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Season 9  "Danger Island: Different Modes of Preparing Fruit"  9x3

Aired 2 years ago - May 09, 2018

Archer, Pam, and Crackers try to find the missing key to their latest get-rich-quick scheme.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 1
Yeah, that's a real Catch-22.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 2
Oh, well, isn't that a change?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 3
maybe it was a little ahead of its time, but...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 4
El sabor sensación que está barriendo la nación!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 5
Because it's broken-down old horse meat!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 6
All right, Miss Priss...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 7
a descent into profound and lasting shame!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 8
- That's your number one concern? - I haven't ranked them!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 9
were talking about some kind of idol.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 10
- You don't know that! - Yes, I do!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 11
- Oooh... - But since they had us fly 'em around
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 12
- Excuse me? - "Sharpen your pencil?"
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 13
Hmm. I wonder how much Japan would pay...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 14
I would do literally anything to be rid of them.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 15
Perhaps we could pay... five hundred thousand?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 16
Payable only once we have secured the idol.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 17
Germany helps my people overthrow the French.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 18
Now then, I believe there was some mention of a pencil?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 19
and see what we can find out about this gold non-monkey.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 20
- treasure chest, skull-and-bones... - Don't be shitty! And also,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 21
It is interesting, I notice zat, even in the throes of passion,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 22
Right, because that worked out so well for Hawaii.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 23
- Oh. Well, umm... - Oh, don't worry about them.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 24
Tu'ua i matou.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 25
- Really? - Trust me. Anyway, the Führer is,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 26
We need to keep Fuchs away from his bungalow for a few hours,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 28
What are you goofs doing here,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 29
- See?! - Chinchilladas! I'd forgotten all about that!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 30
- Like, we-we, or... - Yeah!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 31
A, nothing, and B, also nothing.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 32
Fourteen goddamn dollars?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 33
I was a stranger and you banged me for free.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 34
I was saving that for a whole big girlie treat day for myself.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 35
the biggest steak in the house, rare und bloody.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 36
- You said my board's included! - Just the continental breakfast, dear.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 37
So, breadfruit... What's that about?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 38
Because I should probably maybe eat something.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 39
Don't worry liebchen... I have eine große Karotte for you.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 40
I want you to fly in there, and then meet us at the front door.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 41
- I swear to God... - And you know they live to be like, eighty.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 42
- Open the goddamn door! - How?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 43
What, what if we...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 44
Doot dooooot!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 45
- Grrrr... - Ja, we will enjoy zis very much.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 46
- What the...? - What is it?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 47
- What the...? - Right? And check this out...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 48
Und Gott verdammt deisen Büstenhalter!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 49
Okay, come on, let's go!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 50
- Man, where to start, right? Rrrk! - Said the feather duster.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 2
Oh, well, isn't that a change?!
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 3
maybe it was a little ahead of its time, but...
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 4
El sabor sensación que está barriendo la nación!
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 5
Because it's broken-down old horse meat!
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 6
All right, Miss Priss...
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 7
a descent into profound and lasting shame!
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 8
- That's your number one concern? - I haven't ranked them!
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 9
were talking about some kind of idol.
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 10
- You don't know that! - Yes, I do!
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 11
- Oooh... - But since they had us fly 'em around
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 12
- Excuse me? - "Sharpen your pencil?"
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 13
Hmm. I wonder how much Japan would pay...
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 14
I would do literally anything to be rid of them.
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 15
Perhaps we could pay... five hundred thousand?
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 16
Payable only once we have secured the idol.
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 17
Germany helps my people overthrow the French.
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 18
Now then, I believe there was some mention of a pencil?
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 19
and see what we can find out about this gold non-monkey.
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 20
- treasure chest, skull-and-bones... - Don't be shitty! And also,
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 21
It is interesting, I notice zat, even in the throes of passion,
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 22
Right, because that worked out so well for Hawaii.
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 23
- Oh. Well, umm... - Oh, don't worry about them.
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 24
Tu'ua i matou.
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 25
- Really? - Trust me. Anyway, the Führer is,
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 26
We need to keep Fuchs away from his bungalow for a few hours,
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 27 #27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 28
What are you goofs doing here,
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 29
- See?! - Chinchilladas! I'd forgotten all about that!
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 30
- Like, we-we, or... - Yeah!
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 31
A, nothing, and B, also nothing.
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 32
Fourteen goddamn dollars?!
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 33
I was a stranger and you banged me for free.
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 34
I was saving that for a whole big girlie treat day for myself.
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 35
the biggest steak in the house, rare und bloody.
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 36
- You said my board's included! - Just the continental breakfast, dear.
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 37
So, breadfruit... What's that about?
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 38
Because I should probably maybe eat something.
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 39
Don't worry liebchen... I have eine große Karotte for you.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 40
I want you to fly in there, and then meet us at the front door.
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 41
- I swear to God... - And you know they live to be like, eighty.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 42
- Open the goddamn door! - How?
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 43
What, what if we...
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 44
Doot dooooot!
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 45
- Grrrr... - Ja, we will enjoy zis very much.
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 46
- What the...? - What is it?
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 47
- What the...? - Right? And check this out...
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 48
Und Gott verdammt deisen Büstenhalter!
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 49
Okay, come on, let's go!
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 50
- Man, where to start, right? Rrrk! - Said the feather duster.
#50