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Season 5  "Archer Vice: House Call"  5x4

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 03, 2014

Archer has to stage an intervention for Pam that gets derailed by an unwanted guest.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 1
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 2
You know how strong she is. Might as well be green and
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 3
I learned it by watching you.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 4
- Right? - We're not killing Pam!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 5
- Ew! - Right?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 6
Right? This place is like a Habitrail--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 7
- pornos in my ancestral home?! - Ah, einige
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 8
- improved mind control chip. - Improved?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 9
- Wait, what are we doing? - Stabbing science into
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 10
- famous. - I could be
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 11
- Nobody do anything! - Lana...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 12
- woman said...! - Lana.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 13
And, Krieger, I hope you have a lot more where this came from
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 14
Woodhouse, I swear to God, if you tell me lunch is four
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 15
Firm twelve.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 17
cocaine in the kitchen-- can be lawfully seized as evidence.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 18
I insist that you leave immediately, as you have entered
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 19
engaging in treason, espionage or anything else illegal.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 20
- He's just a little boy. - But whatever is wrong
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 21
- quite interesting... - What... about... the
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 22
- idea? - I do not.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 23
- That's a thing?! - How do you not know
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 24
- literally? - Seriously, dude, what is
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 25
torturing a woman? Hang on, ma'am!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 26
but if we're doing a new thing and nobody told me-- that I'd
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 27
I'm fine. Just get out, leave me alone!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 28
for months. What the hell have you been
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 29
Ugh! Or I get arrested and give birth
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 30
Uh, well enough to know you're down here wondering
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 31
hypertension, preeclampsia, Braxton-Hicks contractions,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 32
you. Blow me!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 33
Okay, um, thanks for your concern, and I don't know
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 34
They don't even dry them off!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 36
- Open this door! - Well, not now...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 37
punishable... Ow!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 38
Bac-Os on our prison salad. Besides, technically, Woodhouse
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 39
- Yes. - Between the FBI and a
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 40
- Why are you slowing down?! - Need... got to...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 41
leaving? They can't compel a husband and
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 42
- and held on, would you? - Ron, wait!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 43
Don't you dare! At the very least, I insist on a
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 44
- just once? - Ow! I was serious
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 45
- Well, this is great! - How?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 47
- back in there?! - Because I said so!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 48
Woodhouse, get away from the door!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 49
And you actually have no right to search this house.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 50
- Agent Holly. - Good, because I'll be

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 2
You know how strong she is. Might as well be green and
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 3
I learned it by watching you.
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 4
- Right? - We're not killing Pam!
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 5
- Ew! - Right?
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 6
Right? This place is like a Habitrail--
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 7
- pornos in my ancestral home?! - Ah, einige
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 8
- improved mind control chip. - Improved?
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 9
- Wait, what are we doing? - Stabbing science into
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 10
- famous. - I could be
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 11
- Nobody do anything! - Lana...
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 12
- woman said...! - Lana.
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 13
And, Krieger, I hope you have a lot more where this came from
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 14
Woodhouse, I swear to God, if you tell me lunch is four
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 15
Firm twelve.
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 16 #16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 17
cocaine in the kitchen-- can be lawfully seized as evidence.
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 18
I insist that you leave immediately, as you have entered
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 19
engaging in treason, espionage or anything else illegal.
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 20
- He's just a little boy. - But whatever is wrong
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 21
- quite interesting... - What... about... the
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 22
- idea? - I do not.
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 23
- That's a thing?! - How do you not know
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 24
- literally? - Seriously, dude, what is
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 25
torturing a woman? Hang on, ma'am!
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 26
but if we're doing a new thing and nobody told me-- that I'd
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 27
I'm fine. Just get out, leave me alone!
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 28
for months. What the hell have you been
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 29
Ugh! Or I get arrested and give birth
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 30
Uh, well enough to know you're down here wondering
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 31
hypertension, preeclampsia, Braxton-Hicks contractions,
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 32
you. Blow me!
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 33
Okay, um, thanks for your concern, and I don't know
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 34
They don't even dry them off!
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 35 #35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 36
- Open this door! - Well, not now...
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 37
punishable... Ow!
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 38
Bac-Os on our prison salad. Besides, technically, Woodhouse
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 39
- Yes. - Between the FBI and a
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 40
- Why are you slowing down?! - Need... got to...
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 41
leaving? They can't compel a husband and
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 42
- and held on, would you? - Ron, wait!
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 43
Don't you dare! At the very least, I insist on a
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 44
- just once? - Ow! I was serious
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 45
- Well, this is great! - How?!
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 46 #46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 47
- back in there?! - Because I said so!
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 48
Woodhouse, get away from the door!
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 49
And you actually have no right to search this house.
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 50
- Agent Holly. - Good, because I'll be
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