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Season 5  "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"  5x3

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 27, 2014

Pam makes a deal that puts everyone in danger. Archer dons his slightly darker black suit to save the day.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 1
Sweater.
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And both of whom bring up extremely uncomfortable
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
one about a crippled cyborg, who all he did was pussy-ache about
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
- Indian clubs and medicine balls? - Hello?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
- Amphetamines?! - Right?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
You know, relatively. When compared to the deadly and
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
- find you? - Um...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
You, too, Ojiisan. Or three, or whatever.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
Mmm, mm-hmm.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
Ugh, yes, the mind can, in fact, vomit.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
Oh, dear God.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
Oh, for... I don't
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
and then use them to play, in its entirety and on your
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
Your new home is so beautiful, but I did not bring
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Oh, who remembers? Well, what did he say?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
But if all Moto wants is his drugs...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
Let's just give Moto his drugs and be glad we dodged
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
of your share of the profits.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
...phorically speaking, Pam, we got it.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
Pam screwed the Yakuza out of a million bucks
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
with the counterfeit money we got from selling cocaine.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
Ugh! Fine, $2 million. Okay, $5 million.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
Why did you insult him?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
daylight vampires, who are probably scuttling up the drain
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
Whoa, I stand extremely corrected.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
trains, and then it was a sort of very long, sad slide into
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
Um, "Danger Zone"?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
- Noop... - What do you mean,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
I have been incredibly supportive of you!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
Going Josh Randall on these dicks!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
I didn't do it! I was just...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
with you?! You shoot like an old
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
Oh, my God, the darkness, babe, I'm slipping
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
- Ron's gonna die? - Wait, Ron's
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
secret tunnels.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
runaway slaves and sell them back to their rightful owners.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
the way up to Lenox Hill Hospital.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
Oh, it bankrupted him, and the crazy
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
- Just asking. - Lana and Mother, you
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
Slowly dying, for all anyone cares.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
No, I'm not, Lana, so shut your dicktrap.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
But seriously? A floor model?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
Sorry! I'm walking backwards here.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
it up! Hey-oh!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
Shit. By the time I'm 60, I bet I'll
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
Unless... well, I suppose that all depends
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 50
Oh, God.

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And both of whom bring up extremely uncomfortable
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 5
one about a crippled cyborg, who all he did was pussy-ache about
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 6
- Indian clubs and medicine balls? - Hello?
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 7
- Amphetamines?! - Right?
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 8
You know, relatively. When compared to the deadly and
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 9
- find you? - Um...
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 10
You, too, Ojiisan. Or three, or whatever.
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 11
Mmm, mm-hmm.
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 12
Ugh, yes, the mind can, in fact, vomit.
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 13
Oh, dear God.
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 14
Oh, for... I don't
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 15
and then use them to play, in its entirety and on your
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 16
Your new home is so beautiful, but I did not bring
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 17
Oh, who remembers? Well, what did he say?
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 18
But if all Moto wants is his drugs...
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 19
Let's just give Moto his drugs and be glad we dodged
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 20
of your share of the profits.
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 21
...phorically speaking, Pam, we got it.
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 22
Pam screwed the Yakuza out of a million bucks
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 23
with the counterfeit money we got from selling cocaine.
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 24
Ugh! Fine, $2 million. Okay, $5 million.
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 25
Why did you insult him?
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 26
daylight vampires, who are probably scuttling up the drain
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 27
Whoa, I stand extremely corrected.
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 28
trains, and then it was a sort of very long, sad slide into
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 29
Um, "Danger Zone"?
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 30
- Noop... - What do you mean,
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 31
I have been incredibly supportive of you!
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 32
Going Josh Randall on these dicks!
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 33
I didn't do it! I was just...
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 34
with you?! You shoot like an old
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 35
Oh, my God, the darkness, babe, I'm slipping
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 36
- Ron's gonna die? - Wait, Ron's
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 37
secret tunnels.
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 38
runaway slaves and sell them back to their rightful owners.
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 39
the way up to Lenox Hill Hospital.
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 40
Oh, it bankrupted him, and the crazy
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 41
- Just asking. - Lana and Mother, you
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 42
Slowly dying, for all anyone cares.
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 43
No, I'm not, Lana, so shut your dicktrap.
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 44
But seriously? A floor model?
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 45
Sorry! I'm walking backwards here.
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 46
it up! Hey-oh!
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 47
Shit. By the time I'm 60, I bet I'll
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 48
Unless... well, I suppose that all depends
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 49 #49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 3 (S05E03) - 50
Oh, God.
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