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Season 9  "Bedtime Stories"  9x11

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 25, 2013

Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting three rhyming bedtime tales about his friends as they wind down their epic cross-country journey.

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Oh, God, that could be true.
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is the border betwixt happiness and sorrow.
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Of baseball... Ted observed...
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For while the date side of the line's
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My first week in New York, I dated someone on the team.
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MARSHALL: And as she said...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 9
Just smile, be charming,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 10
to let a silly secret ruin such a lovely date.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 11
See? It worked.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 12
Forgive me, but before you got here, did you smoke a joint?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 13
Pumpkin picking at age three is the first thing I recall.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 14
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No, Gael. Or Scooby?
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Um...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 17
as they clamor and cram it into the middle of a sentence
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Simon. Nice to see you.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 19
Had Simon blossomed finally?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 20
And as she tried to stammer some excuse
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 21
For stealing someone's wedding cake is terribly bad juju.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 22
Oh, God, this is delicious!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 23
So how bad is the damage?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 24
I think I need to get out of this chair before I break it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 25
You're Robin, and you're half a wedding cake away from glory!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 26
and be remembered for this
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 27
as Ted and Mommy cheered
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 28
Yeah. MARSHALL: Mom's exhortations rang
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 29
No, III. No, II.
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(Southern accent): "My boy can eat 50 eggs " Right?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 31
But now that I have
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MARSHALL: And now that night's remembered not for Robin getting dumped
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I hate this stupid bus.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 34
things can't get worse, I swear.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 35
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when Mommy interrupted:
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 37
She's sipping Chardonnay, not pounding cherry-flavored booze.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 38
just like that jerk, LeBron.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 39
So many great things 'bout this girl: her boobs,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 40
The sign read 22nd Street, and my concern decreased
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 41
Of course. Now, hang on to your "chayers."
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The East Side
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my East Side debutantes are quite verboten.
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My friend from Brooklyn, Pickle Jar Bob,
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Tuxedo Charlie's not the only one here who's been slighted.
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Thank you.
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they're losing, you now must grant them each
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 48
Ladies, don't you worry,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 49
Let's toast before we all adjourn.
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is the border betwixt happiness and sorrow.
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 3 #3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 4 #4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 5
Of baseball... Ted observed...
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 6
For while the date side of the line's
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 7
My first week in New York, I dated someone on the team.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 8
MARSHALL: And as she said...
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 9
Just smile, be charming,
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 10
to let a silly secret ruin such a lovely date.
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 11
See? It worked.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 12
Forgive me, but before you got here, did you smoke a joint?
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 13
Pumpkin picking at age three is the first thing I recall.
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 14 #14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 15
No, Gael. Or Scooby?
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 16
Um...
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 17
as they clamor and cram it into the middle of a sentence
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 18
Simon. Nice to see you.
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 19
Had Simon blossomed finally?
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 20
And as she tried to stammer some excuse
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 21
For stealing someone's wedding cake is terribly bad juju.
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 22
Oh, God, this is delicious!
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 23
So how bad is the damage?
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 24
I think I need to get out of this chair before I break it.
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 25
You're Robin, and you're half a wedding cake away from glory!
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 26
and be remembered for this
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 27
as Ted and Mommy cheered
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 28
Yeah. MARSHALL: Mom's exhortations rang
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 29
No, III. No, II.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 30
(Southern accent): "My boy can eat 50 eggs " Right?
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 31
But now that I have
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 32
MARSHALL: And now that night's remembered not for Robin getting dumped
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 33
I hate this stupid bus.
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 34
things can't get worse, I swear.
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 35 #35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 36
when Mommy interrupted:
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 37
She's sipping Chardonnay, not pounding cherry-flavored booze.
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 38
just like that jerk, LeBron.
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 39
So many great things 'bout this girl: her boobs,
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 40
The sign read 22nd Street, and my concern decreased
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 41
Of course. Now, hang on to your "chayers."
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 42
The East Side
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 43
my East Side debutantes are quite verboten.
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 44
My friend from Brooklyn, Pickle Jar Bob,
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 45
Tuxedo Charlie's not the only one here who's been slighted.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 46
Thank you.
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 47
they're losing, you now must grant them each
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 48
Ladies, don't you worry,
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 9 Episode 11 (S09E11) - 49
Let's toast before we all adjourn.
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