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Season 1  "Charlie Has Cancer"  1x4

Aired 15 years ago - Aug 23, 2005

After discovering that he might have cancer, Mac and Dennis attempt to find a woman who will sleep with Charlie. In the midst of their search, Mac falls in love with a transsexual he meets at the bar named Carmen. Overwhelmed by the extra workload that she had to take on since Charlie has taken a leave of absence, Dee tries to get Dennis to hire a recently out of work actress friend to help out.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 1
And we cried together, and I held him for a while...
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- Yeah. - No, no. That's not right at all.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 3
- No, not at all what I was saying actually. - No, no. Let's find...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 4
- The boxes? That's what Charlie does. - Charlie's job, yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 5
What we'll do is we'll find a girl for Charlie tonight in the bar.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 6
- Uh, they're at the velvet-rope clubs on Delaware Avenue. - Why?
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- Yeah, it shows. - You look like you work out too.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 8
- Yeah. Nice. - That's great, Mac.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 9
There's an unmistakable bulge of a large penis in those jeans.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 10
Really? You think so?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 11
- Okay. - Yeah.
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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 13
- Yeah. - Cool. That's very cool.
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Dennis, I don't have time to talk to you about this.
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You know what I mean? That's what that symbolizes.
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First of all, I don't have time since, apparently...
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- What? - She gets to punch you in the face.
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That sucks because if Sweet Dee's out, we need to find another girl quickly.
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is to shake it.
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But you won't be seeing me in class anymore.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 24
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- Really? - Mm-hmm. Except for Charlie and the whole cancer thing.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 26
and interview with you, so you could see if you liked her.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 28
What are you guys, uh... What are you doin'?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 29
- It was nice to see you. - It was good to see you.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 30
- She's gettin' it removed. - So what?
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I'm gonna march up to that waitress, tell her that he has cancer. All right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 33
- Yeah. - That's so sad.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 34
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- What... What are we gonna do? - Don't worry. I got a plan.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 36
- 250. - Deal.
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You poor baby. I'll be right down.
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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 40
- Um... - Hello.
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who moved to the big city with big dreams...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 42
Of course you do.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 43
Oh, you know what? This is so you. I tell you I need some help behind the bar.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 44
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It totally worked. It totally... I don't know what you said, but we went out on this date.
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Mom, I'm telling you, this girl's amazing.
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- Dude, isn't that a hate crime? - Shit, yeah, it's a hate crime!
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Now I'm gonna have to go into remission or something so they don't think I was lying.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 4 (S01E04) - 50
- You are a bad guy! You lied to us. - All right, look at this.

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- Yeah. - No, no. That's not right at all.
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- No, not at all what I was saying actually. - No, no. Let's find...
#3
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- The boxes? That's what Charlie does. - Charlie's job, yeah.
#4
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What we'll do is we'll find a girl for Charlie tonight in the bar.
#5
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- Uh, they're at the velvet-rope clubs on Delaware Avenue. - Why?
#6
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- Yeah, it shows. - You look like you work out too.
#7
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- Yeah. Nice. - That's great, Mac.
#8
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There's an unmistakable bulge of a large penis in those jeans.
#9
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Really? You think so?
#10
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- Okay. - Yeah.
#11
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- Yeah. - Cool. That's very cool.
#13
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Dennis, I don't have time to talk to you about this.
#14
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You know what I mean? That's what that symbolizes.
#15
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First of all, I don't have time since, apparently...
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- What? - She gets to punch you in the face.
#19
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That sucks because if Sweet Dee's out, we need to find another girl quickly.
#20
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is to shake it.
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But you won't be seeing me in class anymore.
#23
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- Really? - Mm-hmm. Except for Charlie and the whole cancer thing.
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and interview with you, so you could see if you liked her.
#26
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What are you guys, uh... What are you doin'?
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- It was nice to see you. - It was good to see you.
#29
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- She's gettin' it removed. - So what?
#30
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I'm gonna march up to that waitress, tell her that he has cancer. All right?
#32
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- Yeah. - That's so sad.
#33
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- What... What are we gonna do? - Don't worry. I got a plan.
#35
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- 250. - Deal.
#36
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You poor baby. I'll be right down.
#37
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- Um... - Hello.
#40
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who moved to the big city with big dreams...
#41
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Of course you do.
#42
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Oh, you know what? This is so you. I tell you I need some help behind the bar.
#43
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It totally worked. It totally... I don't know what you said, but we went out on this date.
#45
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Mom, I'm telling you, this girl's amazing.
#47
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- Dude, isn't that a hate crime? - Shit, yeah, it's a hate crime!
#48
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Now I'm gonna have to go into remission or something so they don't think I was lying.
#49
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- You are a bad guy! You lied to us. - All right, look at this.
#50