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Season 11  "The List"  11x14

Aired 17 years ago - Nov 14, 2007

The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.

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Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 1
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Primarily that girls do not have balls. - They sure don't.
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It's listed in order from cutest to ugliest. Clyde's number one.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 5
Oh boy! I'm number 11! Whoopie! Number 11!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 6
And last is Francis, Cartman, and...
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 7
Cartman, lay off! You're next to last. - So? I'm hotter than Kyle.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 8
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 9
Mom, Dad! I'm not the ugliest kid in the class! Kyle Broflovski is!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 10
The girls at school. They made a list and voted me the ugliest boy.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 11
Oh God! I do?
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 12
You all think I'm ugly. Jesus Christ, the least you could have done is told me!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 13
Dude, Kyle. Can you hear me?
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 14
Hey, what's going on?
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 15
Hey, what's going on? - Hey Clyde.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 16
Hey, Kyle. Look man, it doesn't matter what people think, okay?
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 17
Butters, that's not cool, man. He can't help how he looks.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 18
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We're not? - No!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 23
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 24
Wendy. Could I talk to you? - Of course, Stan.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 25
Look, it really messed Kyle up, okay? How could you vote him the ugliest?
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 26
Can't we just talk to all the girls who made the list and find out why they voted Kyle last?
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 27
If it pleases and sparkles I suggest we continue deliberations on List 47D:
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 28
I would like to submit that Jennifer's purse is by far the cutest.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 29
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 30
Let me assure you that no list is made hastily by this committee!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 31
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 32
Who said that? - I did.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 33
but I am here to show you otherwise. Come! There is much to see.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 34
Boys told her she was special. She was funny. She was interesting.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 35
This is the home of your new ugly friend, Yamal.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 36
Now that he knows he's good-looking, he doesn't have to make any effort to be special.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 37
and not realize until age 40 that he's a total douche.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 39
Wait a minute. Wait, Stan, I think I've got something!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 40
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 41
All right, you need to stop. Digging. Around, Wendy!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 42
That didn't sparkle with her, did it?
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 43
Okay, is that everything, little boy? - That should just about do it.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 44
Why would she do that? - Right after the list was made,
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 45
What do you mean? Call the girls in. - I'm afraid we can't do that, Wendy!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 46
That's why we had to manipulate the votes, forge a new list and hide the real one!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 47
No. Not Bebe.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 48
Do yourself a favor, Wendy! Just let it go! And keep your little mouth shut!
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 49
We've looked everywhere and we have to show him something.
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 50
Are you happy now, God?! You made me look like this!

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Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 2
Primarily that girls do not have balls. - They sure don't.
#2
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It's listed in order from cutest to ugliest. Clyde's number one.
#4
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 5
Oh boy! I'm number 11! Whoopie! Number 11!
#5
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 6
And last is Francis, Cartman, and...
#6
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 7
Cartman, lay off! You're next to last. - So? I'm hotter than Kyle.
#7
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 8 #8 Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 9
Mom, Dad! I'm not the ugliest kid in the class! Kyle Broflovski is!
#9
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 10
The girls at school. They made a list and voted me the ugliest boy.
#10
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 11
Oh God! I do?
#11
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You all think I'm ugly. Jesus Christ, the least you could have done is told me!
#12
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 13
Dude, Kyle. Can you hear me?
#13
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Hey, what's going on?
#14
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Hey, what's going on? - Hey Clyde.
#15
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Hey, Kyle. Look man, it doesn't matter what people think, okay?
#16
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Butters, that's not cool, man. He can't help how he looks.
#17
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We're not? - No!
#22
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Wendy. Could I talk to you? - Of course, Stan.
#24
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Look, it really messed Kyle up, okay? How could you vote him the ugliest?
#25
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 26
Can't we just talk to all the girls who made the list and find out why they voted Kyle last?
#26
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 27
If it pleases and sparkles I suggest we continue deliberations on List 47D:
#27
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I would like to submit that Jennifer's purse is by far the cutest.
#28
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Let me assure you that no list is made hastily by this committee!
#30
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Who said that? - I did.
#32
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but I am here to show you otherwise. Come! There is much to see.
#33
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 34
Boys told her she was special. She was funny. She was interesting.
#34
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 35
This is the home of your new ugly friend, Yamal.
#35
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 36
Now that he knows he's good-looking, he doesn't have to make any effort to be special.
#36
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 37
and not realize until age 40 that he's a total douche.
#37
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Wait a minute. Wait, Stan, I think I've got something!
#39
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All right, you need to stop. Digging. Around, Wendy!
#41
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 42
That didn't sparkle with her, did it?
#42
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 43
Okay, is that everything, little boy? - That should just about do it.
#43
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 44
Why would she do that? - Right after the list was made,
#44
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 45
What do you mean? Call the girls in. - I'm afraid we can't do that, Wendy!
#45
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 46
That's why we had to manipulate the votes, forge a new list and hide the real one!
#46
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 47
No. Not Bebe.
#47
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 48
Do yourself a favor, Wendy! Just let it go! And keep your little mouth shut!
#48
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 49
We've looked everywhere and we have to show him something.
#49
Recap of South Park Season 11 Episode 14 (S11E14) - 50
Are you happy now, God?! You made me look like this!
#50