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Season 8  "My Absence"  8x9

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 10, 2009

J.D. manages to still bother Dr. Cox despite being away on a vacation from the hospital. Meanwhile, Turk and Carla have some big news to announce.

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- What's that? - I'm pregnant.
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he's not coming in tomorrow. Which, by the way, is my day off.
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Well, I wasn't. Because when I say something is between us as a couple,
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 7
- Have the internal... - Test results... The bleeding and...
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- You... - J.D.: Turk! I'm so excited for you.
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J.D.: Elliot! Take me off speaker!
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See, the thing is, his sister just called from London,
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 12
Sunshine, I have neither the inclination nor the time
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Actually, yeah, Dr. Cox is here.
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 14
Thank you, Dr. Appropriate.
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Plus, I have forgotten more about medicine
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I like her. She's got girl balls.
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I didn't hear it all, but that sounded harsh.
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It's not that big a deal.
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apparently I've done a real number on my sperm.
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Hey, Nurse Espinosa, Carla. Look, I know you're not working tonight,
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 21
So. Can you stay and help me out tonight?
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 22
Oh, God, here it comes.
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 23
but it's off now and the weight's still there.
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Hey, Dr. Turk. What are you working on?
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 25
- Hey. - How's it going?
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I mean, your soul mate's gone, and your body just gives up.
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 29
Well, that's just some quality crap you're spewing there.
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Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 32
What gives you the right to give me a hard time?
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 33
Okay, first of all, he's not an eggplant. He's a potato.
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 34
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 35
when he seized while I was injecting him with dopamine.
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Kelso's right. J.D.'s gone and I'm miserable.
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 37
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 38
procreate a family of your own
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You'll be a dad First time, first time!
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 40
When Izzy's 15 and she's trying to decide
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 41
every time your husband does something stupid,
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Although, once she had a nightmare that the coma patient woke up
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J.D.: Fine. You sound upset. What's wrong?
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when I heard about Izzy. I'm an idiot.
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And if I do, it probably won't have
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I know. We had a great ride. Still friends?
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The Gooch does not like being lied to.
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And even then, if it happens in a funny way, like my cousin, who,
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and interns who want to save the world.

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- What's that? - I'm pregnant.
#2
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he's not coming in tomorrow. Which, by the way, is my day off.
#4
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Well, I wasn't. Because when I say something is between us as a couple,
#6
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- Have the internal... - Test results... The bleeding and...
#7
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- You... - J.D.: Turk! I'm so excited for you.
#9
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J.D.: Elliot! Take me off speaker!
#10
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See, the thing is, his sister just called from London,
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 12
Sunshine, I have neither the inclination nor the time
#12
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Actually, yeah, Dr. Cox is here.
#13
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Thank you, Dr. Appropriate.
#14
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Plus, I have forgotten more about medicine
#15
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I like her. She's got girl balls.
#16
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I didn't hear it all, but that sounded harsh.
#17
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It's not that big a deal.
#18
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apparently I've done a real number on my sperm.
#19
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Hey, Nurse Espinosa, Carla. Look, I know you're not working tonight,
#20
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So. Can you stay and help me out tonight?
#21
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Oh, God, here it comes.
#22
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but it's off now and the weight's still there.
#23
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Hey, Dr. Turk. What are you working on?
#24
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- Hey. - How's it going?
#25
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I mean, your soul mate's gone, and your body just gives up.
#28
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Well, that's just some quality crap you're spewing there.
#29
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What gives you the right to give me a hard time?
#32
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Okay, first of all, he's not an eggplant. He's a potato.
#33
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when he seized while I was injecting him with dopamine.
#35
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Kelso's right. J.D.'s gone and I'm miserable.
#36
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procreate a family of your own
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 39
You'll be a dad First time, first time!
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 40
When Izzy's 15 and she's trying to decide
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 41
every time your husband does something stupid,
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 42
Although, once she had a nightmare that the coma patient woke up
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 43
J.D.: Fine. You sound upset. What's wrong?
#43
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when I heard about Izzy. I'm an idiot.
#45
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And if I do, it probably won't have
#46
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I know. We had a great ride. Still friends?
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 48
The Gooch does not like being lied to.
#48
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 9 (S08E09) - 49
And even then, if it happens in a funny way, like my cousin, who,
#49
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and interns who want to save the world.
#50