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Season 9

Aired 6 months ago - Jun 13, 2018

Archer and the gang enter a deadly temple in search of an even deadlier treasure.

Archer helps defend a village from party crashers intent on ruining oysterfest.

Aired 7 months ago - May 30, 2018

Archer and Pam request help from a newcomer but he refuses to lend them a hand.

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And where the hell were you going in such a hurry?
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of Mitimotu's cultural artifacts by you, you... Europeans!
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- Where do you think you're going? - To beat the Germans to the idol.
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You what?
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All right! Enough fun. Now back to business.
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♪ It's a long way to Tipperary ♪
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We can't let Sterling beat us to that damn idol.
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Do you think it's enough time for us to toodle on over,
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- Your son... is going... to die! - Oh, all right.
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about if I'd ever, you know, like, eat a person.
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Ooh, or a teenage girl.
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this tender, hairless young thing
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I mean, is that goose bumps or what?
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I mean, I've been here almost four years now, so...
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I'm doing my doctoral dissertation on the Mua Mua.
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An anthropologist studies human beings and their societies and cultures.
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I-I'm here to document. I can't interfere.
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Which, to them, is, like, the worst.
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I think it was something.
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Well? Where the hell are they, bird?
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so that Sterling can get to the idol first.
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Look, there's boot prints coming up out of the quicksand.
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this trail is two barefoot men, carrying a load between them,
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And then here's a trail of four men carrying a much,
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And about to be eaten! We have to follow this trail and rescue them.
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because this dodo says she can see a trail?
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So, where do you think everybody went?
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Including, look, there's a piece of, uh, whatchamacallit. Ob-Obsidian.
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We'll see how funny... you think it is
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- How is this Crackers's fault? - Wha... Not Crackers!
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- I will, but only because I choose to. - Well, bully for you.
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If we do, it's only because I unleashed the power of obsidian.
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Then what... is touching... my ass?
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- I told you that in confidence. - Yeah? Well, I ain't your priest.
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Oh, don't flatter yourself, it was just a reflex.
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It's not supposed to be sexy, it's protective. In case there's thorns.
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- Uhh... I genuinely don't know. - We're escaping.
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Well, that's the thing, there isn't one now.
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- I may literally die. - Oh, my God, at an oyster bar.
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Wait. What idol? You mean the tupua?
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The tupua would be the greatest archaeological find of the-the...
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all the giant boulders and poison darts and stuff.
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Okay, change of plans, you're coming with us.
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- Gin levels. - Also.
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Please, I can't leave without my dissertation.
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I can't punch an old lady in... ow!

But there is no joy in Mudville - mighty Pam has struck out.

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- Wha...? - Dressed as a teeny tiny waiter.
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with a side of Belgian endive.
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Or, I could have the Germans rip up
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about coming into some money, or, say...
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and for some verdammt reason, Luigi is not open.
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- Nope. - And so, naturally, I wonder
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is that unless you want Manu to scramble your eggs...
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- I don't know who that is. - No. Which way?
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you somehow made even worse by...
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Then why'd you have barbecue sauce?
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- You're sure? - Positive.
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- Eh. - Oh, shit. It's a big, steep-ass ravine.
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- Yeah. - Quicksand!
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Well, I have no way to know this, but, uh...
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But I can't help wonder if Japanese soldiers
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I know, but it hurts to hear it.
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verrückten Kokosnussfrau shtuppen!
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would ever marry one of you dummkopfen?
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and snakes and cannibals and what else, Gott weiß?
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The American pilots may have a head start on us.
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you were gonna miss me once we found the idol?
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Oh, my God, Elisha Otis,
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- You think I weigh more than you. - Uh, yeah.
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Okay, smart guys, I'll bet you.
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- It's not. - She still weighs more than me.
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I mean, it is no "Weir of Hermiston," but...
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- He says yes. - Where? Ask him where.
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"Dead Man's Cove"? What, did somebody
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and kind of wedge it in there?
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All Mother cares about is getting her Manu-hooks
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Pam! I'm currently up to my ears in quicksand!
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Because the only two kinds of luck you have are bad and none
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So great.
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because apparently, it never is, but don't worry.
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- who doesn't appreciate me? - No, about getting out of here alive.
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Yes, damn it, you can shoot the monkeys!
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and then he asked me what my question was and...
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- What? - Wait. So, you'd rather just die?
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- Shut up, bird! - Eh.
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- You can't! Arrest her. - Oh, no. Never again.
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How is everything your fault? Ow!
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For all you know, they broke out of some top secret lab.
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I do one of your stupid ideas. There. Happy?
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Must be with the crazy coconut lady.
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Tell me one time us being partners
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and he'd be better off if he never even met you,
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except for half an old magical bird!
Aired 7 months ago - May 16, 2018

Archer keeps an eye out for a past nemesis.

