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Season 5  "Archer Vice: House Call"  5x4

Aired 6 years ago - Feb 03, 2014

Archer has to stage an intervention for Pam that gets derailed by an unwanted guest.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 1
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 2
You know how strong she is. Might as well be green and
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 3
I learned it by watching you.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 4
- Right? - We're not killing Pam!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 5
- Ew! - Right?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 6
Right? This place is like a Habitrail--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 7
- pornos in my ancestral home?! - Ah, einige
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 8
- improved mind control chip. - Improved?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 9
- Wait, what are we doing? - Stabbing science into
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 10
- famous. - I could be
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 11
- Nobody do anything! - Lana...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 12
- woman said...! - Lana.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 13
And, Krieger, I hope you have a lot more where this came from
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 14
Woodhouse, I swear to God, if you tell me lunch is four
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 15
Firm twelve.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 17
cocaine in the kitchen-- can be lawfully seized as evidence.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 18
I insist that you leave immediately, as you have entered
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 19
engaging in treason, espionage or anything else illegal.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 20
- He's just a little boy. - But whatever is wrong
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 21
- quite interesting... - What... about... the
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 22
- idea? - I do not.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 23
- That's a thing?! - How do you not know
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 24
- literally? - Seriously, dude, what is
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 25
torturing a woman? Hang on, ma'am!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 26
but if we're doing a new thing and nobody told me-- that I'd
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 27
I'm fine. Just get out, leave me alone!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 28
for months. What the hell have you been
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 29
Ugh! Or I get arrested and give birth
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 30
Uh, well enough to know you're down here wondering
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 31
hypertension, preeclampsia, Braxton-Hicks contractions,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 32
you. Blow me!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 33
Okay, um, thanks for your concern, and I don't know
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 34
They don't even dry them off!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 36
- Open this door! - Well, not now...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 37
punishable... Ow!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 38
Bac-Os on our prison salad. Besides, technically, Woodhouse
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 39
- Yes. - Between the FBI and a
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 40
- Why are you slowing down?! - Need... got to...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 41
leaving? They can't compel a husband and
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 42
- and held on, would you? - Ron, wait!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 43
Don't you dare! At the very least, I insist on a
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 44
- just once? - Ow! I was serious
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 45
- Well, this is great! - How?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 47
- back in there?! - Because I said so!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 48
Woodhouse, get away from the door!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 49
And you actually have no right to search this house.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 50
- Agent Holly. - Good, because I'll be

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 2
You know how strong she is. Might as well be green and
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 3
I learned it by watching you.
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 4
- Right? - We're not killing Pam!
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 5
- Ew! - Right?
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 6
Right? This place is like a Habitrail--
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 7
- pornos in my ancestral home?! - Ah, einige
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 8
- improved mind control chip. - Improved?
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 9
- Wait, what are we doing? - Stabbing science into
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 10
- famous. - I could be
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 11
- Nobody do anything! - Lana...
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 12
- woman said...! - Lana.
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 13
And, Krieger, I hope you have a lot more where this came from
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 14
Woodhouse, I swear to God, if you tell me lunch is four
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 15
Firm twelve.
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 16 #16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 17
cocaine in the kitchen-- can be lawfully seized as evidence.
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 18
I insist that you leave immediately, as you have entered
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 19
engaging in treason, espionage or anything else illegal.
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 20
- He's just a little boy. - But whatever is wrong
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 21
- quite interesting... - What... about... the
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 22
- idea? - I do not.
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 23
- That's a thing?! - How do you not know
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 24
- literally? - Seriously, dude, what is
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 25
torturing a woman? Hang on, ma'am!
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 26
but if we're doing a new thing and nobody told me-- that I'd
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 27
I'm fine. Just get out, leave me alone!
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 28
for months. What the hell have you been
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 29
Ugh! Or I get arrested and give birth
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 30
Uh, well enough to know you're down here wondering
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 31
hypertension, preeclampsia, Braxton-Hicks contractions,
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 32
you. Blow me!
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 33
Okay, um, thanks for your concern, and I don't know
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 34
They don't even dry them off!
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 35 #35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 36
- Open this door! - Well, not now...
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 37
punishable... Ow!
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 38
Bac-Os on our prison salad. Besides, technically, Woodhouse
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 39
- Yes. - Between the FBI and a
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 40
- Why are you slowing down?! - Need... got to...
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 41
leaving? They can't compel a husband and
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 42
- and held on, would you? - Ron, wait!
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 43
Don't you dare! At the very least, I insist on a
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 44
- just once? - Ow! I was serious
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 45
- Well, this is great! - How?!
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 46 #46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 47
- back in there?! - Because I said so!
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 48
Woodhouse, get away from the door!
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 49
And you actually have no right to search this house.
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 50
- Agent Holly. - Good, because I'll be
#50