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Season 5  "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"  5x8

Aired 10 years ago - Mar 17, 2014

Archer, Ray, and Cyril raft down a crocodile-filled river while Lana and Pam plan a spa day for Malory.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 1
...and then, by some other even bigger miracle, get us out of
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 2
And you didn't even take a moment?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 3
- Oh. sorry. - Do me! Do me, do me,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
record contract, and I think we should move on.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5
- elegance. - Well, have you tried
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6
- Archer... Archer... - Aw.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7
these fake wires in here that don't connect to any...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8
Um, okay, if Archer calls, I'll...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
seriously might be, like, nearing the end of her rope.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10
That crooked idiot, drunk murdering cop did!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
- a goddamn rope?! - I...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
What do you even think you're doing?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
Oh, man. Now give me the goddamn weapon.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
- Goddamn it. - I think it's a
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15
They eat everything! And fear is their bacon bits.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 16
I don't understand what you're say...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 17
- regular iced tea. - Yeah, this is a Long
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 18
We're not giving her cocaine.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
Getting shitty drunk on two different kinds of liquor,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20
wouldn't even enjoy...! Ow!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
Let's give an M-16 to a bunch of wild Indians!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 22
I didn't know in your scenario the indigenous people were
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 23
What? No. I can't go out like this.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 24
actually find this to be all that relaxing.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 25
- basin? - How should I know?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 26
- around me and set it on fire. - Why...?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27
Physically unchanged for 100 million years, because
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
For the night! ♪ Damn it, Ray!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
- Oh, my God! - Shoot it! Shoot it!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 30
No.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 31
- out. W-w-were you g-g-gonna
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 32
goddamn times, because I got drunk to cope with the fact I
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 33
- it. - Wait. What?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 34
- had ever seen before. - Wha?! When was that?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 35
- at? - Oh, my God, that's
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
What was that, Ray?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37
What's wrong is we're about to be on fire!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
What the hell are you...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 39
- F... - Forgive, yes.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
asshole, you could've killed us!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
Well, long-term, I was thinking home.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
- Cyril. - What if I need a gun?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43
guys. I think the spa day took her
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
we're talking about so... probably not.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45
Aha! See? That's what I resent.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46
Hey, do you think those guys are Doctors
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
the country, so we can either walk out-- which, no, no, we
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 48
So, Cyril, lock and load that stick.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 49
Manos arriba.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 50
Um...wait, what was it? Arriba! Goddamn it.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 2
And you didn't even take a moment?!
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 3
- Oh. sorry. - Do me! Do me, do me,
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
record contract, and I think we should move on.
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5
- elegance. - Well, have you tried
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6
- Archer... Archer... - Aw.
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7
these fake wires in here that don't connect to any...
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8
Um, okay, if Archer calls, I'll...
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
seriously might be, like, nearing the end of her rope.
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10
That crooked idiot, drunk murdering cop did!
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
- a goddamn rope?! - I...
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
What do you even think you're doing?
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
Oh, man. Now give me the goddamn weapon.
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
- Goddamn it. - I think it's a
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15
They eat everything! And fear is their bacon bits.
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 16
I don't understand what you're say...
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 17
- regular iced tea. - Yeah, this is a Long
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 18
We're not giving her cocaine.
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
Getting shitty drunk on two different kinds of liquor,
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20
wouldn't even enjoy...! Ow!
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
Let's give an M-16 to a bunch of wild Indians!
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 22
I didn't know in your scenario the indigenous people were
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 23
What? No. I can't go out like this.
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 24
actually find this to be all that relaxing.
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 25
- basin? - How should I know?
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 26
- around me and set it on fire. - Why...?
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27
Physically unchanged for 100 million years, because
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
For the night! ♪ Damn it, Ray!
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
- Oh, my God! - Shoot it! Shoot it!
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 30
No.
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 31
- out. W-w-were you g-g-gonna
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 32
goddamn times, because I got drunk to cope with the fact I
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 33
- it. - Wait. What?
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 34
- had ever seen before. - Wha?! When was that?!
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 35
- at? - Oh, my God, that's
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
What was that, Ray?!
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37
What's wrong is we're about to be on fire!
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
What the hell are you...
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 39
- F... - Forgive, yes.
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
asshole, you could've killed us!
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
Well, long-term, I was thinking home.
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
- Cyril. - What if I need a gun?
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43
guys. I think the spa day took her
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
we're talking about so... probably not.
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45
Aha! See? That's what I resent.
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46
Hey, do you think those guys are Doctors
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
the country, so we can either walk out-- which, no, no, we
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 48
So, Cyril, lock and load that stick.
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 49
Manos arriba.
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 50
Um...wait, what was it? Arriba! Goddamn it.
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