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Season 5  "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue (1)"  5x10

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 31, 2014

Archer and the rest of the ISIS gang are the guests of Gustavo Calderon and his wife Juliana. Calderon is a big fan of Cherlene but Juliana is a bigger fan of Archer.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 1
him to make more profits to buy more weapons. Blah, blah, blah.
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- Identify yourself. - Uh, guys? - Just tell them Slater
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 3
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- Anonymous sex, if you must know. - Ew!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 5
- Beechcraft, identify. - Guys! - Goddamn it, tell him
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 6
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- Silencio! Who is in charge here? - Señor Presidente,
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- who is in charge here? - That would be... - Because they are to
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 9
- is such an honor to meet you. I'm Malory Archer. - Wow.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 10
going on? Maybe you're their god.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 11
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- I know, right? - Cherlene. - What?!
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- So, phrasing's just dead then? - What is your...?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 14
Cherlene! Cherlene!
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- Are you sure? The room is okay? - Yeah, it's fine, whatever.
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Don't you, like, have a war to go to?
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- our terms? - I... but Cherlene? - Is exhausted.
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- always get stuck together. But I kind of don't mind it. - Hmm, actually I don't
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 19
Ropper... Wow, that's awful.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 20
Whoa, whoa, uh, uh, oh, I ju... oh, ah, I just...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 21
- you, sir. - No, no, you didn't, aren't, or rather you couldn't,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 22
sorry, at least with regards to towels.
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- getting towels! - Who are you, Princess... hang on... Lana?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 24
- are you? - Nope! - Goddamn it.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 25
Hmm. Hmm... Maybe to start?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 26
Well, I should hope so. Or is that not...?
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- Wait, really? Anything? - Yes?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 28
- And well I do! Please forgive me. - I mean...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 29
- No, we're in Central America. - Oh, my God!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 30
- It looks kind of... - Ugh, Pam, they can't leave valuable towels and ice
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 31
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that happy hour I smell? Yes, Mr. Archer. Please join us.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 33
- Good, then it's settled. - If you say so,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 34
- and let me handle this. Because the problem, Gustavo... - Ooh.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 35
- Ooh. - And so, if you want any more weapons, you'll have to
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 36
- cost 40 millions. - What?! - Yes, it is an Ivan
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layer of pure white. Until you can see nothing of the painting below.
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My wife.
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- so I should go there right now and find them. - No, no, no, no,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 40
- Exhausting. - Mmm.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 41
Oh, how... Inspiring, really.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 42
may crush the rebel dogs. Did they tell you what is for dinner?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 43
- gotta stitch... oh... - Damn it, I don't have time for... wait, Pam, did you
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 44
- Of me! We're running to find them. - Wait, what?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 45
- What're you... we can't kill them! - Well, not now.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 46
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maybe not in the hall, but it's not like they make ice with trays.
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Uh, hang on. Okay.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 49
- Why would you think that?! - I'm sorry, do you
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 50
Or a woman you literally bump into on the train.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 2
- Identify yourself. - Uh, guys? - Just tell them Slater
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 3 #3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 4
- Anonymous sex, if you must know. - Ew!
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 5
- Beechcraft, identify. - Guys! - Goddamn it, tell him
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 6 #6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 7
- Silencio! Who is in charge here? - Señor Presidente,
#7
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- who is in charge here? - That would be... - Because they are to
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 9
- is such an honor to meet you. I'm Malory Archer. - Wow.
#9
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going on? Maybe you're their god.
#10
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- I know, right? - Cherlene. - What?!
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 13
- So, phrasing's just dead then? - What is your...?
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 14
Cherlene! Cherlene!
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 15
- Are you sure? The room is okay? - Yeah, it's fine, whatever.
#15
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Don't you, like, have a war to go to?
#16
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- our terms? - I... but Cherlene? - Is exhausted.
#17
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- always get stuck together. But I kind of don't mind it. - Hmm, actually I don't
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 19
Ropper... Wow, that's awful.
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 20
Whoa, whoa, uh, uh, oh, I ju... oh, ah, I just...
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 21
- you, sir. - No, no, you didn't, aren't, or rather you couldn't,
#21
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sorry, at least with regards to towels.
#22
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- getting towels! - Who are you, Princess... hang on... Lana?
#23
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- are you? - Nope! - Goddamn it.
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 25
Hmm. Hmm... Maybe to start?
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 26
Well, I should hope so. Or is that not...?
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 27
- Wait, really? Anything? - Yes?
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 28
- And well I do! Please forgive me. - I mean...
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 29
- No, we're in Central America. - Oh, my God!
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 30
- It looks kind of... - Ugh, Pam, they can't leave valuable towels and ice
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 31 #31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 32
that happy hour I smell? Yes, Mr. Archer. Please join us.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 33
- Good, then it's settled. - If you say so,
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 34
- and let me handle this. Because the problem, Gustavo... - Ooh.
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 35
- Ooh. - And so, if you want any more weapons, you'll have to
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 36
- cost 40 millions. - What?! - Yes, it is an Ivan
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 37
layer of pure white. Until you can see nothing of the painting below.
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 38
My wife.
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 39
- so I should go there right now and find them. - No, no, no, no,
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 40
- Exhausting. - Mmm.
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 41
Oh, how... Inspiring, really.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 42
may crush the rebel dogs. Did they tell you what is for dinner?
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 43
- gotta stitch... oh... - Damn it, I don't have time for... wait, Pam, did you
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 44
- Of me! We're running to find them. - Wait, what?
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 45
- What're you... we can't kill them! - Well, not now.
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 46 #46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 47
maybe not in the hall, but it's not like they make ice with trays.
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 10 (S05E10) - 48
Uh, hang on. Okay.
#48
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- Why would you think that?! - I'm sorry, do you
#49
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Or a woman you literally bump into on the train.
#50