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Season 9  "No Questions Asked"  9x7

Aired 11 years ago - Oct 28, 2013

When Daphne sends a troubling text message to Lily, Marshall enlists the gang’s help to remove the message while enforcing the “No Questions Asked” rule.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 1
We saw it fly out the neck hole.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 2
He brings with him the icy chill of death.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 3
Now, if there is anything wrong with your room
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 4
Why would a locked door keep a ghost out?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 5
Oh, that sucks.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 6
That might be a problem. Why?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 7
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 8
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 9
You see, after Marshall got off the phone with Lily,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 10
And as we both know, you owe me a "No Questions Asked."
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 11
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 12
stop doing that joke after the editor
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 13
and, no big deal, I can totally climb it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 14
by bursting into his room with a chain saw and a hockey mask!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 15
Ted, I am not scared,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 16
you can sing me a version of Marvin's lullaby?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 17
Sorry. Sorry.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 18
So cold.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 19
All right, I'll take a lap dance.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 20
Wait, Marshall called you, too?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 21
Honestly, I think
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 22
Hey.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 23
find the utility closet on the third floor,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 24
Ha. You didn't wind up helping me, so it doesn't count.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 25
"Whoever signs me out is legally responsible for my actions."
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 26
No... questions... asked.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 27
just like the bad guy in Die Hard.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 28
What is going on?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 29
Tell her, Ted.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 30
It says right here, room 13.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 31
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 32
than to take a naked selfie
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 33
Well, it was more beast than trout.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 34
why they kept calling you Night Falcon
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 35
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 36
broken lock, faulty Wi-Fi,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 37
Okay, we need to get to Lily's phone before she sees that text.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 38
Why do we do that? I don't know.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 39
They could build their little woodland den together.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 40
Point is, we're gonna make a great team.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 41
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 42
Wait.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 43
She went up 20 minutes ago.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 44
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 45
Uh, someone sent me a text.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 46
to do this no questions asked.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 47
put the cupcakes at the feet of their leader,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 48
Well, interesting that I was the one who fixed everything
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 49
I am saying I did not order room service.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 50
And Marshall thought back.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 2
He brings with him the icy chill of death.
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 3
Now, if there is anything wrong with your room
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 4
Why would a locked door keep a ghost out?
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 5
Oh, that sucks.
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 6
That might be a problem. Why?
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 7 #7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 8 #8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 9
You see, after Marshall got off the phone with Lily,
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 10
And as we both know, you owe me a "No Questions Asked."
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 11 #11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 12
stop doing that joke after the editor
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 13
and, no big deal, I can totally climb it.
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 14
by bursting into his room with a chain saw and a hockey mask!
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 15
Ted, I am not scared,
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 16
you can sing me a version of Marvin's lullaby?
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 17
Sorry. Sorry.
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 18
So cold.
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 19
All right, I'll take a lap dance.
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 20
Wait, Marshall called you, too?
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 21
Honestly, I think
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 22
Hey.
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 23
find the utility closet on the third floor,
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 24
Ha. You didn't wind up helping me, so it doesn't count.
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 25
"Whoever signs me out is legally responsible for my actions."
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 26
No... questions... asked.
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 27
just like the bad guy in Die Hard.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 28
What is going on?
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 29
Tell her, Ted.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 30
It says right here, room 13.
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 31 #31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 32
than to take a naked selfie
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 33
Well, it was more beast than trout.
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 34
why they kept calling you Night Falcon
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 35 #35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 36
broken lock, faulty Wi-Fi,
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 37
Okay, we need to get to Lily's phone before she sees that text.
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 38
Why do we do that? I don't know.
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 39
They could build their little woodland den together.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 40
Point is, we're gonna make a great team.
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 41 #41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 42
Wait.
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 43
She went up 20 minutes ago.
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 44 #44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 45
Uh, someone sent me a text.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 46
to do this no questions asked.
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 47
put the cupcakes at the feet of their leader,
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 48
Well, interesting that I was the one who fixed everything
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 49
I am saying I did not order room service.
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 7 (S09E07) - 50
And Marshall thought back.
#50