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Season 5  "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"  5x9

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 23, 2009

Barney freaks out when Marshall bequeaths a "slap bet" slap to Ted and Robin. Meanwhile, Lily's estranged father shows up for Thanksgiving.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 1
the next great American board game, but his ideas were always a little off.
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But this is the one!
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Here. Come play Daddy's new game.
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Actually, dear, slight change of plans. We're staying here for the time being.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 5
Oh, hey, guys. What a pleasant surprise.
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Clearly, they're not getting the whole sock-on-the-doorknob thing.
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So, not only did you stop them from moving to Florida,
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a look we all prayed never to be on the receiving end of.
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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 10
Hey, Mickey. Just hang tight, okay? We'll work this out.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 11
She doesn't talk about it much, but this thing with her dad causes her a lot of pain.
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Lily, come on. It's been three years, okay? That's long enough.
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That dress is gorgeous!
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One coffee, please.
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Excuse me. Are you sure mine was decaf? You just used the same pot.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 17
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Oh, you don't have to ask.
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Marshall, that man broke my heart every single day for 20 years.
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I want to be your slap-prentice.
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- Wait, what? - I'm just saying, I'll slap him.
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Everything looks delicious, Mother Eriksen.
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Dear Lord...
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It's just gonna be, like, five more minutes.
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at which point, neither one of us gets to slap Barney.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 27
- What? You said you were okay with that. - Well, I'm not!
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Yes, your dad has made some mistakes in the past, but he's a different person now.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 29
I miss her a ton. Little princess.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 30
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And then, right before my eyes, your father broke down crying.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 32
Marshall, what gives you the right to do that?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 33
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 34
She just needs some time to cool down. Let's finish the game.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 35
This slap was supposed to be a wonderful thing, a gift,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 36
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 37
I mean, men are stronger than women.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 38
But what you couldn't tell your teammates,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 39
a man, to do all of your slapping for you.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 40
You come in here, and you watch your daughter leave and you don't even care.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 41
- What's this? What's he doing? - Did you swallow some of that paint?
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Mr. Park's, huh? This is the last place I expected to find you.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 43
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He really is dead to me.
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So that's how on Thanksgiving, 2009, your Aunt Lily performed a miracle.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 46
Slap Bet Commissioner, surely tying me to a chair is a breach...
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Last year, you got left at the altar. You lost your job.
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- I can't take this from you, Ted. - Nor I, you.

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But this is the one!
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Here. Come play Daddy's new game.
#3
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Actually, dear, slight change of plans. We're staying here for the time being.
#4
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Oh, hey, guys. What a pleasant surprise.
#5
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Clearly, they're not getting the whole sock-on-the-doorknob thing.
#6
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 5 Episode 9 (S05E09) - 7
So, not only did you stop them from moving to Florida,
#7
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a look we all prayed never to be on the receiving end of.
#8
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Hey, Mickey. Just hang tight, okay? We'll work this out.
#10
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She doesn't talk about it much, but this thing with her dad causes her a lot of pain.
#11
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Lily, come on. It's been three years, okay? That's long enough.
#12
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That dress is gorgeous!
#14
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One coffee, please.
#15
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Excuse me. Are you sure mine was decaf? You just used the same pot.
#16
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Oh, you don't have to ask.
#18
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Marshall, that man broke my heart every single day for 20 years.
#19
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I want to be your slap-prentice.
#20
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- Wait, what? - I'm just saying, I'll slap him.
#21
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Everything looks delicious, Mother Eriksen.
#23
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Dear Lord...
#24
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It's just gonna be, like, five more minutes.
#25
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at which point, neither one of us gets to slap Barney.
#26
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- What? You said you were okay with that. - Well, I'm not!
#27
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Yes, your dad has made some mistakes in the past, but he's a different person now.
#28
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I miss her a ton. Little princess.
#29
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And then, right before my eyes, your father broke down crying.
#31
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Marshall, what gives you the right to do that?
#32
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She just needs some time to cool down. Let's finish the game.
#34
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This slap was supposed to be a wonderful thing, a gift,
#35
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I mean, men are stronger than women.
#37
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But what you couldn't tell your teammates,
#38
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a man, to do all of your slapping for you.
#39
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You come in here, and you watch your daughter leave and you don't even care.
#40
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- What's this? What's he doing? - Did you swallow some of that paint?
#41
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Mr. Park's, huh? This is the last place I expected to find you.
#42
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He really is dead to me.
#44
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So that's how on Thanksgiving, 2009, your Aunt Lily performed a miracle.
#45
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Slap Bet Commissioner, surely tying me to a chair is a breach...
#46
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Last year, you got left at the altar. You lost your job.
#47
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- I can't take this from you, Ted. - Nor I, you.
#50