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Season 9  "Danger Island: Strange Doings in the Taboo Groves"  9x5

Aired 2 years ago - May 23, 2018

But there is no joy in Mudville - mighty Pam has struck out.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 1
- Wha...? - Dressed as a teeny tiny waiter.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 2
with a side of Belgian endive.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 3
Or, I could have the Germans rip up
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 4
about coming into some money, or, say...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 5
and for some verdammt reason, Luigi is not open.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 6
- Nope. - And so, naturally, I wonder
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 7
is that unless you want Manu to scramble your eggs...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 8
- I don't know who that is. - No. Which way?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 9
you somehow made even worse by...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 10
Then why'd you have barbecue sauce?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 11
- You're sure? - Positive.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 12
- Eh. - Oh, shit. It's a big, steep-ass ravine.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 14
- Yeah. - Quicksand!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 15
Well, I have no way to know this, but, uh...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 16
But I can't help wonder if Japanese soldiers
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 17
I know, but it hurts to hear it.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 18
verrückten Kokosnussfrau shtuppen!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 19
would ever marry one of you dummkopfen?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 20
and snakes and cannibals and what else, Gott weiß?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 21
The American pilots may have a head start on us.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 22
you were gonna miss me once we found the idol?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 23
Oh, my God, Elisha Otis,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 24
- You think I weigh more than you. - Uh, yeah.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 25
Okay, smart guys, I'll bet you.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 26
- It's not. - She still weighs more than me.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 28
I mean, it is no "Weir of Hermiston," but...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 29
- He says yes. - Where? Ask him where.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 30
"Dead Man's Cove"? What, did somebody
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 31
and kind of wedge it in there?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 32
All Mother cares about is getting her Manu-hooks
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 33
Pam! I'm currently up to my ears in quicksand!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 34
Because the only two kinds of luck you have are bad and none
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 36
So great.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 37
because apparently, it never is, but don't worry.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 38
- who doesn't appreciate me? - No, about getting out of here alive.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 39
Yes, damn it, you can shoot the monkeys!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 40
and then he asked me what my question was and...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 41
- What? - Wait. So, you'd rather just die?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 42
- Shut up, bird! - Eh.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 43
- You can't! Arrest her. - Oh, no. Never again.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 44
How is everything your fault? Ow!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 45
For all you know, they broke out of some top secret lab.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 46
I do one of your stupid ideas. There. Happy?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 47
Must be with the crazy coconut lady.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 48
Tell me one time us being partners
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 49
and he'd be better off if he never even met you,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 50
except for half an old magical bird!

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 2
with a side of Belgian endive.
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 3
Or, I could have the Germans rip up
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 4
about coming into some money, or, say...
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 5
and for some verdammt reason, Luigi is not open.
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 6
- Nope. - And so, naturally, I wonder
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 7
is that unless you want Manu to scramble your eggs...
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 8
- I don't know who that is. - No. Which way?
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 9
you somehow made even worse by...
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 10
Then why'd you have barbecue sauce?
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 11
- You're sure? - Positive.
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 12
- Eh. - Oh, shit. It's a big, steep-ass ravine.
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 13 #13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 14
- Yeah. - Quicksand!
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 15
Well, I have no way to know this, but, uh...
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 16
But I can't help wonder if Japanese soldiers
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 17
I know, but it hurts to hear it.
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 18
verrückten Kokosnussfrau shtuppen!
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 19
would ever marry one of you dummkopfen?
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 20
and snakes and cannibals and what else, Gott weiß?
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 21
The American pilots may have a head start on us.
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 22
you were gonna miss me once we found the idol?
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 23
Oh, my God, Elisha Otis,
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 24
- You think I weigh more than you. - Uh, yeah.
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 25
Okay, smart guys, I'll bet you.
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 26
- It's not. - She still weighs more than me.
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 27 #27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 28
I mean, it is no "Weir of Hermiston," but...
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 29
- He says yes. - Where? Ask him where.
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 30
"Dead Man's Cove"? What, did somebody
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 31
and kind of wedge it in there?
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 32
All Mother cares about is getting her Manu-hooks
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 33
Pam! I'm currently up to my ears in quicksand!
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 34
Because the only two kinds of luck you have are bad and none
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 35 #35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 36
So great.
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 37
because apparently, it never is, but don't worry.
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 38
- who doesn't appreciate me? - No, about getting out of here alive.
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 39
Yes, damn it, you can shoot the monkeys!
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 40
and then he asked me what my question was and...
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 41
- What? - Wait. So, you'd rather just die?
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 42
- Shut up, bird! - Eh.
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 43
- You can't! Arrest her. - Oh, no. Never again.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 44
How is everything your fault? Ow!
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 45
For all you know, they broke out of some top secret lab.
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 46
I do one of your stupid ideas. There. Happy?
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 47
Must be with the crazy coconut lady.
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 48
Tell me one time us being partners
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 49
and he'd be better off if he never even met you,
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 50
except for half an old magical bird!
#50