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Season 9  "No Questions Asked"  9x7

Aired 5 years ago - Oct 28, 2013

When Daphne sends a troubling text message to Lily, Marshall enlists the gang’s help to remove the message while enforcing the “No Questions Asked” rule.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 1
We saw it fly out the neck hole.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 2
He brings with him the icy chill of death.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 3
Now, if there is anything wrong with your room
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 4
Why would a locked door keep a ghost out?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 5
Oh, that sucks.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 6
That might be a problem. Why?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 7
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 8
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 9
You see, after Marshall got off the phone with Lily,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 10
And as we both know, you owe me a "No Questions Asked."
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 11
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 12
stop doing that joke after the editor
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 13
and, no big deal, I can totally climb it.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 14
by bursting into his room with a chain saw and a hockey mask!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 15
Ted, I am not scared,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 16
you can sing me a version of Marvin's lullaby?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 17
Sorry. Sorry.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 18
So cold.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 19
All right, I'll take a lap dance.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 20
Wait, Marshall called you, too?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 21
Honestly, I think
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 22
Hey.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 23
find the utility closet on the third floor,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 24
Ha. You didn't wind up helping me, so it doesn't count.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 25
"Whoever signs me out is legally responsible for my actions."
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 26
No... questions... asked.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 27
just like the bad guy in Die Hard.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 28
What is going on?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 29
Tell her, Ted.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 30
It says right here, room 13.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 31
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 32
than to take a naked selfie
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 33
Well, it was more beast than trout.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 34
why they kept calling you Night Falcon
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 35
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 36
broken lock, faulty Wi-Fi,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 37
Okay, we need to get to Lily's phone before she sees that text.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 38
Why do we do that? I don't know.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 39
They could build their little woodland den together.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 40
Point is, we're gonna make a great team.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 41
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 42
Wait.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 43
She went up 20 minutes ago.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 44
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 45
Uh, someone sent me a text.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 46
to do this no questions asked.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 47
put the cupcakes at the feet of their leader,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 48
Well, interesting that I was the one who fixed everything
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 49
I am saying I did not order room service.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 50
And Marshall thought back.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 2
He brings with him the icy chill of death.
#2
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 3
Now, if there is anything wrong with your room
#3
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 4
Why would a locked door keep a ghost out?
#4
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 5
Oh, that sucks.
#5
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 6
That might be a problem. Why?
#6
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 7 #7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 8 #8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 9
You see, after Marshall got off the phone with Lily,
#9
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 10
And as we both know, you owe me a "No Questions Asked."
#10
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 11 #11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 12
stop doing that joke after the editor
#12
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 13
and, no big deal, I can totally climb it.
#13
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 14
by bursting into his room with a chain saw and a hockey mask!
#14
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 15
Ted, I am not scared,
#15
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 16
you can sing me a version of Marvin's lullaby?
#16
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 17
Sorry. Sorry.
#17
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 18
So cold.
#18
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 19
All right, I'll take a lap dance.
#19
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 20
Wait, Marshall called you, too?
#20
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 21
Honestly, I think
#21
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 22
Hey.
#22
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 23
find the utility closet on the third floor,
#23
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 24
Ha. You didn't wind up helping me, so it doesn't count.
#24
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 25
"Whoever signs me out is legally responsible for my actions."
#25
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 26
No... questions... asked.
#26
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 27
just like the bad guy in Die Hard.
#27
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 28
What is going on?
#28
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 29
Tell her, Ted.
#29
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 30
It says right here, room 13.
#30
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than to take a naked selfie
#32
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 33
Well, it was more beast than trout.
#33
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 34
why they kept calling you Night Falcon
#34
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 35 #35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 36
broken lock, faulty Wi-Fi,
#36
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 37
Okay, we need to get to Lily's phone before she sees that text.
#37
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 38
Why do we do that? I don't know.
#38
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 39
They could build their little woodland den together.
#39
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 40
Point is, we're gonna make a great team.
#40
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 41 #41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 42
Wait.
#42
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She went up 20 minutes ago.
#43
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Uh, someone sent me a text.
#45
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 46
to do this no questions asked.
#46
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 47
put the cupcakes at the feet of their leader,
#47
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 48
Well, interesting that I was the one who fixed everything
#48
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 49
I am saying I did not order room service.
#49
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 50
And Marshall thought back.
#50