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Season 5  "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue (2)"  5x11

Aired 6 years ago - Apr 07, 2014

Archer tries to keep his fling with the dictator's wife a secret while Krieger bonds with his clone-brothers.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 1
is Bravo Actual. Redeploy your troops to sector four.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 2
Why does she care? Most singers would kill to have a record go platinum.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 3
- ha, ha. - Stayin' alive. - Holy shit, that
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 4
- Because every time you shoot me. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, not
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 5
Seriously, I am not your servant. Ow, quit-quit...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 6
with a big rebel flag on it, flinging empty longnecks at people.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 7
- Almost always. I really like me. - Baffling.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 8
- Oops. - Give me that.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 9
Yes, always. God, you're... What happened to no more
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 10
you? - By threatening to tell Calderón about the first
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 11
- the second time? - Hmm. - Nothing, she's crazy.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 12
- you win. - Yay! - Win what?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 13
Ray, find Cherlene. No matter what happens, we can't leave without her.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 14
- Who cares about Krieger? - Yeah. - That's true.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 15
- Yes... - Clone bone!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 16
- actual mom and dad? And was I ever there? - No.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 17
Now that does sound vaguely familiar. - Right?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 18
- Kicking me to the curb like, like... - A child.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 19
Then, yes. - I'm home. I'm finally home.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 20
revealed... in time. - And if there's one thing I love more than triumph,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 21
One of these days, I swear to... Jesus H. Chrysler!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 22
- Because that's what you are! - Cherlene, I-I...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 23
imposed the presidential term limits, but it wasn't passed by your congress until 1947, and
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 24
in a free country, where the world's largest manufacturers of sugary cereals are allowed to
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 25
- Cherlene, listen, it is crazy poor. - Yeah, that was
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 26
not, but... - So how would they even use records?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 27
don't say "literally being emasculated," because I looked that up, and... ick.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 28
twice, but don't slash the painting. It's...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 29
Yes, Archer, it is, because everything, everywhere, every when, is about the paragon
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 30
painting. Did you never see The Thomas Crown Affair?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 32
wouldn't be bad. I... Damn it, Figgis! You're overthinking this!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 33
And?! And she wasn't in it?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 34
It's um, uh... - Well, I just assume it was about that ad with the
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 35
No, I said! - B-But, Cherlene, listen, I love you!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 36
Oh, my God, you have no idea. It's like this ache in the pit
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 37
Oh, wait, you just did! - Wait. You can't be both!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 38
- Well, if anything, that's heaven. - And you can die
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 39
Honestly? - No, the first time. - Good-bye, Mr.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 41
- Pam, seriously. - Archer... - Lana, shut up. Pam!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 42
I'm gonna go Jerry Lee
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 43
she used to be married to Calderón's father? - Yeah, that's
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 44
reusable, right? Once the fibers get damaged, that's basically just a sweater
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 45
- You what?! - What?! - Why would you throw
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 46
Nobody move.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 47
Cherlene, stop this at once. As your husband, I command you.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 48
get me. - Plus cocaine. - No! We are so not
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 49
I-I lied, okay? But hopefully our marriage is strong enough that, together and
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 50
- who are to be executed. - Wait, what? Hey, guys.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 2
Why does she care? Most singers would kill to have a record go platinum.
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 3
- ha, ha. - Stayin' alive. - Holy shit, that
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 4
- Because every time you shoot me. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, not
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 5
Seriously, I am not your servant. Ow, quit-quit...
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 6
with a big rebel flag on it, flinging empty longnecks at people.
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 7
- Almost always. I really like me. - Baffling.
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 8
- Oops. - Give me that.
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 9
Yes, always. God, you're... What happened to no more
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 10
you? - By threatening to tell Calderón about the first
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 11
- the second time? - Hmm. - Nothing, she's crazy.
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 12
- you win. - Yay! - Win what?
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 13
Ray, find Cherlene. No matter what happens, we can't leave without her.
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 14
- Who cares about Krieger? - Yeah. - That's true.
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 15
- Yes... - Clone bone!
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 16
- actual mom and dad? And was I ever there? - No.
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 17
Now that does sound vaguely familiar. - Right?
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 18
- Kicking me to the curb like, like... - A child.
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 19
Then, yes. - I'm home. I'm finally home.
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 20
revealed... in time. - And if there's one thing I love more than triumph,
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 21
One of these days, I swear to... Jesus H. Chrysler!
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 22
- Because that's what you are! - Cherlene, I-I...
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 23
imposed the presidential term limits, but it wasn't passed by your congress until 1947, and
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 24
in a free country, where the world's largest manufacturers of sugary cereals are allowed to
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 25
- Cherlene, listen, it is crazy poor. - Yeah, that was
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 26
not, but... - So how would they even use records?!
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 27
don't say "literally being emasculated," because I looked that up, and... ick.
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 28
twice, but don't slash the painting. It's...
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 29
Yes, Archer, it is, because everything, everywhere, every when, is about the paragon
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 30
painting. Did you never see The Thomas Crown Affair?
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 31 #31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 32
wouldn't be bad. I... Damn it, Figgis! You're overthinking this!
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 33
And?! And she wasn't in it?
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 34
It's um, uh... - Well, I just assume it was about that ad with the
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 35
No, I said! - B-But, Cherlene, listen, I love you!
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 36
Oh, my God, you have no idea. It's like this ache in the pit
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 37
Oh, wait, you just did! - Wait. You can't be both!
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 38
- Well, if anything, that's heaven. - And you can die
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 39
Honestly? - No, the first time. - Good-bye, Mr.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 40 #40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 41
- Pam, seriously. - Archer... - Lana, shut up. Pam!
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 42
I'm gonna go Jerry Lee
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 43
she used to be married to Calderón's father? - Yeah, that's
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 44
reusable, right? Once the fibers get damaged, that's basically just a sweater
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 45
- You what?! - What?! - Why would you throw
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 46
Nobody move.
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 47
Cherlene, stop this at once. As your husband, I command you.
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 48
get me. - Plus cocaine. - No! We are so not
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 49
I-I lied, okay? But hopefully our marriage is strong enough that, together and
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 11 (S05E11) - 50
- who are to be executed. - Wait, what? Hey, guys.
#50