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Season 1  "Charlie Got Molested"  1x7

Aired 15 years ago - Sep 15, 2005

Charlie and Mac's old high school gym teacher is accused of molestation.

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The police are asking for more young men to come forward.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 3
I was cute. I was energetic. I was fun.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 4
- You're goin' to hell, dude. - Seriously.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 6
Come on, man. I need to talk to you guys. Go. Move. Go.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 7
Well, this confirms it. He definitely got molested.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 8
- So? - I had a minor, and I passed all mine.
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- That was good. I liked that one. - I felt good about it.
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- Did you just say "we"? - What?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 11
You guys cannot go to the police and say that he molested you.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 12
I don't know if you've been paying attention to the news recently...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 13
If you want in on the team, we could probably get a nice class-action suit going.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 14
- I'm gonna call the cops. - Oh, no, you won't, Charlie.
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we had in junior high molested us...
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We'd hate to have to put this whole thing on your shoulders.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 17
for someone like you, Charlie.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 18
get him liquored up and tell him, "We know you got molested."
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 19
- He was not. - Yes, he was.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 20
Whoa, whoa. Don't start throwing that word around like it's meaningless, okay?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 21
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 22
And they did it right in front of my kids too.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 23
Oh, and you know what, to tell you the truth?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 24
You know when you get real tight, like, right up in here in this area here?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 25
All right. L... Okay.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 26
- You just seem... - You know, um, I'm just distracted.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 27
What?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 28
You're playing a game for children, and it's not working.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 29
Guys, I have good news!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 30
Wow. That is good news.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 31
- What about the McPoyle brothers? - They were prime real estate.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 32
- I'm sure he didn't. - Yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 33
Look, I just want to say that I think this is a terrible approach.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 34
- Well, hello, Dennis! - Hi, Mrs. Kelly.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 36
Be strong for your little gingerbread man.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 37
So, what do you need from me?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 39
Hello, Charlie.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 40
Hello, Charles.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 41
and we thank you for that.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 42
But your friends have been helping us out...
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- I really think they bought it. - Oh, yeah. Definitely.
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So, Charlie...
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Okay. Uh, take a seat. Someone will be right with you.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 2
The police are asking for more young men to come forward.
#2
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 3
I was cute. I was energetic. I was fun.
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 4
- You're goin' to hell, dude. - Seriously.
#4
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Come on, man. I need to talk to you guys. Go. Move. Go.
#6
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 7
Well, this confirms it. He definitely got molested.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 8
- So? - I had a minor, and I passed all mine.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 9
- That was good. I liked that one. - I felt good about it.
#9
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- Did you just say "we"? - What?
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 11
You guys cannot go to the police and say that he molested you.
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 12
I don't know if you've been paying attention to the news recently...
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 13
If you want in on the team, we could probably get a nice class-action suit going.
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 14
- I'm gonna call the cops. - Oh, no, you won't, Charlie.
#14
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we had in junior high molested us...
#15
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We'd hate to have to put this whole thing on your shoulders.
#16
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for someone like you, Charlie.
#17
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get him liquored up and tell him, "We know you got molested."
#18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 19
- He was not. - Yes, he was.
#19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 20
Whoa, whoa. Don't start throwing that word around like it's meaningless, okay?
#20
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And they did it right in front of my kids too.
#22
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Oh, and you know what, to tell you the truth?
#23
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 24
You know when you get real tight, like, right up in here in this area here?
#24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 25
All right. L... Okay.
#25
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- You just seem... - You know, um, I'm just distracted.
#26
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What?
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 28
You're playing a game for children, and it's not working.
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 29
Guys, I have good news!
#29
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 30
Wow. That is good news.
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 31
- What about the McPoyle brothers? - They were prime real estate.
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 32
- I'm sure he didn't. - Yeah.
#32
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 33
Look, I just want to say that I think this is a terrible approach.
#33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 34
- Well, hello, Dennis! - Hi, Mrs. Kelly.
#34
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Be strong for your little gingerbread man.
#36
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So, what do you need from me?
#37
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Hello, Charlie.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 40
Hello, Charles.
#40
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and we thank you for that.
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 42
But your friends have been helping us out...
#42
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- I really think they bought it. - Oh, yeah. Definitely.
#47
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So, Charlie...
#48
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Okay. Uh, take a seat. Someone will be right with you.
#50