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Season 5  "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"  5x2

Aired 6 years ago - Jan 20, 2014

Archer, Pam and Lana travel to Miami to visit some old friends. It's a fondue party!

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 1
- Musketeer, huh?! - Kinda.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 2
chocolate chip ice cream. In your refrigerated drawer.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 5
My God, how I envy the deaf.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 6
Bribe with what? The government seized the
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 7
is a cash-based business. Why don't I just leave that
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 8
Yeah, I'm hoping the mattresses
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 9
Pam, chop chop, torso! Ugh, this smells like a kennel,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 10
Hang on. Legs!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 11
Oh my God, I forgot about the space pirates!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 12
kind of like the A-Team, but we sell drugs.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 13
- Stop eating it, dammit! - Pam?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 15
Really, so this super-judgy feeling I'm feeling is just me
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 16
two days into this whole drug cartel thing,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 18
- Sterling can you hear me? - Ramón?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 19
you in the future, once medical science had
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 20
buy this business with some little money I borrow from Mamá,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 21
I say yes, I know some maybe people,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 22
that place...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 23
Implying that you two haven't ever, cough,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 24
these buyers of yours, Ramón. Who are they?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 25
- I know. - Don't you think
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 26
- Or even unlaughable? - Get out!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 27
- Yeah, that'll teach me. - Tough day, huh?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 28
to be a country singer so badly? Besides being clinically insane.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 29
I mean it's not great, but... This is still some primo shit.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 30
Or whatever, here's your fondue set, and...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 31
to throw in another... five dollars?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 32
a little closer to nineteen and a half?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 33
never felt better! I hope that lasts.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 34
- wouldn't bring any guns... - We didn't,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 35
- Oh my God the burden. - Make sure
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 36
Sterling, are you angry with me?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 37
isn't loco, it's -- Wait, what's the word
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 38
that's crazy, we didn't even kiss!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 39
- with our million bucks. - A million and eighty.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 40
- Oh, you were serious? - Alright, I'm going home,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 41
- Carol? - Yep yep yep!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 42
she doesn't know anyone's watching.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 43
- they just redid the kitchen. - Ahem.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 44
- Right?! - Popety, pop pop pop, pow.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 45
we're pretty happy. Even though it's gonna be a
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 46
- Poppety pop pop, cocaine. - So can you
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 47
- Who is you-know-who?! I, uh --
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 48
Sterling... díos mio,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 49
What, like hearted? Ramón, what the hell,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 50
All I ask, is one small favor...

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 2
chocolate chip ice cream. In your refrigerated drawer.
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My God, how I envy the deaf.
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 6
Bribe with what? The government seized the
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 7
is a cash-based business. Why don't I just leave that
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 8
Yeah, I'm hoping the mattresses
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 9
Pam, chop chop, torso! Ugh, this smells like a kennel,
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 10
Hang on. Legs!
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 11
Oh my God, I forgot about the space pirates!
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 12
kind of like the A-Team, but we sell drugs.
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 13
- Stop eating it, dammit! - Pam?
#13
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Really, so this super-judgy feeling I'm feeling is just me
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 16
two days into this whole drug cartel thing,
#16
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- Sterling can you hear me? - Ramón?!
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 19
you in the future, once medical science had
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 20
buy this business with some little money I borrow from Mamá,
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 21
I say yes, I know some maybe people,
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 22
that place...
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 23
Implying that you two haven't ever, cough,
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 24
these buyers of yours, Ramón. Who are they?
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 25
- I know. - Don't you think
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 26
- Or even unlaughable? - Get out!
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 27
- Yeah, that'll teach me. - Tough day, huh?
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 28
to be a country singer so badly? Besides being clinically insane.
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 29
I mean it's not great, but... This is still some primo shit.
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 30
Or whatever, here's your fondue set, and...
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 31
to throw in another... five dollars?
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 32
a little closer to nineteen and a half?
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 33
never felt better! I hope that lasts.
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 34
- wouldn't bring any guns... - We didn't,
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 35
- Oh my God the burden. - Make sure
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 36
Sterling, are you angry with me?
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 37
isn't loco, it's -- Wait, what's the word
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 38
that's crazy, we didn't even kiss!
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 39
- with our million bucks. - A million and eighty.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 40
- Oh, you were serious? - Alright, I'm going home,
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 41
- Carol? - Yep yep yep!
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 42
she doesn't know anyone's watching.
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 43
- they just redid the kitchen. - Ahem.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 44
- Right?! - Popety, pop pop pop, pow.
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 45
we're pretty happy. Even though it's gonna be a
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 46
- Poppety pop pop, cocaine. - So can you
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 47
- Who is you-know-who?! I, uh --
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 48
Sterling... díos mio,
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 49
What, like hearted? Ramón, what the hell,
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 50
All I ask, is one small favor...
#50