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Season 1  "Charlie Wants an Abortion"  1x2

Aired 18 years ago - Aug 11, 2005

A girl from Charlie's past reveals they have a child together. Mac sees the benefits in being a pro-life advocate, while Dennis uses an abortion rally to meet women.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 1
- I remember Stacy Corvelli. She was a slut. - You're right. You're right.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 2
- Hi. Hey, Charlie. - Hi.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 3
- I brought him along. - Yeah.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 4
Uh, Tommy, come on in here, Son!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
- Right off the bat with the... - Yeah.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
- Wanna go to the park, Tommy? - I don't care.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 7
- Why? - 'Cause he's gonna help us figure something very important out.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
My friend's gettin' a... blood test.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
You know what? Let me consult some of this free literature...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
- It's a little game he plays. - No, let... let me answer the question.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12
And I was wondering if you could help me out with some information.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 13
On the display back by the water cooler.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
Well, I'm ready to kick somebody's ass, I'll tell you what. I hate those bastards.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15
They should be alive, and they should be loved.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 16
You've gotta get that blood test, dude.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 17
- You wanna go to the mall? - I wanna go to the mall!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 18
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 19
- I don't say anything. - You still have to buy me a toy!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 20
- No, dude. - You've been in love with this girl forever.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21
Then we can grab him if you like him, okay?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 22
Oh.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 23
That's Charlie's little brother.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 24
- Right. - Saturday?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 25
He loves Mexicans.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 27
Oh, well, you know. I mean, if you really wanna see hard-core...
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 28
- So you really had a good time, huh? - Yeah. We had a blast.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
- Goddamn it! - I'm sorry. Is everything all right?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30
What else? I thought I could find him a better role model than that piece of shit!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 31
- Hey, Mac. Where you been? - Oh, I don't know. Saving humanity.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
- Whatever, dude. - You know, that's the problem with you antiabortionists.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 33
I met a girl at one of these organizations who is a freak.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 34
I don't really have any convictions.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 35
or the one that's run by the religious right?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 36
Well, today is probably the best chance I'm ever gonna have of hooking up with this girl.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 37
Wrong key.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 38
You know what? Uh, give me a second here.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 41
- Thanks. - Yeah. Where do I sign?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 42
You know what? I think all these chicks are gay.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 43
Uh, look, man, there's no talent over here. What's the deal over there?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 44
Hey, Sis. I'm gonna jet.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 46
- I don't think... - Hey, it's okay. These people deserve this.
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 47
Oh. Hey, Dennis! How's the action over there, buddy?
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 48
Stop! Stop! Stop!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 49
- Megan, wait, wait, wait! - Stop talking to me!
 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 50
I just had to know for sure.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 2
- Hi. Hey, Charlie. - Hi.
#2 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 3
- I brought him along. - Yeah.
#3 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 4
Uh, Tommy, come on in here, Son!
#4 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
- Right off the bat with the... - Yeah.
#5 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
- Wanna go to the park, Tommy? - I don't care.
#6 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 7
- Why? - 'Cause he's gonna help us figure something very important out.
#7 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
My friend's gettin' a... blood test.
#8 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
You know what? Let me consult some of this free literature...
#9 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
- It's a little game he plays. - No, let... let me answer the question.
#10 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11 #11 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12
And I was wondering if you could help me out with some information.
#12 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 13
On the display back by the water cooler.
#13 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
Well, I'm ready to kick somebody's ass, I'll tell you what. I hate those bastards.
#14 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15
They should be alive, and they should be loved.
#15 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 16
You've gotta get that blood test, dude.
#16 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 17
- You wanna go to the mall? - I wanna go to the mall!
#17 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 18 #18 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 19
- I don't say anything. - You still have to buy me a toy!
#19 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 20
- No, dude. - You've been in love with this girl forever.
#20 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21
Then we can grab him if you like him, okay?
#21 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 22
Oh.
#22 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 23
That's Charlie's little brother.
#23 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 24
- Right. - Saturday?
#24 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 25
He loves Mexicans.
#25 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26 #26 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 27
Oh, well, you know. I mean, if you really wanna see hard-core...
#27 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 28
- So you really had a good time, huh? - Yeah. We had a blast.
#28 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
- Goddamn it! - I'm sorry. Is everything all right?
#29 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30
What else? I thought I could find him a better role model than that piece of shit!
#30 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 31
- Hey, Mac. Where you been? - Oh, I don't know. Saving humanity.
#31 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
- Whatever, dude. - You know, that's the problem with you antiabortionists.
#32 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 33
I met a girl at one of these organizations who is a freak.
#33 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 34
I don't really have any convictions.
#34 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 35
or the one that's run by the religious right?
#35 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 36
Well, today is probably the best chance I'm ever gonna have of hooking up with this girl.
#36 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 37
Wrong key.
#37 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 38
You know what? Uh, give me a second here.
#38 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 39 #39 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 40 #40 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 41
- Thanks. - Yeah. Where do I sign?
#41 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 42
You know what? I think all these chicks are gay.
#42 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 43
Uh, look, man, there's no talent over here. What's the deal over there?
#43 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 44
Hey, Sis. I'm gonna jet.
#44 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 45 #45 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 46
- I don't think... - Hey, it's okay. These people deserve this.
#46 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 47
Oh. Hey, Dennis! How's the action over there, buddy?
#47 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 48
Stop! Stop! Stop!
#48 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 49
- Megan, wait, wait, wait! - Stop talking to me!
#49 Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 50
I just had to know for sure.
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