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Season 9  "Danger Island: Some Remarks on Cannibalism"  9x6

Aired 2 years ago - May 30, 2018

Archer and Pam request help from a newcomer but he refuses to lend them a hand.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 1
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 2
And where the hell were you going in such a hurry?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 3
of Mitimotu's cultural artifacts by you, you... Europeans!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 4
- Where do you think you're going? - To beat the Germans to the idol.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 5
You what?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 6
All right! Enough fun. Now back to business.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 7
♪ It's a long way to Tipperary ♪
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 9
We can't let Sterling beat us to that damn idol.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 10
Do you think it's enough time for us to toodle on over,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 11
- Your son... is going... to die! - Oh, all right.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 14
about if I'd ever, you know, like, eat a person.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 15
Ooh, or a teenage girl.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 16
this tender, hairless young thing
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 17
I mean, is that goose bumps or what?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 18
I mean, I've been here almost four years now, so...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 19
I'm doing my doctoral dissertation on the Mua Mua.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 20
An anthropologist studies human beings and their societies and cultures.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 21
I-I'm here to document. I can't interfere.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 22
Which, to them, is, like, the worst.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 23
I think it was something.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 24
Well? Where the hell are they, bird?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 25
so that Sterling can get to the idol first.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 26
Look, there's boot prints coming up out of the quicksand.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 27
this trail is two barefoot men, carrying a load between them,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 28
And then here's a trail of four men carrying a much,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 29
And about to be eaten! We have to follow this trail and rescue them.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 30
because this dodo says she can see a trail?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 31
So, where do you think everybody went?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 32
Including, look, there's a piece of, uh, whatchamacallit. Ob-Obsidian.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 33
We'll see how funny... you think it is
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 34
- How is this Crackers's fault? - Wha... Not Crackers!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 35
- I will, but only because I choose to. - Well, bully for you.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 36
If we do, it's only because I unleashed the power of obsidian.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 37
Then what... is touching... my ass?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 38
- I told you that in confidence. - Yeah? Well, I ain't your priest.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 39
Oh, don't flatter yourself, it was just a reflex.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 40
It's not supposed to be sexy, it's protective. In case there's thorns.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 41
- Uhh... I genuinely don't know. - We're escaping.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 42
Well, that's the thing, there isn't one now.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 43
- I may literally die. - Oh, my God, at an oyster bar.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 44
Wait. What idol? You mean the tupua?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 45
The tupua would be the greatest archaeological find of the-the...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 46
all the giant boulders and poison darts and stuff.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 47
Okay, change of plans, you're coming with us.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 48
- Gin levels. - Also.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 49
Please, I can't leave without my dissertation.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 50
I can't punch an old lady in... ow!

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 2
And where the hell were you going in such a hurry?
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 3
of Mitimotu's cultural artifacts by you, you... Europeans!
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 4
- Where do you think you're going? - To beat the Germans to the idol.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 5
You what?
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 6
All right! Enough fun. Now back to business.
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 7
♪ It's a long way to Tipperary ♪
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 8 #8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 9
We can't let Sterling beat us to that damn idol.
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 10
Do you think it's enough time for us to toodle on over,
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 11
- Your son... is going... to die! - Oh, all right.
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 12 #12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 13 #13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 14
about if I'd ever, you know, like, eat a person.
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 15
Ooh, or a teenage girl.
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 16
this tender, hairless young thing
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 17
I mean, is that goose bumps or what?
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 18
I mean, I've been here almost four years now, so...
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 19
I'm doing my doctoral dissertation on the Mua Mua.
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 20
An anthropologist studies human beings and their societies and cultures.
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 21
I-I'm here to document. I can't interfere.
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 22
Which, to them, is, like, the worst.
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 23
I think it was something.
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 24
Well? Where the hell are they, bird?
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 25
so that Sterling can get to the idol first.
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 26
Look, there's boot prints coming up out of the quicksand.
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 27
this trail is two barefoot men, carrying a load between them,
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 28
And then here's a trail of four men carrying a much,
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 29
And about to be eaten! We have to follow this trail and rescue them.
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 30
because this dodo says she can see a trail?
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 31
So, where do you think everybody went?
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 32
Including, look, there's a piece of, uh, whatchamacallit. Ob-Obsidian.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 33
We'll see how funny... you think it is
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 34
- How is this Crackers's fault? - Wha... Not Crackers!
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 35
- I will, but only because I choose to. - Well, bully for you.
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 36
If we do, it's only because I unleashed the power of obsidian.
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 37
Then what... is touching... my ass?
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 38
- I told you that in confidence. - Yeah? Well, I ain't your priest.
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 39
Oh, don't flatter yourself, it was just a reflex.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 40
It's not supposed to be sexy, it's protective. In case there's thorns.
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 41
- Uhh... I genuinely don't know. - We're escaping.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 42
Well, that's the thing, there isn't one now.
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 43
- I may literally die. - Oh, my God, at an oyster bar.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 44
Wait. What idol? You mean the tupua?
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 45
The tupua would be the greatest archaeological find of the-the...
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 46
all the giant boulders and poison darts and stuff.
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 47
Okay, change of plans, you're coming with us.
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 48
- Gin levels. - Also.
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 49
Please, I can't leave without my dissertation.
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 50
I can't punch an old lady in... ow!
#50