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Season 14  "The Heartbreak Dog"  14x16

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 13, 2016

Meg begins working at a retirement community and starts stealing from the residents. Then Chris finds out and wants in on the heist. When the residents catch them, they blackmail them and force the thieves to listen to all of their boring stories.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 14 Episode 16 (S14E16) - 2
I'm a bigger scumbag than Spock.
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Uh, before I start, are these the normal kids
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have the better jobs.
#4
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Brian, what are you doing up so late?
#5
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I'm great at keeping secrets.
#6
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so I'll have to make the noise.
#10
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Notting Hill.
#11
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Hey, Brian, can you bring me up a snack?
#12
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(sighs) Yeah, I guess you're right.
#13
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Okay, here we go, uh, uh, crippled guy...
#14
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The other night at your party, Brian kissed Bonnie.
#15
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It was a crazy party.
#17
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Not supposed to say you know me.
#19
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that was poking through your slipper.
#20
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(gasps) Ooh, I should text this to my best friend.
#22
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I, uh, feel that things have been awkward between us,
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Are these forever?!
#24
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Stuff I stole from the old folks' home.
#25
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I want in.
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and be quick or we'll be in bigger trouble
#28
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♪ When your day is long ♪
#29
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Joe has been making my life hell.
#31
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and we're here for you.
#32
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and you're right, this is Brian.
#33
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but I think we're losing sight of the point
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Bonnie and Brian are terrible people.
#35
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No one ever takes the time to ask how I feel.
#36
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Wow, we are zero for two on interventions today.
#37
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We don't need those narrow-minded losers.
#38
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I think I hear it.
#39
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Hey, Bonnie, what's a five-letter word for marriage?
#40
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(blowing nose loudly)
#41
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Yeah, you've been putting your pipe out
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See you tomorrow.
#43
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and she took little Susie with her.
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and I'd have to dance.
#45
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I hope Brian and Bonnie are as happy as us.
#46
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of making and selling your own jewelry.
#47
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You tweet things that aren't worth tweeting.
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you don't even know about your own body.
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Let's get this over with.
#50