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Season 1  "Charlie Wants an Abortion"  1x2

Aired 15 years ago - Aug 11, 2005

A girl from Charlie's past reveals they have a child together. Mac sees the benefits in being a pro-life advocate, while Dennis uses an abortion rally to meet women.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 1
- I remember Stacy Corvelli. She was a slut. - You're right. You're right.
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- Hi. Hey, Charlie. - Hi.
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- I brought him along. - Yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 4
Uh, Tommy, come on in here, Son!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
- Right off the bat with the... - Yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 6
- Wanna go to the park, Tommy? - I don't care.
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- Why? - 'Cause he's gonna help us figure something very important out.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
My friend's gettin' a... blood test.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
You know what? Let me consult some of this free literature...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 10
- It's a little game he plays. - No, let... let me answer the question.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 12
And I was wondering if you could help me out with some information.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 13
On the display back by the water cooler.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 14
Well, I'm ready to kick somebody's ass, I'll tell you what. I hate those bastards.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 15
They should be alive, and they should be loved.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 16
You've gotta get that blood test, dude.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 17
- You wanna go to the mall? - I wanna go to the mall!
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- I don't say anything. - You still have to buy me a toy!
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- No, dude. - You've been in love with this girl forever.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 21
Then we can grab him if you like him, okay?
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Oh.
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That's Charlie's little brother.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 24
- Right. - Saturday?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 25
He loves Mexicans.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 27
Oh, well, you know. I mean, if you really wanna see hard-core...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 28
- So you really had a good time, huh? - Yeah. We had a blast.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
- Goddamn it! - I'm sorry. Is everything all right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 30
What else? I thought I could find him a better role model than that piece of shit!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 31
- Hey, Mac. Where you been? - Oh, I don't know. Saving humanity.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 32
- Whatever, dude. - You know, that's the problem with you antiabortionists.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 33
I met a girl at one of these organizations who is a freak.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 34
I don't really have any convictions.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 35
or the one that's run by the religious right?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 36
Well, today is probably the best chance I'm ever gonna have of hooking up with this girl.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 37
Wrong key.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 38
You know what? Uh, give me a second here.
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- Thanks. - Yeah. Where do I sign?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 42
You know what? I think all these chicks are gay.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 43
Uh, look, man, there's no talent over here. What's the deal over there?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 44
Hey, Sis. I'm gonna jet.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 45
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- I don't think... - Hey, it's okay. These people deserve this.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 47
Oh. Hey, Dennis! How's the action over there, buddy?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 48
Stop! Stop! Stop!
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- Megan, wait, wait, wait! - Stop talking to me!
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I just had to know for sure.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 2
- Hi. Hey, Charlie. - Hi.
#2
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- I brought him along. - Yeah.
#3
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Uh, Tommy, come on in here, Son!
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 5
- Right off the bat with the... - Yeah.
#5
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- Wanna go to the park, Tommy? - I don't care.
#6
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- Why? - 'Cause he's gonna help us figure something very important out.
#7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 8
My friend's gettin' a... blood test.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 9
You know what? Let me consult some of this free literature...
#9
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- It's a little game he plays. - No, let... let me answer the question.
#10
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And I was wondering if you could help me out with some information.
#12
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On the display back by the water cooler.
#13
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Well, I'm ready to kick somebody's ass, I'll tell you what. I hate those bastards.
#14
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They should be alive, and they should be loved.
#15
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You've gotta get that blood test, dude.
#16
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- You wanna go to the mall? - I wanna go to the mall!
#17
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- I don't say anything. - You still have to buy me a toy!
#19
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- No, dude. - You've been in love with this girl forever.
#20
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Then we can grab him if you like him, okay?
#21
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Oh.
#22
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That's Charlie's little brother.
#23
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- Right. - Saturday?
#24
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He loves Mexicans.
#25
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Oh, well, you know. I mean, if you really wanna see hard-core...
#27
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- So you really had a good time, huh? - Yeah. We had a blast.
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 29
- Goddamn it! - I'm sorry. Is everything all right?
#29
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What else? I thought I could find him a better role model than that piece of shit!
#30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 31
- Hey, Mac. Where you been? - Oh, I don't know. Saving humanity.
#31
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- Whatever, dude. - You know, that's the problem with you antiabortionists.
#32
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I met a girl at one of these organizations who is a freak.
#33
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I don't really have any convictions.
#34
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or the one that's run by the religious right?
#35
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Well, today is probably the best chance I'm ever gonna have of hooking up with this girl.
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 37
Wrong key.
#37
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You know what? Uh, give me a second here.
#38
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- Thanks. - Yeah. Where do I sign?
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 42
You know what? I think all these chicks are gay.
#42
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Uh, look, man, there's no talent over here. What's the deal over there?
#43
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Hey, Sis. I'm gonna jet.
#44
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- I don't think... - Hey, it's okay. These people deserve this.
#46
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Oh. Hey, Dennis! How's the action over there, buddy?
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 2 (S01E02) - 48
Stop! Stop! Stop!
#48
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- Megan, wait, wait, wait! - Stop talking to me!
#49
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I just had to know for sure.
#50