S8 E5
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Season 8  "My ABC's"  8x5

Aired 11 years ago - Jan 27, 2009

Featuring a special appearance from Sesame Workshop's "Muppets", J.D. learns a lesson about the gift of compassion, while Elliot gets scammed by intern Katie to secure a spot on Turk's team.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 1
Thoughts on the beard?
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I'm going with Katie because she's not a jerk anymore.
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Elliot, why?
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still I really want you to be yourself around me.
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so I wouldn't dare threaten all the male teachers
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Mine are so far up my butt right now I can taste them in my throat.
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Dr. Cox, I just wanted to tell you I really enjoyed rounds this morning
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 8
Great.
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 9
Well, not literally screwed. I mean, yes, later, we did it,
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 10
Dr. Cox. Got those test results for you, man.
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 11
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and his last chest-scan showed no new lesions. So...
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Hopefully this is just a minor infection right now.
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Denise, call me J.D. Dr. Dorian's my father.
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And you've only got it on two percent of your body.
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Come on, buddy, let's go.
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this oncologist asked me to assist him with his research
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But had he not been a perv, it would still haunt me.
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- Did he say "back in the dizzay"? - No.
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And where'd you get that psychobabble?
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 22
Oh, my God. Is that a picture of a poo?
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Sure, no problem.
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J.D.: As a doctor, you can spend as much time and energy
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Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 27
Damn it.
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and his lungs are covered with lesions. He doesn't have a lot of time.
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I think I see what the problem is.
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 30
I told my intern, Jo, our patient was dying,
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 31
and then say that was for Elliot and then just roll over and go to sleep.
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 32
- No sex for Turk tonight. - Done.
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and the urge to become a master criminal.
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That guy. See that look he shot us, like he's so much better than we are?
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He's even worse than the other guy.
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is just gonna prolong the inevitable and eventually cause him more pain.
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An intern shouldn't have to convince a wife to let her husband die.
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- Thank you. - Yeah.
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What the hell did I do to you?
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Carla and a lovely woman by the name of Margaret.
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- Blow it up, girl. - Yes!
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He's dying?
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but by the end of the night he won't be able to breathe on his own.
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Look, here's the deal.
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we're still not gonna slow down his cancer.
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I'm going with Katie because she's not a jerk anymore.
#2
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Elliot, why?
#3
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still I really want you to be yourself around me.
#4
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so I wouldn't dare threaten all the male teachers
#5
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Mine are so far up my butt right now I can taste them in my throat.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 7
Dr. Cox, I just wanted to tell you I really enjoyed rounds this morning
#7
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Great.
#8
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Well, not literally screwed. I mean, yes, later, we did it,
#9
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Dr. Cox. Got those test results for you, man.
#10
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and his last chest-scan showed no new lesions. So...
#12
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Hopefully this is just a minor infection right now.
#13
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Denise, call me J.D. Dr. Dorian's my father.
#14
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And you've only got it on two percent of your body.
#16
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Come on, buddy, let's go.
#17
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this oncologist asked me to assist him with his research
#18
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But had he not been a perv, it would still haunt me.
#19
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- Did he say "back in the dizzay"? - No.
#20
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And where'd you get that psychobabble?
#21
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Oh, my God. Is that a picture of a poo?
#22
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Sure, no problem.
#24
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J.D.: As a doctor, you can spend as much time and energy
#25
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Damn it.
#27
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and his lungs are covered with lesions. He doesn't have a lot of time.
#28
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I think I see what the problem is.
#29
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I told my intern, Jo, our patient was dying,
#30
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and then say that was for Elliot and then just roll over and go to sleep.
#31
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 32
- No sex for Turk tonight. - Done.
#32
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and the urge to become a master criminal.
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 34
That guy. See that look he shot us, like he's so much better than we are?
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 35
He's even worse than the other guy.
#35
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is just gonna prolong the inevitable and eventually cause him more pain.
#36
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An intern shouldn't have to convince a wife to let her husband die.
#37
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- Thank you. - Yeah.
#39
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What the hell did I do to you?
#40
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Carla and a lovely woman by the name of Margaret.
#41
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- Blow it up, girl. - Yes!
#43
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He's dying?
#45
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but by the end of the night he won't be able to breathe on his own.
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 47
Look, here's the deal.
#47
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we're still not gonna slow down his cancer.
#48
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