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Season 9  "Bedtime Stories"  9x11

Aired 5 years ago - Nov 25, 2013

Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting three rhyming bedtime tales about his friends as they wind down their epic cross-country journey.

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Oh, God, that could be true.
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is the border betwixt happiness and sorrow.
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Of baseball... Ted observed...
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For while the date side of the line's
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My first week in New York, I dated someone on the team.
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MARSHALL: And as she said...
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Just smile, be charming,
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to let a silly secret ruin such a lovely date.
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See? It worked.
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Forgive me, but before you got here, did you smoke a joint?
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Pumpkin picking at age three is the first thing I recall.
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No, Gael. Or Scooby?
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Um...
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as they clamor and cram it into the middle of a sentence
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Simon. Nice to see you.
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Had Simon blossomed finally?
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And as she tried to stammer some excuse
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For stealing someone's wedding cake is terribly bad juju.
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Oh, God, this is delicious!
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So how bad is the damage?
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I think I need to get out of this chair before I break it.
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You're Robin, and you're half a wedding cake away from glory!
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and be remembered for this
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as Ted and Mommy cheered
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Yeah. MARSHALL: Mom's exhortations rang
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No, III. No, II.
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(Southern accent): "My boy can eat 50 eggs " Right?
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But now that I have
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MARSHALL: And now that night's remembered not for Robin getting dumped
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I hate this stupid bus.
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things can't get worse, I swear.
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when Mommy interrupted:
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She's sipping Chardonnay, not pounding cherry-flavored booze.
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just like that jerk, LeBron.
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So many great things 'bout this girl: her boobs,
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The sign read 22nd Street, and my concern decreased
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Of course. Now, hang on to your "chayers."
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The East Side
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my East Side debutantes are quite verboten.
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My friend from Brooklyn, Pickle Jar Bob,
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Tuxedo Charlie's not the only one here who's been slighted.
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Thank you.
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they're losing, you now must grant them each
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Ladies, don't you worry,
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Let's toast before we all adjourn.
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is the border betwixt happiness and sorrow.
#2
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Of baseball... Ted observed...
#5
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For while the date side of the line's
#6
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My first week in New York, I dated someone on the team.
#7
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MARSHALL: And as she said...
#8
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Just smile, be charming,
#9
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to let a silly secret ruin such a lovely date.
#10
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See? It worked.
#11
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Forgive me, but before you got here, did you smoke a joint?
#12
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Pumpkin picking at age three is the first thing I recall.
#13
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No, Gael. Or Scooby?
#15
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Um...
#16
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as they clamor and cram it into the middle of a sentence
#17
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Simon. Nice to see you.
#18
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Had Simon blossomed finally?
#19
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And as she tried to stammer some excuse
#20
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For stealing someone's wedding cake is terribly bad juju.
#21
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Oh, God, this is delicious!
#22
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So how bad is the damage?
#23
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I think I need to get out of this chair before I break it.
#24
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You're Robin, and you're half a wedding cake away from glory!
#25
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and be remembered for this
#26
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as Ted and Mommy cheered
#27
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Yeah. MARSHALL: Mom's exhortations rang
#28
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No, III. No, II.
#29
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(Southern accent): "My boy can eat 50 eggs " Right?
#30
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But now that I have
#31
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MARSHALL: And now that night's remembered not for Robin getting dumped
#32
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I hate this stupid bus.
#33
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things can't get worse, I swear.
#34
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when Mommy interrupted:
#36
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She's sipping Chardonnay, not pounding cherry-flavored booze.
#37
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just like that jerk, LeBron.
#38
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So many great things 'bout this girl: her boobs,
#39
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The sign read 22nd Street, and my concern decreased
#40
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Of course. Now, hang on to your "chayers."
#41
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The East Side
#42
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my East Side debutantes are quite verboten.
#43
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My friend from Brooklyn, Pickle Jar Bob,
#44
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Tuxedo Charlie's not the only one here who's been slighted.
#45
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Thank you.
#46
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they're losing, you now must grant them each
#47
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Ladies, don't you worry,
#48
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Let's toast before we all adjourn.
#49
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