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Season 8  "My Cuz"  8x16

Aired 15 years ago - Apr 22, 2009

Things get weird for J.D. when he discovers the identity of Kim's new man as he plans to reach out to her in order to move closer to Sam. Meanwhile, Turk starts a campaign for a promotion.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 1
Had you pay for our meals, got you into a couple bar fights.
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Did someone introduce you?
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Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 6
See you then.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 7
that knows why things that seem the same are actually very different.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 8
but no one stitches an orange faster than me. No one.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 9
- I heard you were looking for me. - Yes.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 10
you compel me to consult with the Decision Committee.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 11
Sorry, there, I did everything possible. Strength.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 12
so order me forty cc's of...
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 13
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 14
You said it too. He said "good."
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 15
Am I gonna have a office this fancy when I'm the Chief of Surgery?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 16
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- No. - Okay.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 19
You ready to do this?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 20
I have sex with him in the car in front of a random creepy bicyclist
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 21
chatting about which one of us is better in bed.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 22
- "Mr. Peep Tries on Hats." - Love that one.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 23
Look at you.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 24
therefore, we're wiener cousins.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 25
Okay.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 26
Sir, are you okay?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 27
So why don't you go get a cup of water to relax and we'll try it again?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 28
The Grapes of... The Grapes of Wrath!
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 29
- There's Sammy. - Hey.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 30
Mmm-hmm.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 31
J.D.: Still, nothing really matters as long as you know in your heart
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 32
- What was that? - Don't worry about it.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 33
Hey, buddy.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 34
- I told her the good news. - It's not happening.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 35
I know you don't wanna give me the job.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 36
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 37
That was 20 years ago, but I'll honor the code.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 38
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 39
Oh, good, someone already gave him the shot.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 40
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Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 42
Look, after my parents divorced, my dad really wasn't around for me.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 43
- Thanks, man. - I'm not talking to you, Sean.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 44
And you, just give Turk the job already. He's a natural leader.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 45
Turkleton, hands down.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 46
Don't puke on me, Bob.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 47
Seriously, how do you come up with so many?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 48
bright lights, temperature, new smells.
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Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 50
But you know what I realized when I was treating myself?

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Did someone introduce you?
#4 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 5 #5 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 6
See you then.
#6 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 7
that knows why things that seem the same are actually very different.
#7 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 8
but no one stitches an orange faster than me. No one.
#8 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 9
- I heard you were looking for me. - Yes.
#9 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 10
you compel me to consult with the Decision Committee.
#10 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 11
Sorry, there, I did everything possible. Strength.
#11 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 12
so order me forty cc's of...
#12 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 13 #13 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 14
You said it too. He said "good."
#14 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 15
Am I gonna have a office this fancy when I'm the Chief of Surgery?
#15 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 16 #16 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 17 #17 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 18
- No. - Okay.
#18 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 19
You ready to do this?
#19 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 20
I have sex with him in the car in front of a random creepy bicyclist
#20 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 21
chatting about which one of us is better in bed.
#21 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 22
- "Mr. Peep Tries on Hats." - Love that one.
#22 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 23
Look at you.
#23 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 24
therefore, we're wiener cousins.
#24 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 25
Okay.
#25 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 26
Sir, are you okay?
#26 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 27
So why don't you go get a cup of water to relax and we'll try it again?
#27 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 28
The Grapes of... The Grapes of Wrath!
#28 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 29
- There's Sammy. - Hey.
#29 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 30
Mmm-hmm.
#30 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 31
J.D.: Still, nothing really matters as long as you know in your heart
#31 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 32
- What was that? - Don't worry about it.
#32 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 33
Hey, buddy.
#33 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 34
- I told her the good news. - It's not happening.
#34 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 35
I know you don't wanna give me the job.
#35 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 36 #36 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 37
That was 20 years ago, but I'll honor the code.
#37 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 38 #38 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 39
Oh, good, someone already gave him the shot.
#39 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 40 #40 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 41 #41 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 42
Look, after my parents divorced, my dad really wasn't around for me.
#42 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 43
- Thanks, man. - I'm not talking to you, Sean.
#43 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 44
And you, just give Turk the job already. He's a natural leader.
#44 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 45
Turkleton, hands down.
#45 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 46
Don't puke on me, Bob.
#46 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 47
Seriously, how do you come up with so many?
#47 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 48
bright lights, temperature, new smells.
#48 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 49 #49 Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 16 (S08E16) - 50
But you know what I realized when I was treating myself?
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