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Season 5  "Weiner of Our Discontent"  5x18

Aired 10 years ago - May 03, 2009

Stan has had enough of Roger's antics! When he calls Roger out, Roger claims he has been sent to Earth to determine the fate of mankind. Stan challenges him to prove it, and is tickled pink when he learns Roger's real purpose for being on Earth. Roger struggles to get a grip on reality until a fateful turn of events helps put things in perspective.

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Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 1
The real truth is I do have big stuff going on, and here it is.
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[ Laughs ] The Decider? Well-Well-Well, what is that...
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- Yes. - Great. I'll come along.
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- [ Shouting In Japanese ] - Do not interrupt!
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- [ Japanese ] - Unless you care to apologize.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 9
Hey, you know what's funny? Walking like a gorilla.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 10
- in boarding group "B" - What? I'm a "C." How'd you get a "B"?
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Sad, but that's the world we live in now.
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Don't wanna open the door too wide and let Disability Check Dan over there see your...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 16
Too late, Stan. You've sealed your fate. And now-
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 17
"The alien inside is merely a crash-test dummy...
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No. No. This can't be.
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[ Laughing Continues ]
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[ Laughing Continues ]
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- [ Stan Laughing ] - Thank you!
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I'm screwed, man. I can't beat a tiny Asian boy at eating hot dogs.
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[ Stan Laughing ]
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Well, there's a place set at the table if you change your mind.
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[ Crying ]
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[ Chewing ]
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- You know, do something with your life. - I guess.
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Hot dogs, huh? I like hot dogs.
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There you go. I knew I'd think of it if you gave me a moment.
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- Can I decide what color? - No. It's red.
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Yeah. Sure. You're, uh, president of throwing out bad wieners. Congratulations.
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Yeah, I do it sitting down, 'cause comfort is king, and I have no wang.
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You know what? I'm going down to that hot dog place tomorrow...
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 36
I guess.
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There's the subsidiary. There's the branch of Food Co. that presides over Hotdog Hauss.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 38
I'll let you in on a little secret.
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 39
Oh, yeah? Well, where do you keep these alleged death dogs?
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 40
Francine took them to Steve's hot dog eating contest.
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Um, Steve's at Toshi's house. That's where the hot dog eating contest is.
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- Give me the keys. - Okay, fine. You can drive.
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Okay, looks like a left on Reservoir Lane.
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You- You, uh- You really do make a good crash-test dummy.
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- [ Gasps ] - [ Speaking Japanese ]
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They weren't. They would have killed our children.
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They're all I have. I need them.
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And it's about time you said it.

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[ Laughs ] The Decider? Well-Well-Well, what is that...
#2
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- Yes. - Great. I'll come along.
#3
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- [ Shouting In Japanese ] - Do not interrupt!
#7
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- [ Japanese ] - Unless you care to apologize.
#8
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 9
Hey, you know what's funny? Walking like a gorilla.
#9
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 10
- in boarding group "B" - What? I'm a "C." How'd you get a "B"?
#10
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Sad, but that's the world we live in now.
#11
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Don't wanna open the door too wide and let Disability Check Dan over there see your...
#15
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Too late, Stan. You've sealed your fate. And now-
#16
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"The alien inside is merely a crash-test dummy...
#17
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No. No. This can't be.
#18
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[ Laughing Continues ]
#19
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[ Laughing Continues ]
#20
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- [ Stan Laughing ] - Thank you!
#21
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I'm screwed, man. I can't beat a tiny Asian boy at eating hot dogs.
#23
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[ Stan Laughing ]
#24
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Well, there's a place set at the table if you change your mind.
#26
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[ Crying ]
#27
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[ Chewing ]
#28
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- You know, do something with your life. - I guess.
#29
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Hot dogs, huh? I like hot dogs.
#30
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There you go. I knew I'd think of it if you gave me a moment.
#31
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- Can I decide what color? - No. It's red.
#32
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Yeah. Sure. You're, uh, president of throwing out bad wieners. Congratulations.
#33
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 34
Yeah, I do it sitting down, 'cause comfort is king, and I have no wang.
#34
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 35
You know what? I'm going down to that hot dog place tomorrow...
#35
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 36
I guess.
#36
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There's the subsidiary. There's the branch of Food Co. that presides over Hotdog Hauss.
#37
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 38
I'll let you in on a little secret.
#38
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 39
Oh, yeah? Well, where do you keep these alleged death dogs?
#39
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Francine took them to Steve's hot dog eating contest.
#40
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Um, Steve's at Toshi's house. That's where the hot dog eating contest is.
#42
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 43
- Give me the keys. - Okay, fine. You can drive.
#43
Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 18 (S05E18) - 44
Okay, looks like a left on Reservoir Lane.
#44
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You- You, uh- You really do make a good crash-test dummy.
#45
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- [ Gasps ] - [ Speaking Japanese ]
#46
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They weren't. They would have killed our children.
#48
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They're all I have. I need them.
#49
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And it's about time you said it.
#50