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Season 5  "Escape From Pearl Bailey"  5x5

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 09, 2008

Steve plots his revenge against all the popular girls who torment nerds and losers at his school.

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Recap of American Dad! Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 1
Student council shifted money from the science department...
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And so, fellow students...
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But we can plant a story in the school paper saying you collect compasses.
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You want to get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts.
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I have some fresh new styles that could get any bovine ready for summer.
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Debbie. And she sure could use your vote tomorrow. Here. Take some literature.
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This is the worst Christmas ever.
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Are you okay, Pandora? You look a little down.
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" Debbie is a big slut who makes fun of the freaks she claims to represent. "
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- Aren't you pissed off? - Sure.
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- You okay? - I will be, Snot.
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about the bundle of dynamite who lives with a talking burrito.
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because none of you have girlfriends.
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Yes. I'm funny.
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- with my stuffed friend here. - Hmm.
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You think Debbie's a slut? I'll show you a slut.
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Well, you're in a good mood, and I bet I can guess why.
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That was... you?
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This can't possibly end badly! You're my first girlfriend!
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I mean- I'm Barry.
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Fine! You got us!
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Our friendship is over!
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You did this to us, Steve Smith.
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Fine. Then we'll just beat you all up.
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but you can't just beat us to death on school property.
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Still, that's my little girl, man!
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You were gonna let Barry get chopped up back there!
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If we can get to her, we'll live.
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are trying to escape school-sanctioned mob justice.
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We don't need any dialogue. All we need is some physical business.
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Hey, Evan, I found your portrayal of Conrad Birdie to be entirely too contrived.
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Run!
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Yeah? Well, no one's here. Let's keep moving.
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The scrawny, nerdy one.

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And so, fellow students...
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But we can plant a story in the school paper saying you collect compasses.
#4
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You want to get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts.
#5
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I have some fresh new styles that could get any bovine ready for summer.
#6
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Debbie. And she sure could use your vote tomorrow. Here. Take some literature.
#7
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This is the worst Christmas ever.
#8
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Are you okay, Pandora? You look a little down.
#9
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" Debbie is a big slut who makes fun of the freaks she claims to represent. "
#10
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- Aren't you pissed off? - Sure.
#12
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- You okay? - I will be, Snot.
#13
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about the bundle of dynamite who lives with a talking burrito.
#14
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because none of you have girlfriends.
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Yes. I'm funny.
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- with my stuffed friend here. - Hmm.
#24
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You think Debbie's a slut? I'll show you a slut.
#25
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Well, you're in a good mood, and I bet I can guess why.
#27
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That was... you?
#28
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This can't possibly end badly! You're my first girlfriend!
#29
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I mean- I'm Barry.
#30
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Fine! You got us!
#31
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Our friendship is over!
#32
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You did this to us, Steve Smith.
#33
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Fine. Then we'll just beat you all up.
#34
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but you can't just beat us to death on school property.
#35
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Still, that's my little girl, man!
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You were gonna let Barry get chopped up back there!
#39
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If we can get to her, we'll live.
#40
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are trying to escape school-sanctioned mob justice.
#41
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We don't need any dialogue. All we need is some physical business.
#43
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Hey, Evan, I found your portrayal of Conrad Birdie to be entirely too contrived.
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Run!
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Yeah? Well, no one's here. Let's keep moving.
#49
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The scrawny, nerdy one.
#50