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Season 5  "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"  5x6

Aired 10 years ago - Mar 03, 2014

Archer decides to give Lana the perfect baby shower gift by forcing Kenny Loggins to sing a duet with Cherlene. Something something Danja Zown!

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 1
Yes, mum.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 2
- Krieger sells it all! - Before what?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 3
Ah... Or a lot of the other shit I do.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 4
U.S. dollars whenever we want. I call 'em Kriegerrands.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 5
Jesus,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 6
What's up her gigantic giant ass?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 7
- Um... - Pfft, you mean a
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 8
Cherlene, go pick or grin or something, and the rest of
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 9
up to you. Don't cock it up like you did
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 10
- Sir? - Here, here's...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 11
- O.D. on, bec... - Will do!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 12
Pam. Danger zone. ♪ Wait, wait, wait, no.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 13
- about it. - Because it kind of seems
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 14
Not without a pass you're not.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 15
That's what we field agents call... Hmm.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 16
some field craft. A, there's no way a superstar
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 17
access the computer terminal at reception, so just follow my
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 18
- touch! - Hands off Mr. Loggins!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 19
Holy shit zaps!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 21
games at the baby shower. There's Don't Drop the Baby, uh,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 22
- eyes until you are blind. - Goddamn, Shawshank.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 23
- Well... - But... Hush. I have a
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 24
birth cheese. I only had $200.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 25
sweet wigs and another $300 for Kenny Loggins' room number.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 26
I, uh... sold some artwork?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 27
Is there a Ruby? See if there's a Ruby.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 28
Now, I cannot stress this enough, Pam: follow my lead.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 29
Why do I pay you 20 grand a month?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 30
- order room service. - Sure, you did.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 31
to reevaluate this whole K-Log thing.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 32
I am open to blow jobs for money. I only got eight bucks on me,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 33
So you agree with Borgnar's pathetic little errand boy?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 34
Yeah, Ricky.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 35
- murder Kenny Loggins. - Wait, wait, wait, wait,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 36
Okay, that's just unacceptable. Pam, I'm going in!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 37
Tell Borgnar I'll see him in hell!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 38
Holy shit. What kind of colossal idiot
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 39
that thing? Why, yes, Archer, yes, I can.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 40
It's just a thing I do.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 41
no, don't, no, don't...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 42
- Ooh. - You
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 43
- So, Borgnar? The briefcase? - I don't know anyone
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 44
Is there some way I can make this all up to you?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 45
Although, that being said..
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 46
Ugh!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 47
And also, what the hell happened to you?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 48
to the danger zone ♪ I'll take
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 49
Well, I suppose me. And all of this.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 50
Pardon me, mum. This was delivered for

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 2
- Krieger sells it all! - Before what?
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 3
Ah... Or a lot of the other shit I do.
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 4
U.S. dollars whenever we want. I call 'em Kriegerrands.
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 5
Jesus,
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 6
What's up her gigantic giant ass?
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 7
- Um... - Pfft, you mean a
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 8
Cherlene, go pick or grin or something, and the rest of
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 9
up to you. Don't cock it up like you did
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 10
- Sir? - Here, here's...
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 11
- O.D. on, bec... - Will do!
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 12
Pam. Danger zone. ♪ Wait, wait, wait, no.
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 13
- about it. - Because it kind of seems
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 14
Not without a pass you're not.
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 15
That's what we field agents call... Hmm.
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 16
some field craft. A, there's no way a superstar
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 17
access the computer terminal at reception, so just follow my
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 18
- touch! - Hands off Mr. Loggins!
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 19
Holy shit zaps!
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 20 #20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 21
games at the baby shower. There's Don't Drop the Baby, uh,
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 22
- eyes until you are blind. - Goddamn, Shawshank.
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 23
- Well... - But... Hush. I have a
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 24
birth cheese. I only had $200.
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 25
sweet wigs and another $300 for Kenny Loggins' room number.
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 26
I, uh... sold some artwork?
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 27
Is there a Ruby? See if there's a Ruby.
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 28
Now, I cannot stress this enough, Pam: follow my lead.
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 29
Why do I pay you 20 grand a month?
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 30
- order room service. - Sure, you did.
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 31
to reevaluate this whole K-Log thing.
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 32
I am open to blow jobs for money. I only got eight bucks on me,
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 33
So you agree with Borgnar's pathetic little errand boy?
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 34
Yeah, Ricky.
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 35
- murder Kenny Loggins. - Wait, wait, wait, wait,
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 36
Okay, that's just unacceptable. Pam, I'm going in!
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 37
Tell Borgnar I'll see him in hell!
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 38
Holy shit. What kind of colossal idiot
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 39
that thing? Why, yes, Archer, yes, I can.
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 40
It's just a thing I do.
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 41
no, don't, no, don't...
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 42
- Ooh. - You
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 43
- So, Borgnar? The briefcase? - I don't know anyone
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 44
Is there some way I can make this all up to you?
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 45
Although, that being said..
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 46
Ugh!
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 47
And also, what the hell happened to you?
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 48
to the danger zone ♪ I'll take
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 49
Well, I suppose me. And all of this.
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 6 (S05E06) - 50
Pardon me, mum. This was delivered for
#50