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Season 5  "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"  5x8

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 17, 2014

Archer, Ray, and Cyril raft down a crocodile-filled river while Lana and Pam plan a spa day for Malory.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 1
...and then, by some other even bigger miracle, get us out of
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 2
And you didn't even take a moment?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 3
- Oh. sorry. - Do me! Do me, do me,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
record contract, and I think we should move on.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5
- elegance. - Well, have you tried
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6
- Archer... Archer... - Aw.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7
these fake wires in here that don't connect to any...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8
Um, okay, if Archer calls, I'll...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
seriously might be, like, nearing the end of her rope.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10
That crooked idiot, drunk murdering cop did!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
- a goddamn rope?! - I...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
What do you even think you're doing?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
Oh, man. Now give me the goddamn weapon.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
- Goddamn it. - I think it's a
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15
They eat everything! And fear is their bacon bits.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 16
I don't understand what you're say...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 17
- regular iced tea. - Yeah, this is a Long
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 18
We're not giving her cocaine.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
Getting shitty drunk on two different kinds of liquor,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20
wouldn't even enjoy...! Ow!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
Let's give an M-16 to a bunch of wild Indians!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 22
I didn't know in your scenario the indigenous people were
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 23
What? No. I can't go out like this.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 24
actually find this to be all that relaxing.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 25
- basin? - How should I know?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 26
- around me and set it on fire. - Why...?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27
Physically unchanged for 100 million years, because
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
For the night! ♪ Damn it, Ray!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
- Oh, my God! - Shoot it! Shoot it!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 30
No.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 31
- out. W-w-were you g-g-gonna
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 32
goddamn times, because I got drunk to cope with the fact I
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 33
- it. - Wait. What?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 34
- had ever seen before. - Wha?! When was that?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 35
- at? - Oh, my God, that's
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
What was that, Ray?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37
What's wrong is we're about to be on fire!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
What the hell are you...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 39
- F... - Forgive, yes.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
asshole, you could've killed us!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
Well, long-term, I was thinking home.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
- Cyril. - What if I need a gun?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43
guys. I think the spa day took her
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
we're talking about so... probably not.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45
Aha! See? That's what I resent.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46
Hey, do you think those guys are Doctors
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
the country, so we can either walk out-- which, no, no, we
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 48
So, Cyril, lock and load that stick.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 49
Manos arriba.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 50
Um...wait, what was it? Arriba! Goddamn it.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 2
And you didn't even take a moment?!
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 3
- Oh. sorry. - Do me! Do me, do me,
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
record contract, and I think we should move on.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5
- elegance. - Well, have you tried
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6
- Archer... Archer... - Aw.
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7
these fake wires in here that don't connect to any...
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8
Um, okay, if Archer calls, I'll...
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
seriously might be, like, nearing the end of her rope.
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10
That crooked idiot, drunk murdering cop did!
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
- a goddamn rope?! - I...
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
What do you even think you're doing?
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
Oh, man. Now give me the goddamn weapon.
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
- Goddamn it. - I think it's a
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15
They eat everything! And fear is their bacon bits.
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 16
I don't understand what you're say...
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 17
- regular iced tea. - Yeah, this is a Long
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 18
We're not giving her cocaine.
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
Getting shitty drunk on two different kinds of liquor,
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20
wouldn't even enjoy...! Ow!
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
Let's give an M-16 to a bunch of wild Indians!
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 22
I didn't know in your scenario the indigenous people were
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 23
What? No. I can't go out like this.
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 24
actually find this to be all that relaxing.
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 25
- basin? - How should I know?
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 26
- around me and set it on fire. - Why...?
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27
Physically unchanged for 100 million years, because
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
For the night! ♪ Damn it, Ray!
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
- Oh, my God! - Shoot it! Shoot it!
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 30
No.
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 31
- out. W-w-were you g-g-gonna
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 32
goddamn times, because I got drunk to cope with the fact I
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 33
- it. - Wait. What?
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 34
- had ever seen before. - Wha?! When was that?!
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 35
- at? - Oh, my God, that's
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
What was that, Ray?!
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37
What's wrong is we're about to be on fire!
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
What the hell are you...
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 39
- F... - Forgive, yes.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
asshole, you could've killed us!
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
Well, long-term, I was thinking home.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
- Cyril. - What if I need a gun?
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43
guys. I think the spa day took her
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
we're talking about so... probably not.
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45
Aha! See? That's what I resent.
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46
Hey, do you think those guys are Doctors
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
the country, so we can either walk out-- which, no, no, we
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 48
So, Cyril, lock and load that stick.
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 49
Manos arriba.
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 50
Um...wait, what was it? Arriba! Goddamn it.
#50