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Season 11  "More Crap"  11x9

Aired 17 years ago - Oct 10, 2007

Stan's dad becomes South Park's home-town hero when the guys down at the local bar see the size of his most recent crap. Randy contacts a society that keeps track of the world record, thinking his masterpiece would definitely be a contender.

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Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 1
It was honestly, the biggest crap anyone has ever taken. Ever.
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 2
It was the biggest in the history of the world, I think.
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 3
You wanna see it?
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 4
That uh, a little bigger than your brother's there, Gerald?
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 5
Randy Marsh! - Aw crap!
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 6
The biggest crap?
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 7
You need to call the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Office in Zurich.
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 8
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 9
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 10
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 11
I believe I detect some cabbage as well? - Oh yes, I had a lot of kim chee.
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 12
Your crap officially weighs, 8.6 Courics. - Courics?
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 13
You are the new world's champion! - Really?!
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 14
and let him know his record has just been broken.
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 15
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 16
What?! That's impossible! How big was it?
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 17
to bring home the distinguished EFSM medal for biggest crap ever taken.
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 18
Thank you, Senator. For over a hundred years, the European Fecal Standards and Meas-
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 19
Could we play the tape on the big screen, please?
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 20
For years it has been my honor to try and bring focus to the needs in Africa.
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 21
As you can see, it is one solid piece. It is my biggest crap to date.
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 22
Congratulations to Bono!
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 23
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 24
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 25
Gee, thanks a lot, Dad. - You're welcome.
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 26
You hear that, Stan? Mom says lasagna is ready!
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 27
Randy, this is ridiculous! - Oh, that's real mature, Sharon!
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 28
You don't understand, Mom. You just don't understand.
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 29
Because he's Bono, that's why. - But he could have faked it. It isn't fair!
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 30
Hey. Hey that's right.
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 31
Is it over, Randy?! We all saw that crap you took!
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 32
how big a crap you could have taken!
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 33
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 34
But first, the record for the world's biggest crap, will it again be broken?
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 35
At the same time, some people are questioning Bono's current record entry...
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 36
Marsh is attempting to break the record again. We thought you should know.
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 37
If he doesn't crap in Zurich, it shouldn't count!
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 38
I see the crap now. I can't say for sure, but I, I'd say is about...
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 39
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 40
They say that Bono is demanding it and that their hands are tied.
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 41
Hi, could I speak to Mr. Bono, please? - Mr. Bono, you have a young gentleman caller!
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 42
That's kind of what I'm here for. Do you really need the biggest crap record?
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 43
I mean, even I have a second-place trophy for most Sports Illustrated subscriptions sold.
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 44
I want people to know that I'm worth something. That I matter.
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 45
Take it back! Take it back! - I take it back!
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 46
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 47
Come on, Randy. You have to push!
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 48
Look, I first knew something was wrong when I looked at Bono's first award for biggest crap.
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 49
Because he is crap. Don't you get it? Bono is not the record holder...
 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 50
The crap is simply too big, Mr. Marsh. We must perform a Caesarean!

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Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 2
It was the biggest in the history of the world, I think.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 3
You wanna see it?
#3 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 4
That uh, a little bigger than your brother's there, Gerald?
#4 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 5
Randy Marsh! - Aw crap!
#5 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 6
The biggest crap?
#6 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 7
You need to call the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Office in Zurich.
#7 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 8 #8 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 9 #9 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 10 #10 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 11
I believe I detect some cabbage as well? - Oh yes, I had a lot of kim chee.
#11 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 12
Your crap officially weighs, 8.6 Courics. - Courics?
#12 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 13
You are the new world's champion! - Really?!
#13 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 14
and let him know his record has just been broken.
#14 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 15 #15 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 16
What?! That's impossible! How big was it?
#16 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 17
to bring home the distinguished EFSM medal for biggest crap ever taken.
#17 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 18
Thank you, Senator. For over a hundred years, the European Fecal Standards and Meas-
#18 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 19
Could we play the tape on the big screen, please?
#19 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 20
For years it has been my honor to try and bring focus to the needs in Africa.
#20 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 21
As you can see, it is one solid piece. It is my biggest crap to date.
#21 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 22
Congratulations to Bono!
#22 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 23 #23 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 24 #24 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 25
Gee, thanks a lot, Dad. - You're welcome.
#25 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 26
You hear that, Stan? Mom says lasagna is ready!
#26 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 27
Randy, this is ridiculous! - Oh, that's real mature, Sharon!
#27 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 28
You don't understand, Mom. You just don't understand.
#28 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 29
Because he's Bono, that's why. - But he could have faked it. It isn't fair!
#29 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 30
Hey. Hey that's right.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 31
Is it over, Randy?! We all saw that crap you took!
#31 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 32
how big a crap you could have taken!
#32 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 33 #33 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 34
But first, the record for the world's biggest crap, will it again be broken?
#34 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 35
At the same time, some people are questioning Bono's current record entry...
#35 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 36
Marsh is attempting to break the record again. We thought you should know.
#36 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 37
If he doesn't crap in Zurich, it shouldn't count!
#37 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 38
I see the crap now. I can't say for sure, but I, I'd say is about...
#38 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 39 #39 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 40
They say that Bono is demanding it and that their hands are tied.
#40 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 41
Hi, could I speak to Mr. Bono, please? - Mr. Bono, you have a young gentleman caller!
#41 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 42
That's kind of what I'm here for. Do you really need the biggest crap record?
#42 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 43
I mean, even I have a second-place trophy for most Sports Illustrated subscriptions sold.
#43 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 44
I want people to know that I'm worth something. That I matter.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 45
Take it back! Take it back! - I take it back!
#45 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 46 #46 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 47
Come on, Randy. You have to push!
#47 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 48
Look, I first knew something was wrong when I looked at Bono's first award for biggest crap.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 49
Because he is crap. Don't you get it? Bono is not the record holder...
#49 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 9 (S11E09) - 50
The crap is simply too big, Mr. Marsh. We must perform a Caesarean!
#50