S9 E5
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Season 9  "The Poker Game"  9x5

Aired 5 years ago - Oct 14, 2013

When Barney is forced to pick sides in a fight between Robin and his mother, Lily coaches him on how not to ruin his relationship. Meanwhile, Ted and Marshall get into a dispute over wedding gifts and thank-you notes.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 5 (S09E05) - 2
Get me a wedding present.
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Well, he can forget it!
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We'll get them a gift.
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Package from one Mr. Ted Mosby.
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Don't get married.
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He's not crapping on marriage.
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Beat it!
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requesting permission to make a stink?
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World's most famous origamist?
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I'm just messing with you.
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Or being in the same room, or every app on my phone.
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Ooh!
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Thank you.
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I did, too, get you a gift!
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It's fine. He's a grown-up.
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and, when you were hungry, these supple breasts.
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Do I detect a note of hazelnut?
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I think you'll like my costume.
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Give a gift, get a note.
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And I thought for sure you'd get it
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"there's one thing that didn't leave me at the altar,
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I will make this right!
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But Robin lets me do sex to her.
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"Does this make me look fat?"
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Remember: happy wife equals happy life.
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for the coffeemaker. It's cool.
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what?
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Mosbys always give wedding gifts.
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Number two.
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Okay.
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Well, I'd better leave now before I lose
#34
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all of you Stinsons have the same very subtle tell.
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Raise $50.
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Nope. Not happening.
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Because it's my family.
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if it's... if it's that important to you, here.
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Your coffeemaker?
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no B.S., did you really get us
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Really?
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I got to admit,
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Oh.
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Well, out of respect for your marriage, I won't say anything.
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Glad you came to your senses.
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Only way to keep up the chocolate xylophone.
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I think I finally understand what Lily was mumbling
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You're not getting this ring.
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