S7 E4
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Season 7  "My Identity Crisis"  7x4

Aired 16 years ago - Nov 15, 2007

Turk tries to assure a worried Carla that their daughter will acknowledge her Latin heritage. Meanwhile the Janitor challenges J.D. to identify everyone in the hospital, when it is discovered that he uses nicknames, because he doesn't know the people's actual names. If J.D. can't name all of them, he must take up the mop for a day. Elsewhere, Dr. Cox realizes that he is lonely without his wife and children.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 1
Why don't we go over this later? Thanks.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 2
I'm gonna leave you alone to celebrate.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 3
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 4
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Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 6
Good.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 7
just like her mommy used to do...
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 8
Well, the car's here. For some reason, it was a half an hour early.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 9
"Oh, Perry, I miss you so."
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 10
Bag! Bet you call me before I call you, you pathetic wuss.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 11
- Turk, he said no. - But you told me...
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 12
Why do you call them babies?
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 13
You just got yourself a new nickname, missy.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 14
My mother taught me how important my heritage is.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 15
with onions and sausage?
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 16
And now a gentle throat clear to let them know I'm ready to speak.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 17
There's nowhere else to sit so you can drop the scary stare.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 18
Ever since I broke off my engagement, I live all alone in that big, empty house.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 19
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 20
You see, I'm a lot of things.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 21
The one thing I'm not is lonely. Capisce?
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 22
But once you've heard it a few times, you're gonna love it.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 23
Well, she never told me her real name, but I like Lavernagain.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 24
Beard Mouth.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 25
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 26
I just wanted to tell you I've decided to stay here through the week.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 27
It only gets complicated
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 28
Interesting. Tell you what, when she gets back
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 29
Say, Ted, these are all just blank pieces of white paper.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 30
"everyone knows I'm a fraud and I have egg on my face" Dorian.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 31
Hey, the night before my anatomy final, I got drunk on peppermint schnapps
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 32
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 33
It's been a while. I can do it.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 34
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Perfect. Pretend you hate the nickname so it'll stick.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 36
or I'm going to shove every one of these Polaroids down your throat.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 37
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 38
I knew it. Look at how much you don't want to be alone.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 39
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 40
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 41
He didn't invent peanuts. He just thought up uses for them.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 42
I feel like I'm losing all connections to what makes me me, you know?
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 43
They think she's black, not half-black, half-Latina.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 44
That's just bad luck, baby.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 45
I'm sorry you had to see me like that.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 46
I really want to know
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 47
to your wife and kids?
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 48
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 49
Baby, all your ring tones are bachata music.
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 50
you're always gonna be a Latina with an upside down exclamation point.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 2
I'm gonna leave you alone to celebrate.
#2
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Good.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 7
just like her mommy used to do...
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 8
Well, the car's here. For some reason, it was a half an hour early.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 9
"Oh, Perry, I miss you so."
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 10
Bag! Bet you call me before I call you, you pathetic wuss.
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 11
- Turk, he said no. - But you told me...
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 12
Why do you call them babies?
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 13
You just got yourself a new nickname, missy.
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 14
My mother taught me how important my heritage is.
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 15
with onions and sausage?
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 16
And now a gentle throat clear to let them know I'm ready to speak.
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 17
There's nowhere else to sit so you can drop the scary stare.
#17
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 18
Ever since I broke off my engagement, I live all alone in that big, empty house.
#18
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You see, I'm a lot of things.
#20
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 21
The one thing I'm not is lonely. Capisce?
#21
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 22
But once you've heard it a few times, you're gonna love it.
#22
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 23
Well, she never told me her real name, but I like Lavernagain.
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 24
Beard Mouth.
#24
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I just wanted to tell you I've decided to stay here through the week.
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 27
It only gets complicated
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 28
Interesting. Tell you what, when she gets back
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 29
Say, Ted, these are all just blank pieces of white paper.
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 30
"everyone knows I'm a fraud and I have egg on my face" Dorian.
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 31
Hey, the night before my anatomy final, I got drunk on peppermint schnapps
#31
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It's been a while. I can do it.
#33
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Perfect. Pretend you hate the nickname so it'll stick.
#35
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or I'm going to shove every one of these Polaroids down your throat.
#36
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I knew it. Look at how much you don't want to be alone.
#38
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He didn't invent peanuts. He just thought up uses for them.
#41
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I feel like I'm losing all connections to what makes me me, you know?
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 43
They think she's black, not half-black, half-Latina.
#43
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 44
That's just bad luck, baby.
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 45
I'm sorry you had to see me like that.
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 46
I really want to know
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 7 Episode 4 (S07E04) - 47
to your wife and kids?
#47
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Baby, all your ring tones are bachata music.
#49
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you're always gonna be a Latina with an upside down exclamation point.
#50