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Season 5  "Archer Vice: Filibuster"  5x12

Aired 6 years ago - Apr 14, 2014

Cyril becomes the new president of San Marcos, Cherlene becomes the first lady of country music, and Archer becomes a resistance fighter.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 1
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immediately deposed by me, but the situation is, as they say,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 3
smoothies?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
totally honest, I maybe might have a problem with.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5
a criminal. And I hate to say it, but it's
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 6
Zion, yes, there, I said it.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
- I should get, or...? - Seriously?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
tractor beam, releasing the Jews from captivity.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
- Christ in it. - I mean, I take your
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 11
Wait, how does being in jail...?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 12
But don't worry. We're gonna get out of here and
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 13
to zero that still won't happen.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
- Whaaaaat? - Where did you get
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 15
when you are addressing the First Lady of the
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 16
You make it sound so easy.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 17
- Now is the time for action! - Clone bone!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 19
And did you ever think maybe your fleet of
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
Stop!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 21
Tegucigalpa?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 22
- wedding ever. - Yeah, but at least
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
- cocaine. - Well, but look on the
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24
They should've sent a poet.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
- nice plastic wrap. - Yeah, you're
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
And thank you, George Bore-well, for that clunky analogy in
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
launch this giant nerve gas missile at, uh...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
The rocket, uh... I'm not really comfortable with the
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
- we can't take Shane with us. - Yeah, we can,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
You're a bigger pussy than Shane!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 31
We're
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
Don't stop!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 34
- Shane...! - Shane...!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 36
Uh... I don't know that much about leopards.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
Huh. That is a lot longer than I
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
No. We're-we're not going back.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
Oh... n-no. We're not doing that.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
- Hey, Krieger! - What the hell is
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
They're not vampires, they're my clones.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
The real Krieger could be down there!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
- sound concussed. - He sounds like a
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
Ow, cut it out! Ow! Goddamn it! Ow!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
Okay. Then here we go.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
this time... ♪ Aw...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
- Pam to get a wooden stake. - Yay!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
1,980-something miles?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
- Oh, for God's sake. - Minutes to
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 50
but Cyril-- and if you tell him I said this, I'll break your

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immediately deposed by me, but the situation is, as they say,
#2
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smoothies?
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 4
totally honest, I maybe might have a problem with.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 5
a criminal. And I hate to say it, but it's
#5
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Zion, yes, there, I said it.
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 7
- I should get, or...? - Seriously?
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 8
tractor beam, releasing the Jews from captivity.
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 9
- Christ in it. - I mean, I take your
#9
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Wait, how does being in jail...?
#11
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But don't worry. We're gonna get out of here and
#12
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to zero that still won't happen.
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 14
- Whaaaaat? - Where did you get
#14
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when you are addressing the First Lady of the
#15
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You make it sound so easy.
#16
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- Now is the time for action! - Clone bone!
#17
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And did you ever think maybe your fleet of
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 20
Stop!
#20
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Tegucigalpa?
#21
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- wedding ever. - Yeah, but at least
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 23
- cocaine. - Well, but look on the
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 24
They should've sent a poet.
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 25
- nice plastic wrap. - Yeah, you're
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 26
And thank you, George Bore-well, for that clunky analogy in
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 27
launch this giant nerve gas missile at, uh...
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 28
The rocket, uh... I'm not really comfortable with the
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 29
- we can't take Shane with us. - Yeah, we can,
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 30
You're a bigger pussy than Shane!
#30
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We're
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 32
Don't stop!
#32
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- Shane...! - Shane...!
#34
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Uh... I don't know that much about leopards.
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 37
Huh. That is a lot longer than I
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 38
No. We're-we're not going back.
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 39
Oh... n-no. We're not doing that.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 40
- Hey, Krieger! - What the hell is
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 41
They're not vampires, they're my clones.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 42
The real Krieger could be down there!
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 43
- sound concussed. - He sounds like a
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 44
Ow, cut it out! Ow! Goddamn it! Ow!
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 45
Okay. Then here we go.
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 46
this time... ♪ Aw...
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 47
- Pam to get a wooden stake. - Yay!
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 48
1,980-something miles?
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 12 (S05E12) - 49
- Oh, for God's sake. - Minutes to
#49
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but Cyril-- and if you tell him I said this, I'll break your
#50