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Season 12  "Breast Cancer Show Ever"  12x9

Aired 16 years ago - Oct 15, 2008

Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.

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Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 1
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She's not gonna show up to a fight, dawg.
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I'm gonna teach her a lesson, I'm not gonna totally kick her ass.
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- and tell you that... - What?
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Actually I was thinking let's just keep this between us.
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You did, you stood there and said you apologized and don't want to fight.
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Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 10
What am I supposed to do about it?
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there's nothing you can do to stop this fight.
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Wendy and I are suppose to fight in like three hours.
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but she feels like if she doesn't fight me, all the kids will call her chicken.
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God, you are such a pussy, Stan, you're such a pussy,
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I totally can't see the fight, I've got detention after school.
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that's how I roll, dawg, I do hardcore stuff like that.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 28
Your detention doesn't matter.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 29
Tomorrow morning, you die
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Wendy, have you been bullying kids at school?
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but she still wants to beat me up.
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because I don't have that many friends at school.
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And so we must all recycle every day.
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Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 39
We all must fight and hopefully kid titty cancer will be a distant memory.
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No, ma'am there isn't going to be a fight.
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I was diagnosed seven years ago.
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Cancer doesn't play by the rules so neither can you.
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She's gonna fight. Wendy's gonna fight Cartman right now.
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- Butters get out of here. - Wendy is coming to fight you.
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Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 2
She's not gonna show up to a fight, dawg.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 3
I'm gonna teach her a lesson, I'm not gonna totally kick her ass.
#3 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 4 #4 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 5
- and tell you that... - What?
#5 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 6
Actually I was thinking let's just keep this between us.
#6 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 7
You did, you stood there and said you apologized and don't want to fight.
#7 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 8 #8 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 9 #9 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 10
What am I supposed to do about it?
#10 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 11 #11 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 12 #12 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 13
there's nothing you can do to stop this fight.
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Wendy and I are suppose to fight in like three hours.
#17 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 18
but she feels like if she doesn't fight me, all the kids will call her chicken.
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God, you are such a pussy, Stan, you're such a pussy,
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I totally can't see the fight, I've got detention after school.
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that's how I roll, dawg, I do hardcore stuff like that.
#27 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 28
Your detention doesn't matter.
#28 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 29
Tomorrow morning, you die
#29 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 30
Wendy, have you been bullying kids at school?
#30 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 31
but she still wants to beat me up.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 32
because I don't have that many friends at school.
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And so we must all recycle every day.
#37 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 38 #38 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 39
We all must fight and hopefully kid titty cancer will be a distant memory.
#39 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 40 #40 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 41
No, ma'am there isn't going to be a fight.
#41 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 42
I was diagnosed seven years ago.
#42 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 43
Cancer doesn't play by the rules so neither can you.
#43 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 44 #44 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 45
She's gonna fight. Wendy's gonna fight Cartman right now.
#45 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 9 (S12E09) - 46
- Butters get out of here. - Wendy is coming to fight you.
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