama is president!
#7
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 8
but it's point two inches bigger that you said!
#8
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 9
Those weren't our dick sizes?
#9
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 10
and you cause bad things to happen.
#10
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 11
My little sunshine has a temper sometimes,
#11
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 12
I think you're way too fat for your age.
#12
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 13
You like that? Shitty titty jelly belly?
#13
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 14
Well, I just don't see it, Ms. Cartman.
#14
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 15
what fourteen year old girl?
#15
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I'm not fat. I'm big boned.
#16
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Did they measure from the base or from the balls?
#17
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They have sex.
#19
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What does matter is --
#20
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so we don't get our ourselves into trouble a anymore.
#22
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We have exactly twelve days
#23
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 24
mah, bitch be coming.
#24
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for wanting to lessen some of your more less awesome attributes.
#25
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 26
Yes, little girl over there.
#26
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 27
Okay. So then let's move on to the example on your study sheet.
#27
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Great. And so, divide by the 17,
#29
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 30
So how does our example person 'Randy' compare to others on the TMI scale?
#30
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Hey!
#32
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Yeah, it doesn't matter!
#34
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and I'm an actual doctor of human sexuality and behavior.
#35
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when it comes to a man and a woman making love
#36
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Who the hell is this chick surgeon general appointed by Obama?
#38
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Yes, I've got some birthday presents I need shipped.
#40
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Tom, I'm standing outside the fedex in fairplay, Colorado
#41
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 42
What exactly are you angry about?
#42
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 43
And we want -- and we wanna see Obama's real birth certificate!
#43
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 44
Oh, yeah and Kyle!
#44
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 45
No!
#45
Recap of South Park Season 15 Episode 4 (S15E04) - 46
And it's below average!
#46
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And everyone's a Justin Bieber wanna be!
#47
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the pissed off and angry party is gaining more support.
#49
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Who is this?
#50