Archer, Pam, and Crackers try to find the missing key to their latest get-rich-quick scheme.

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Yeah, that's a real Catch-22.
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Oh, well, isn't that a change?!
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maybe it was a little ahead of its time, but...
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El sabor sensación que está barriendo la nación!
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Because it's broken-down old horse meat!
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All right, Miss Priss...
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a descent into profound and lasting shame!
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- That's your number one concern? - I haven't ranked them!
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were talking about some kind of idol.
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- You don't know that! - Yes, I do!
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- Oooh... - But since they had us fly 'em around
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- Excuse me? - "Sharpen your pencil?"
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Hmm. I wonder how much Japan would pay...
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I would do literally anything to be rid of them.
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Perhaps we could pay... five hundred thousand?
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Payable only once we have secured the idol.
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Germany helps my people overthrow the French.
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Now then, I believe there was some mention of a pencil?
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and see what we can find out about this gold non-monkey.
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- treasure chest, skull-and-bones... - Don't be shitty! And also,
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It is interesting, I notice zat, even in the throes of passion,
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Right, because that worked out so well for Hawaii.
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- Oh. Well, umm... - Oh, don't worry about them.
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Tu'ua i matou.
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- Really? - Trust me. Anyway, the Führer is,
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We need to keep Fuchs away from his bungalow for a few hours,
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What are you goofs doing here,
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- See?! - Chinchilladas! I'd forgotten all about that!
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- Like, we-we, or... - Yeah!
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A, nothing, and B, also nothing.
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Fourteen goddamn dollars?!
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I was a stranger and you banged me for free.
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I was saving that for a whole big girlie treat day for myself.
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the biggest steak in the house, rare und bloody.
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- You said my board's included! - Just the continental breakfast, dear.
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So, breadfruit... What's that about?
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Because I should probably maybe eat something.
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Don't worry liebchen... I have eine große Karotte for you.
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I want you to fly in there, and then meet us at the front door.
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- I swear to God... - And you know they live to be like, eighty.
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- Open the goddamn door! - How?
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What, what if we...
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Doot dooooot!
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- Grrrr... - Ja, we will enjoy zis very much.
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- What the...? - What is it?
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- What the...? - Right? And check this out...
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Und Gott verdammt deisen Büstenhalter!
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Okay, come on, let's go!
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- Man, where to start, right? Rrrk! - Said the feather duster.
Aired 7 months ago - May 02, 2018

Archer estimates his impact on the world while Pam samples the local nightlife.

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- One... two... threeeeek! - Oof!
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What, seriously?!
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- Mkay. - What, no! We can't leave him here, he's...
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sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, schlaaaange!
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Let's call it 320 nautical miles.
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where W is force in newtons, which means...
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Zat cannot be your plan!
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they eat our eggs, they eat our chicks!
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- Don't you want to know why? - Non. Just how much.
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One minute you're wearing a lovely cable-knit sweater,
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And you can keep your stupid turnip...
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Cochon stupide! Qu'est-ce que tu as fait?!
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Out!
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- Hmph. - But now wait a minute, Miss Thing...
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Y-You've been in tougher scrapes.
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and the krauts couldn't kill me,
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- I am dying! - Shut up, you're not dying,
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I feel like, if I have to remind you people
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Ahem.
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There we are, a nice cool glass of pastis, to...
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Well, you said it yourself, you're stranded here,
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and I doubt he'd lose much sleep over it...
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- I could be stuck here... forever! - Exactly.
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Plus, maybe you really are immortal.
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Good heavens, no, you'd be more like... a courtesan.
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Forty-nine feet! Wingtip to wingtip!
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Lucy, am I right?
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also in your best interest if we don't crash and burn!
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and then I will shove a beer can up your asshole,
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Man, I had something about...
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- Because you will be in my jail! - What?!
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I hate this stupid islaaaand!
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- Forty feet? - Mm-hmm.
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- Hooray. - Oh, shut up. And you, give him some air.
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She... There was nobody on the plane.
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So, what happens on Shithole Island when it gets dark?
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- Goddamn it. - I am genuinely sorry.
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- No! - Okay, one, two...
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No, what if when you shoot one,
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I swear to God...
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Cognate! Nice!
Aired 8 months ago - Apr 25, 2018

Archer inserts himself into a domestic dispute and engine troubles threaten to ruin his business.