S5 E4
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Season 5  "The Sexless Innkeeper"  5x4

Aired 11 years ago - Oct 12, 2009

Marshall and Lily want to hook up with Barney and Robin for double-dating and fun, but their desperate eagerness to please is a huge turn-off. Meanwhile, when a succession of girls come to his apartment and immediately fall asleep, Ted is bummed to learn he is a "Sexless Innkeeper" whose "dates" are only interested in a comfy place to crash

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In Cabo, I saw Sammy Hagar eating a Belgian waffle! Come on in.
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We sucked down a couple tacos outside the subway.
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Now, Robin...
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They've been looking for couple best friends forever.
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Marshall: * it was the best night ever *
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* then we played charades *
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* are you free? Are you free next Saturday? *
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I mean, we knew we were gonna have fun tonight,
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Well, let's do it again, soon. I'll...uh, call you.
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Wound up falling asleep on the couch.
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Where does this girl live, exactly?
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Has their own tale of the sexless innkeeper.
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The tavern grew empty,
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Then I turned to my left
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I asked, "where do you live?"
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Back in her cave, she prepared us a snack.
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And so are you
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I'm not the sexless innkeeper.
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We have. Go on.
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And then on Sunday, we're up at 6:00 a.m. for the fall foliage hike.
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(sighs)
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When you're too much of a coward to dump them. Yeah.
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Come on, Marshall. Let's go.
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So for months, all of Marshall's
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* cat funeral *
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* meow, meow, meow, meow * * cat funeral *
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First, a boat ride around the city,
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But five different kinds
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I mean, who's working the front desk?
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Ignoring a problem doesn't make it go away.
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Even Barney and Robin had to admit
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Um, listen,
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Oh, we can't. We're here with Py and Shea.
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They just moved here from Hawaii.
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Wow, it sounds like this is getting pretty serious.
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(laughing)
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* but when we dial the telephone *
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You know, with the ferrets?
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Okay, guys, I've got some bad news for you.
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That was amazing, Lily!
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