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Season 9  "Danger Island: Strange Doings in the Taboo Groves"  9x5

Aired 5 years ago - May 23, 2018

But there is no joy in Mudville - mighty Pam has struck out.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 1
- Wha...? - Dressed as a teeny tiny waiter.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 2
with a side of Belgian endive.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 3
Or, I could have the Germans rip up
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 4
about coming into some money, or, say...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 5
and for some verdammt reason, Luigi is not open.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 6
- Nope. - And so, naturally, I wonder
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 7
is that unless you want Manu to scramble your eggs...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 8
- I don't know who that is. - No. Which way?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 9
you somehow made even worse by...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 10
Then why'd you have barbecue sauce?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 11
- You're sure? - Positive.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 12
- Eh. - Oh, shit. It's a big, steep-ass ravine.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 14
- Yeah. - Quicksand!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 15
Well, I have no way to know this, but, uh...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 16
But I can't help wonder if Japanese soldiers
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 17
I know, but it hurts to hear it.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 18
verrückten Kokosnussfrau shtuppen!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 19
would ever marry one of you dummkopfen?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 20
and snakes and cannibals and what else, Gott weiß?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 21
The American pilots may have a head start on us.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 22
you were gonna miss me once we found the idol?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 23
Oh, my God, Elisha Otis,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 24
- You think I weigh more than you. - Uh, yeah.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 25
Okay, smart guys, I'll bet you.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 26
- It's not. - She still weighs more than me.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 28
I mean, it is no "Weir of Hermiston," but...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 29
- He says yes. - Where? Ask him where.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 30
"Dead Man's Cove"? What, did somebody
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 31
and kind of wedge it in there?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 32
All Mother cares about is getting her Manu-hooks
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 33
Pam! I'm currently up to my ears in quicksand!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 34
Because the only two kinds of luck you have are bad and none
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 36
So great.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 37
because apparently, it never is, but don't worry.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 38
- who doesn't appreciate me? - No, about getting out of here alive.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 39
Yes, damn it, you can shoot the monkeys!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 40
and then he asked me what my question was and...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 41
- What? - Wait. So, you'd rather just die?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 42
- Shut up, bird! - Eh.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 43
- You can't! Arrest her. - Oh, no. Never again.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 44
How is everything your fault? Ow!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 45
For all you know, they broke out of some top secret lab.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 46
I do one of your stupid ideas. There. Happy?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 47
Must be with the crazy coconut lady.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 48
Tell me one time us being partners
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 49
and he'd be better off if he never even met you,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 50
except for half an old magical bird!

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 2
with a side of Belgian endive.
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 3
Or, I could have the Germans rip up
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 4
about coming into some money, or, say...
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 5
and for some verdammt reason, Luigi is not open.
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 6
- Nope. - And so, naturally, I wonder
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 7
is that unless you want Manu to scramble your eggs...
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 8
- I don't know who that is. - No. Which way?
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 9
you somehow made even worse by...
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 10
Then why'd you have barbecue sauce?
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 11
- You're sure? - Positive.
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 12
- Eh. - Oh, shit. It's a big, steep-ass ravine.
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 13 #13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 14
- Yeah. - Quicksand!
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 15
Well, I have no way to know this, but, uh...
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 16
But I can't help wonder if Japanese soldiers
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 17
I know, but it hurts to hear it.
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 18
verrückten Kokosnussfrau shtuppen!
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 19
would ever marry one of you dummkopfen?
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 20
and snakes and cannibals and what else, Gott weiß?
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 21
The American pilots may have a head start on us.
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 22
you were gonna miss me once we found the idol?
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 23
Oh, my God, Elisha Otis,
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 24
- You think I weigh more than you. - Uh, yeah.
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 25
Okay, smart guys, I'll bet you.
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 26
- It's not. - She still weighs more than me.
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 27 #27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 28
I mean, it is no "Weir of Hermiston," but...
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 29
- He says yes. - Where? Ask him where.
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 30
"Dead Man's Cove"? What, did somebody
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 31
and kind of wedge it in there?
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 32
All Mother cares about is getting her Manu-hooks
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 33
Pam! I'm currently up to my ears in quicksand!
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 34
Because the only two kinds of luck you have are bad and none
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 35 #35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 36
So great.
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 37
because apparently, it never is, but don't worry.
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 38
- who doesn't appreciate me? - No, about getting out of here alive.
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 39
Yes, damn it, you can shoot the monkeys!
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 40
and then he asked me what my question was and...
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 41
- What? - Wait. So, you'd rather just die?
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 42
- Shut up, bird! - Eh.
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 43
- You can't! Arrest her. - Oh, no. Never again.
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 44
How is everything your fault? Ow!
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 45
For all you know, they broke out of some top secret lab.
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 46
I do one of your stupid ideas. There. Happy?
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 47
Must be with the crazy coconut lady.
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 48
Tell me one time us being partners
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 49
and he'd be better off if he never even met you,
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 50
except for half an old magical bird!
#50