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Season 1  "Underage Drinking: A National Concern"  1x3

Aired 15 years ago - Aug 18, 2005

After reminiscing about high school, the guys conclude that it would be a public service if they allowed teens to drink in the bar, thus providing a safe and controlled environment for teens to party. Feeling that she missed out on a lot as a teenager due to having to wear a brace for her scoliosis, Dee begins dating a high school jock.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 1
- You know, experiment. - No. I don't like where this is heading.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
Listen, we water down the drinks, jack up the prices.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 3
I'm perfectly aware of what time it is. Thank you, Mom.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
Mm-hmm. All right. Yeah, you too. Bye.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
You know what? I don't think I should be talking with you.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
but I was wondering if you wanted to meet me and my friends at Lemon Hill afterwards.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 7
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 8
Of course they are. They haven't realized how much life sucks yet.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
Mac was very popular. And I like to think I was pretty popular myself.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
You better keep it in the pants, 'cause it's kind of creepy.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
- Oh. He's getting sad now. - Oh, no.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
It was a really bad breakup.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
Oh! Thank you.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
You are so sweet.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 15
I am cuttin' 'em off. These kids haven't had more than three drinks each.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 16
- I'm sorry. - All right, beat it!
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 17
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 18
- Then take a hike. - Doesn't seem to bother your sister.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 19
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 20
He went through a really bad breakup, and he just needed me to be there for him.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 21
Oh, my God. You're as delusional as Mac and Charlie.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 22
- Something's happening. - Nothing's gonna happen.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 23
Yeah. Okay.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 24
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 25
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 26
Listen, it's one thing at the bar, you know, where we have control over you guys.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
Who wants to do a keg stand?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
Yeah, well, I don't think your friends like me that much.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
- Hey, Dee. - Hi, guys.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 30
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 31
Um, he's so full of shit.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
How I embarrassed your boyfriend in front of everybody? You like that?
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 33
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 34
Trey asked me to prom last night. This is getting really weird.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 35
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 36
Okay. You can either take me to the prom...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
- Oh, no. Somebody's jealous. - I'm not jealous. I just think it's dangerous.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
Yeah. This girl comes over to my house...
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
- Are you going? - Yeah. I have to.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
Because Sara told me that Maureen told her that Regina McGinley thought you were cute.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
Hey, we should have a pre-prom party.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
Wow. You look... You look... Yeah.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43
So I stayed home and cried instead.
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You assholes aren't gonna be the only ones having fun. I'm going to the prom.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45
Hello. Excuse me, Mac. My date has arrived.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
I know! Like a princess.
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- Why not? - You weren't invited and you don't have a date.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
Wait a second. You guys called me creepy for liking young chicks.
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- Do ya? - Mm-hmm.
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
- Tammy, what are you doing here? - I'm picking up my date.

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Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 2
Listen, we water down the drinks, jack up the prices.
#2
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I'm perfectly aware of what time it is. Thank you, Mom.
#3
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 4
Mm-hmm. All right. Yeah, you too. Bye.
#4
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 5
You know what? I don't think I should be talking with you.
#5
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 6
but I was wondering if you wanted to meet me and my friends at Lemon Hill afterwards.
#6
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Of course they are. They haven't realized how much life sucks yet.
#8
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 9
Mac was very popular. And I like to think I was pretty popular myself.
#9
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 10
You better keep it in the pants, 'cause it's kind of creepy.
#10
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 11
- Oh. He's getting sad now. - Oh, no.
#11
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 12
It was a really bad breakup.
#12
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 13
Oh! Thank you.
#13
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 14
You are so sweet.
#14
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I am cuttin' 'em off. These kids haven't had more than three drinks each.
#15
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- I'm sorry. - All right, beat it!
#16
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- Then take a hike. - Doesn't seem to bother your sister.
#18
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He went through a really bad breakup, and he just needed me to be there for him.
#20
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Oh, my God. You're as delusional as Mac and Charlie.
#21
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- Something's happening. - Nothing's gonna happen.
#22
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Yeah. Okay.
#23
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Listen, it's one thing at the bar, you know, where we have control over you guys.
#26
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 27
Who wants to do a keg stand?
#27
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 28
Yeah, well, I don't think your friends like me that much.
#28
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 29
- Hey, Dee. - Hi, guys.
#29
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Um, he's so full of shit.
#31
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 32
How I embarrassed your boyfriend in front of everybody? You like that?
#32
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Trey asked me to prom last night. This is getting really weird.
#34
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Okay. You can either take me to the prom...
#36
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 37
- Oh, no. Somebody's jealous. - I'm not jealous. I just think it's dangerous.
#37
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 38
Yeah. This girl comes over to my house...
#38
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 39
- Are you going? - Yeah. I have to.
#39
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 40
Because Sara told me that Maureen told her that Regina McGinley thought you were cute.
#40
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 41
Hey, we should have a pre-prom party.
#41
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 42
Wow. You look... You look... Yeah.
#42
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 43
So I stayed home and cried instead.
#43
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 44
You assholes aren't gonna be the only ones having fun. I'm going to the prom.
#44
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 45
Hello. Excuse me, Mac. My date has arrived.
#45
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 46
I know! Like a princess.
#46
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 47
- Why not? - You weren't invited and you don't have a date.
#47
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 48
Wait a second. You guys called me creepy for liking young chicks.
#48
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 49
- Do ya? - Mm-hmm.
#49
Recap of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 1 Episode 3 (S01E03) - 50
- Tammy, what are you doing here? - I'm picking up my date.
#50