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Season 12  "Eek, A Penis!"  12x5

Aired 16 years ago - Apr 09, 2008

While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

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Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 1
In other news tonight, a south park bio company is coming under fire
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who have become disfigured and need ears or noses.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 3
Doctor, what about a penis?
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 4
I will give you all the money I have to just try. Please.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 5
Commend means you've done a great job, eric, mkay.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 6
These gentlemen from the denver county school board have something they want to ask you.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 7
That sounds like a chance to really make an impact on some students who need it most.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 8
because we took the answers out of garrison's desk, and you know it!
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 9
They are going to murder you.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 10
Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 11
Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 12
This may be your last shot at graduating from high school at all!
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 13
I am here to teach you calculus.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 14
And so here's your penis.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 15
Oh, no!
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 16
Okay, everyone take a silly bus and pass it to the amigo behind you.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 17
Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 18
He's won three superbowls. How?
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 19
If you cheat and succeed, you're savvyyyy.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 20
Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 21
Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 22
How about a little pickup game?
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 23
You cheated!
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 24
No matter how many times you say I cheated, the scoreboard says 2 - 0.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 25
Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 26
A penis is loose in our kitchen!
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 27
There! There you see it!
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 28
Today, we will discuss one of the most fundamental ways to cheat --
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 29
Learn what's on the test before they give it to you, and that way you can --
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 30
He simply said what every good white cheater says when caught:
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 31
I misinterpreted the rules!
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 32
Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 33
Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 34
there he goes, stop you.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 35
Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 36
I won't be going to college.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 37
Abortion isn't wrong.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 38
They get pregnant, but they still want to go to college so whatever, they just cheat.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 39
It is at our most challenging times that we must cheat our very hardest.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 40
Is this pretty close?
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 41
Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 42
Where is it?
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 43
Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 44
♪ and seeing it so bright ♪
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 45
Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 46
A very ugly one. Come on,men.
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 47
The test is going to be heavily monitored in a private room at their location
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 48
I knew it,man!
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 49
Just before the last superbowl,bill belichick gathered his football players
 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 50
or else you can lose the biggest game of your lives.

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Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 2
who have become disfigured and need ears or noses.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 3
Doctor, what about a penis?
#3 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 4
I will give you all the money I have to just try. Please.
#4 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 5
Commend means you've done a great job, eric, mkay.
#5 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 6
These gentlemen from the denver county school board have something they want to ask you.
#6 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 7
That sounds like a chance to really make an impact on some students who need it most.
#7 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 8
because we took the answers out of garrison's desk, and you know it!
#8 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 9
They are going to murder you.
#9 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 10 #10 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 11 #11 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 12
This may be your last shot at graduating from high school at all!
#12 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 13
I am here to teach you calculus.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 14
And so here's your penis.
#14 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 15
Oh, no!
#15 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 16
Okay, everyone take a silly bus and pass it to the amigo behind you.
#16 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 17 #17 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 18
He's won three superbowls. How?
#18 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 19
If you cheat and succeed, you're savvyyyy.
#19 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 20 #20 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 21 #21 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 22
How about a little pickup game?
#22 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 23
You cheated!
#23 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 24
No matter how many times you say I cheated, the scoreboard says 2 - 0.
#24 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 25 #25 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 26
A penis is loose in our kitchen!
#26 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 27
There! There you see it!
#27 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 28
Today, we will discuss one of the most fundamental ways to cheat --
#28 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 29
Learn what's on the test before they give it to you, and that way you can --
#29 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 30
He simply said what every good white cheater says when caught:
#30 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 31
I misinterpreted the rules!
#31 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 32 #32 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 33 #33 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 34
there he goes, stop you.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 35 #35 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 36
I won't be going to college.
#36 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 37
Abortion isn't wrong.
#37 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 38
They get pregnant, but they still want to go to college so whatever, they just cheat.
#38 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 39
It is at our most challenging times that we must cheat our very hardest.
#39 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 40
Is this pretty close?
#40 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 41 #41 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 42
Where is it?
#42 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 43 #43 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 44
♪ and seeing it so bright ♪
#44 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 45 #45 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 46
A very ugly one. Come on,men.
#46 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 47
The test is going to be heavily monitored in a private room at their location
#47 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 48
I knew it,man!
#48 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 49
Just before the last superbowl,bill belichick gathered his football players
#49 Recap of South Park Season 12 Episode 5 (S12E05) - 50
or else you can lose the biggest game of your lives.
#50