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Season 14  "Hot Pocket-Dial"  14x7

Aired 9 years ago - Nov 22, 2015

Quagmire admits that he is in love with Lois. Unfortunately, he proclaims his love while he has accidentally pocket-dialed Peter. Peter is furious and Brian takes it upon himself to fix the situation.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 1
You get it. My family moves around a lot
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 2
What? Why?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 3
W-Well, what's the best fish here?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 4
And check this out. The rare triple toothpick flip.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 5
Peter, that was a wedding present from my aunt.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 6
All right, we were able to fix your hernia,
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 7
Quick, we need another toothpick!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 8
That old lady has ruined toothpicks for me.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 9
Hey, Quagmire. Hey, Ida.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 10
so maybe just an iceberg wedge, a steak, and some sides.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 11
and if he's with the kids too long, they start sayin' racisms.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 12
I just learned that word.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 13
Boy, that Lois is really something, isn't she?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 14
I want Lois.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 15
Not like Cleveland.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 16
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 17
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 18
Well, good night.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 19
Huh. There's one from Quagmire.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 20
Hello?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 21
I want Lois. She's perfect.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 22
No, no, no, that's just Quagmire bein' a horndog.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 23
and hit him with a shovel, like a white trash YouTube girl.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 24
of that colonial woman who died falling down our stairs.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 25
Like one of those songs in an old musical.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 26
♪ Love in my life... ♪
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 27
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 28
Glenn! Ida! You made it!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 29
Peter, what are you talking about?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 30
Fop Cop. That could work.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 31
Oh, my God!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 32
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 33
It's like, I can't even process why he'd feel this way.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 34
Yeah, get it in there.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 35
that was so tacky.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 36
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 37
Shame.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 38
This was serious, but it turned into something fun.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 39
aren't gonna talk this out, you and I should.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 40
We live on the same street.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 41
Oh, sour cream. You wanted me to remind you.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 42
No, it's too awkward.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 43
You're right. Quagmire, wait!
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 44
Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 45
What? What-what am I supposed to do with that information?
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 46
Aw, we don't need him. I got a sex story for you.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 47
Peter, face it-- without Quagmire, we're boring.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 48
Oh, if only I had a pair of legs.
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 49
Look, Peter, I'm sorry Quagmire moved away,
 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 50
I lost my best friend, my buddies are all fighting,

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 2
What? Why?
#2 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 3
W-Well, what's the best fish here?
#3 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 4
And check this out. The rare triple toothpick flip.
#4 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 5
Peter, that was a wedding present from my aunt.
#5 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 6
All right, we were able to fix your hernia,
#6 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 7
Quick, we need another toothpick!
#7 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 8
That old lady has ruined toothpicks for me.
#8 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 9
Hey, Quagmire. Hey, Ida.
#9 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 10
so maybe just an iceberg wedge, a steak, and some sides.
#10 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 11
and if he's with the kids too long, they start sayin' racisms.
#11 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 12
I just learned that word.
#12 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 13
Boy, that Lois is really something, isn't she?
#13 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 14
I want Lois.
#14 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 15
Not like Cleveland.
#15 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 16 #16 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 17 #17 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 18
Well, good night.
#18 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 19
Huh. There's one from Quagmire.
#19 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 20
Hello?
#20 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 21
I want Lois. She's perfect.
#21 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 22
No, no, no, that's just Quagmire bein' a horndog.
#22 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 23
and hit him with a shovel, like a white trash YouTube girl.
#23 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 24
of that colonial woman who died falling down our stairs.
#24 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 25
Like one of those songs in an old musical.
#25 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 26
♪ Love in my life... ♪
#26 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 27 #27 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 28
Glenn! Ida! You made it!
#28 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 29
Peter, what are you talking about?
#29 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 30
Fop Cop. That could work.
#30 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 31
Oh, my God!
#31 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 32 #32 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 33
It's like, I can't even process why he'd feel this way.
#33 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 34
Yeah, get it in there.
#34 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 35
that was so tacky.
#35 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 36 #36 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 37
Shame.
#37 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 38
This was serious, but it turned into something fun.
#38 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 39
aren't gonna talk this out, you and I should.
#39 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 40
We live on the same street.
#40 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 41
Oh, sour cream. You wanted me to remind you.
#41 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 42
No, it's too awkward.
#42 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 43
You're right. Quagmire, wait!
#43 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 44 #44 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 45
What? What-what am I supposed to do with that information?
#45 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 46
Aw, we don't need him. I got a sex story for you.
#46 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 47
Peter, face it-- without Quagmire, we're boring.
#47 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 48
Oh, if only I had a pair of legs.
#48 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 49
Look, Peter, I'm sorry Quagmire moved away,
#49 Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 7 (S14E07) - 50
I lost my best friend, my buddies are all fighting,
#50