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Season 9  "Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"  9x14

Aired 11 years ago - Jan 13, 2014

In an attempt to deliver a devastating final slap to Barney, Marshall explains how he mastered the Slap of A Million Exploding Suns.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 1
I know what you seek.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 2
They will teach you
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 3
the Slap of a Million
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 4
He went to Shanghai.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 5
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 6
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 7
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 8
Who said anything about a willow tree, four women and a tiger?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 9
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 10
It can't.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 11
Master of Speed, to be a girl.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 12
You know, that tip isn't a full 20%...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 13
Darn, I really wanted to slap Barney Stinson.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 14
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 15
of Gongqing Forest.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 16
a popular Chinese children's book.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 17
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 18
Just, whatever.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 19
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 20
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 21
Which mountain?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 22
Totally. I backpacked there in college.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 23
That is the most feared name in 40 villages!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 24
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 25
What is in these noodles?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 26
comes from the anger behind it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 27
White Flower and I made love that night in the forest.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 28
Which may or may not have come into play.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 29
of others into your own slap.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 30
who hate Barney's guts!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 31
Ooh!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 32
Ooh!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 33
Sorry, White Flower.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 34
Why Cleveland?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 35
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 36
But it's no big deal.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 37
Oh, sorry.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 38
or the springs of a bathroom scale--
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 39
So I did the only thing that I could think to do.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 40
and so I couldn't control it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 41
You did not slap the heart out of a man's body!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 42
I never got to finish my training.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 43
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 44
Oh, my God.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 45
It's time.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 46
Okay? Don't just slap.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 47
One other thing.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 48
He's gone.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 49
He's gone.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 50
My training is complete.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 2
They will teach you
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 3
the Slap of a Million
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 4
He went to Shanghai.
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 5 #5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 6 #6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 7 #7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 8
Who said anything about a willow tree, four women and a tiger?
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 9 #9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 10
It can't.
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 11
Master of Speed, to be a girl.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 12
You know, that tip isn't a full 20%...
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 13
Darn, I really wanted to slap Barney Stinson.
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 14 #14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 15
of Gongqing Forest.
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 16
a popular Chinese children's book.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 17 #17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 18
Just, whatever.
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 19 #19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 20 #20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 21
Which mountain?
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 22
Totally. I backpacked there in college.
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 23
That is the most feared name in 40 villages!
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 24 #24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 25
What is in these noodles?
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 26
comes from the anger behind it.
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 27
White Flower and I made love that night in the forest.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 28
Which may or may not have come into play.
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 29
of others into your own slap.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 30
who hate Barney's guts!
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 31
Ooh!
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 32
Ooh!
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 33
Sorry, White Flower.
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 34
Why Cleveland?
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 35 #35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 36
But it's no big deal.
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 37
Oh, sorry.
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 38
or the springs of a bathroom scale--
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 39
So I did the only thing that I could think to do.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 40
and so I couldn't control it.
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 41
You did not slap the heart out of a man's body!
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 42
I never got to finish my training.
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 43 #43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 44
Oh, my God.
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 45
It's time.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 46
Okay? Don't just slap.
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 47
One other thing.
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 48
He's gone.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 49
He's gone.
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 14 (S09E14) - 50
My training is complete.
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